Poll: how often do you whack it???
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View poll results: how often do you whack it???
every time I get the chance
24 23%
once a day
36 35%
every other day
26 25%
once a week
12 12%
never
5 5%
Voters: 104.
#2
everytime someone learns how to use the search bar
<Raven> I got so baked last night
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<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#3
About as much as USE THE DAMNED SEARCH BUTTON !!!.

3-7 times a week.
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everytime someone learns how to use the search bar


I don't understand what you mean
#5
Whack what? The weeds?

Probly every time I mow the yard.
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#8
I don't masturbate.

I fuck the search function.

Then I cum blood.
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#9
I Dont Care How Often You Masturbate!!!
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#11
.....why would you ask that? Seriously?
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#12
This question can be taken wrong on so many levels. You should be more specific.
#13
I like how it goes from "one week" to "never." I guess if you masturbate less than once a week, it doesn't count as masturbating.
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#14
about once ever day
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#15
Often.
Me and a bunch of friends are giving up masturbating for Lent...how Christian are we?
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#16
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I don't understand what you mean

USE THE SEARCH BAR
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#18
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everytime someone learns how to use the search bar



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#19
It varies.

If I don't have a girl I'm interested in or anything, than it's about once a day. But if I get liking and talking to or dating a girl, it can be like, once a month.

It just kinda takes my mind off of it.
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#23
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USE THE SEARCH BAR


I still don't get it... what is this search bar you speak of???
#24
I just took a two day break that ended today!
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#25
Basically every day. I have build up a dependence on it to the point where I cannot go to sleep unless I let one out before bed.
#26
Is it only considered "whacking it" if you end up coming?
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#27
I whack ev'ry time dere's a whackin' t' do. When da boss tells me dere's someone t' whack, I jus' go dere and fill dem fulla lead.
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#29
Whenever I get the chance but I'm trying to cut down on it.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#30
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Is it only considered "whacking it" if you end up coming?


Someone answer please, I'm really confused.


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#31
i just came off my 31 day streak to empty myself for lent, also known as the 40 day challenge.
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#32
Once a day. varies though. Every week me and my buds usually get together to have a big circle jerk while watching Barney. It's a pretty grand occasion.
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#33
It depends during the year. Summer, mostly every day, Autum, probaly every day winter, once every two days, Volleyball season - once every week or two.
#34
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#35
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2-4 times a day

seriously dude.............. get a girlfriend


thats just discusting
#36
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Basically every day. I have build up a dependence on it to the point where I cannot go to sleep unless I let one out before bed.


+1

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#37
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+1

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I'll work on getting a Girl



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I have a girl
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#38
Quote by daytripper75
maybe once a week.

its lost its magic.

especially since i have a girlfriend.

Ditto.

Feels.. 'hollow' and pointless when it's me doing it. Just because I know it's not her.
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#39
I normally do it once or twice a day, but sometimes more. It depends how often my parents and sister are out. Still though, I can alwyas just say "Don't come in my room, I'm doing homework." and throw in my headphones to my speaker, and whack it.
#40
I have one close to everyday sometimes twice but it depends on how horny I am.
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