#1
Since "How To Boil Water" is on right now, I figure this is the perfect time to express my undying love for the dashing chef that is Tyler Florence.

And what better way to do that than through song?

Enjoy. Or don't enjoy. Your call.
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No one can braise a rack of lamb
Quite the way you do
No one can sautee garlic and shallots
While looking as swell as you

Oh Tyler Florence
I watch the Food Network for you
I see you every weekday when I tune in at two

I view the channel simply so
I can watch your cooking shows
And all the while I see your glow
Emanating from the screen, you know

I swoon when you chop parsley
I sigh when you roast ham
Oh, I wish I were your spatula
So I could be in your hand

Oh Tyler Florence
You're the cutest cook on TV
Although Dave Leiberman comes close
You just cannot be beat

Oh Tyler Florence
I watch the Food Network for you
Adorable Tyler Florence
I'm simply in love with you
There's only one girl in the world for you
and she probably lives in Tahiti.
#2
lmao, this is really funny. : ) it strikes me as a bit lame, but it's playful and I can't help but assume that you were trite on purpose. A nice reprieve from all the woefully serious s*** on here.
#3
Sweeeeet! That was what I was aiming for.

A cliche, schoolgirl crush type thing. I tend to write a lot of things like this. Heh.
There's only one girl in the world for you
and she probably lives in Tahiti.
#5
Tyler Florence: an accomplished chef, the purveyor of cooking shows such as "How To Boil Water," "Food 911," and "Tyler's Ultimate."

Don't tell me you've never heard of this guy.
There's only one girl in the world for you
and she probably lives in Tahiti.