#1
these kinds of threads are usually entertaining enough.


so.

what's the best sympathy pain causing thing you can think of?

sympathy pain is when someone tells you about something so shitting painful it's actually painful to think about and makes you cringe and all that.

eg:

getting a door shut on your tounge.

lord percival nobberswith getting attacked with a pair of scissors.

getting your front teeth ripped out my a small korean orphan child for money.
#2
Getting a dildo shoved up your wanghole.

Pissing broken glass.

Drinking acid and slowly corroding away on the inside.


Well, time to read some more Goregrind lyrics!
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#3
testicles + sandwich grill

or

Eyelids pierced with fish hooks, and then the hook ripped out.
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#5
everything so far made me cringe, except for anithero. (sorry, but it wasn't that good)

anyways,

watching vultures feed on your decaying carcass (obviously, you've been left for dead)
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#8
giving birth, through your penis.
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#9
Quote by sacchiel13
giving birth, through your penis.


that's ejaculating. it wont hurt
#10
having you ball sack slammed in a car door, having it put through a meat grinder, some crazy sadist woman biting off your ballsack, and then, to finish it off, you have to watch them being smashed with a meat tenderiser.

ahhhh, by balls just started hurting as i typed that, as if to say "if you EVER try anything like that, we're gonna kick your ass, we're nuts you know"
#12
barbed wire up the dickhole.
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#13
a small hollow pipe is shoved up your pee hole, barbed wire is inserted into the pipe, the pipe is removed.
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#15
eyelids pierced with hole puncher. Bount and left in a sand storm.
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#16
Hair caught in a mulcher
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#18
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cutting your arm off with a knife but the knife isnt strong enough to cut the bone so you have to snap the bone yourself

hmm... i wonder where you got that idea from...
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do you reckon straight edge people ever get temped to drink alcahole,
when really want to but they know they can't so they just dont?
#19
Quote by josh69
a small hollow pipe is shoved up your pee hole, barbed wire is inserted into the pipe, the pipe is removed.


that's ****ing nasty.
#20
Getting your balls drilled through with a power drill, and then having your penis slowly ripped to shreds with a circular saw.
#22
pretty much anything regarding Razor wire, much worse than barbed
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#25
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Getting consumed inside Anna Nicole Smith's vagina


Or worse.....

Rust.
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#26
Ripping open that little bit of skin between your top lip and your gum. Even typing it makes me cringe.
#27
Getting your balls into a big metal vice and tightening it really, REALLY, hard
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#28
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this guy, nuff said.

he goes to my scool and has literally no friends. i mean usually the loners kind of hang out, but even the weirdos don't want to talk to him. people felt sorry for him until a couple of years ago when he shouted 'whats up nigg*r' at a black waiter on a school trip type thing.
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#30
Quote by headbanger408
Getting a dildo shoved up your wanghole.
Pissing broken glass.

Drinking acid and slowly corroding away on the inside.


Well, time to read some more Goregrind lyrics!

I've actually seen this done once. I'm scarred for life.
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