#1
What are some things that you have learnt the hard way. i found out wat meatspin was the hard way. Also that soap doenst make good lube. and What an electric fence feels like.
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I vote you for Australian of the Year.

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lol yea chuck the sicky! what an aussie tradition angels fighter i too vote u for aussie of the year


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I call bullsh*t. White people don't get sacked.


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#2
Soda can make you awful gassy.
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You're a bald gopher with wings that lives in the countryside, working on a farm.


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Having sex in a pool full of jello? How strangely erotic. No, not just any sex, butts-*gets shot*

God bless the underdog and God bless the antihero.
#3
Don't spend all your student loans within the first month. I learned that the hard way.

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#4
While chopping down a tree, don't admire the beauty of nature.
Dear God, do you actually answer prayers?

Yes, but only in a way indistinguishable from random luck or the result of your own efforts.
#5
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While chopping down a tree, don't admire the beauty of nature.


hahahaha.. i gotta sig that

gw man
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cyclobs you are demented..... in a good way
#8
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While chopping down a tree, don't admire the beauty of nature.


off topic but man your avatar freaked me out. i was thinking of ReBoot just the other day.
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I vote you for Australian of the Year.

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lol yea chuck the sicky! what an aussie tradition angels fighter i too vote u for aussie of the year


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I call bullsh*t. White people don't get sacked.


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#9
Lemonparty, because old chinese men in gay orgies make me feel sad.
Don't squirt shower gel up your penis. It makes it hurt to pee.
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#11
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women on their periods dont like to be antagonised


Use periods to your advantage.

Easier to wind girls up

As ghey as it sounds, I learnt how not try to win a girl over/back over the hard way.
#12
Electric fence to the back of the neck in the rain is quite painful.
Third out in the MOD contest '08.
#13
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What are some things that you have learnt the hard way. i found out wat meatspin was the hard way. Also that soap doenst make good lube. and What an electric fence feels like.

No shit!
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The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#14
Brainfreeze.
What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet? I'll answer for you. NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS.
- Bill Hicks
#19
Tongs and Broiler chains do not go happily together
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On cheating in a relationship...

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If he doesn't use a gameshark, it's not cheating.




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#20
A friend of mine pissed on an electric fence when he was younger

No joke, he gets really mad if you bring it up.
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I onece dumped a girl that I was seeing who already had a boyfriend... So anyway she put on like a stone and i dumped her telling her it was because i felt really guilty etc etc.

But really it's cos she got fat!

No fat chicks !
#22
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A friend of mine pissed on an electric fence when he was younger

No joke, he gets really mad if you bring it up.
lol what a pansy

If I pissed on an electric fence I'd bring it up myself just for laughs!
I didn't have a signature until now.
#23
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how to spelled learned


I learned to use the correct tense of spell.
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And thanks MotleyCrueSATD, that was pretty awesome.


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the truth he speaks well, harken unto his word.
#24
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Sadpaper =/= Good toilet paper



sadpaper? is that toilet paper for emos? is it toilet paper covered in razors?
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And thanks MotleyCrueSATD, that was pretty awesome.


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the truth he speaks well, harken unto his word.
#25
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cats turn yellow before exploding in the microwave

semen tastes pretty salty

takin a shi't in a vagina is harder than it sounds



I learned that rants don't belong on UG....... the hard way

Also, that incoherent doodling at a high tempo doesn't count as shredding.

Let it be known though: I've since gained the ability to actually have some idea of what I'm playing
#26
throwing your guitar around your neck can be fun. throwing it around your neck in a way which you dont control and therefore the head smashes up your ass, especially whilst playing in a show...that is no good.
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you are definately a skilled writer.



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#27
Jumping over posts (like parking area ones) with no hands can lead to you walking funny.
Member of the 'Dr.Cox is my Mentor' group

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I was kicking a balloon around, and kicked the back of my other foot.
I broke my toe as a result.