#1
Hey im still a virgin and im a little hesitant on losing it because im afraid that i wont last long. How long did u guys last ur first time and please be honest this is important.

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#2
don't worry about it
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#5
Everytime you pee...try to pee then hold it in for as long as you can...this helps the endurance of your muscles down there and you can last longer.
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Everytime you pee...try to pee then hold it in for as long as you can...this helps the endurance of your muscles down there and you can last longer.


I kinda doubt it *still does it now though*

Yeah don't worry about it. My first time I didn't last to long, about 10 minutes. The first time you'll probably be like "ohh yeah I'm doing *POW* oh now " So this is odd but what I do, think of something else. Or just do oral first to take up time. Foreplay is good too.
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#8
You won't last long, but, seriously, you're a virgin. If you practice, you'll get better.
#9
Knock her unconscious beforehand. No worries then!
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#10
Dude, works everytime. Just masterbate at least an hour before it happens. You won't detonate as fast that way, common sense.
#11
Wouldn't it be a good idea if you just thought of the most disgusting thing so you could last longer, why don't people just do that.


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#12
yeah, either blow one off before hand, or try this:

... think about cleaning a dirty-ass bathroom. works like a charm
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#13
It doesn't really matter that much; there's not much you can do about it, and she'll understand. Honestly I had more trouble with moving in the right way; it was a little clumsy. But w/e
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Wouldn't it be a good idea if you just thought of the most disgusting thing so you could last longer, why don't people just do that.


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either you could do that, or you could enjoy the sex. hmm....
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#15
my first time i just said if i finish first ill just keep going. and i didnt finish first cuase im probably really bad at sex but anyways if you dont last long i dont think itll matter much.
#17
alcohol...and wear a rubber. numbs it so its not as sensitive...ya and basically everything everyone else already said
lol, think about cleaning a dirty bathroom, thats a good one, gonna try that next time
#18
Just do it. End of the story.
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#19
One very important piece of advice:
If it's your first time, take it slow. You're gonna wanna pile-drive the **** out of her. But, if you take it slow first, you can actually build up a little resistance and go harder on her within a few minutes.
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#20
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You won't last long, but, seriously, you're a virgin. If you practice, you'll get better.


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#21
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either you could do that, or you could enjoy the sex. hmm....



Yea good point, screw the women (No pun intended) I want 5 minutes of glory, not 20 minutes of putrid, horrid, sex.
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#22
Eat her out first.
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#23
Just do the One Man Practice Dance before hand.
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#24
Uhh to whoever said hold your piss in, does the word prostate cancer mean anything to you?

Watch hard porn for a few months, makes it harder for you to come. May affect ability to keep it up, but, o well, You win some you loose some.
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#25
Deep breaths always help (draw blood back to the head or something).

Also, just take it slow.

Otherwise practice...
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#26
Well, I was already habitually doing PC muscle contractions and penis muscle exercises prior to my first time so I lasted about 30 minutes the first time(I could've gone way longer, we were cut off). I say, don't worry about it and have fun. You'll get better over time.
#27
Ahh i gotta agree with the others just sit back and enjoy yourself if you go first just keep on a trucking and you will get better heck i only lasted a total of 4 mins but i got over and now 6mins im a GOD!! lol j/k just have fun with it
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#28
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I want 5 minutes of glory, not 20 minutes of putrid, horrid, sex.

well you could get a 5 minute session of glory and probably not have sex for a while, or take one for the team and get as much as you want, then you can get your glory
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