#1
aight so one of my female friends posts this bulletin on myspace:

U + ME + MY ROOM=

WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE
COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO
WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN
REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH
THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED... LOL. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS MEANS YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 6 MONTHS.

REPOST IT SAYING... U + ME + MY ROOM=


then she messages me telling me i have to reply to it.

My question for you pit dwellers, is what would you say in reply if you were in this situation? I know i'm not likely to get any serious answers, but this could be amusing, so have at it
#3
Quote by kaptink
Play blackjack for 24 hours straight. You could make a fortune!


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#5
Feed a goat penicillin.
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#6
If she's hot i'd tell her i'd fuck her. Why? Cause it's the truth, what else could take your mind off starving for 24 hours?
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#7
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what else could take your mind off starving for 24 hours?


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Don't worry guys, he's just bitter because he has a small dick.


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#8
Yeah, I agree with Santhony. I mean, whats better than 24 hours of hot sexy sex. But if shes one of those chicks who talks and talks and talks after sex... go with the blackjack option.
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#9
Well... It's a MySpace bulletin, so you're not getting anything.

I quite like the sleep idea, I've been sleep deprived for days, and nothing looks better.
#10
Quote by dann_blood
Yeah, I agree with Santhony. I mean, whats better than 24 hours of hot sexy sex. But if shes one of those chicks who talks and talks and talks after sex... go with the blackjack option.


What about sex and blackjack!
#11
drink, get ****ed off your head then you might get lucky and she wont feel it

#12
Quote by kaptink
What about sex and blackjack!


add some rum in there and im in.
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#13
Quote by Angels Fighter
add some rum in there and im in.


+1
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Don't worry guys, he's just bitter because he has a small dick.


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#14
I'm thinkin' a steak for food.
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#16
Quote by kaptink
What about sex and blackjack!

"Hit me! HIT ME! Whoops... Oh god I fold! I fold!"

That for 24 hours? Chances are this guy would leave with half the manhood he had going in. You know, with the whole "She's a dude" thing.
#17
Strip Blackjack and then Sex!
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