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#1
Well basically sperm is alive right, so how come you don't see it move around on its own in a condom or whatever?
#2
Maybe cause it's microscopic?
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#3


I'd sig that
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#4


I'm not getting into this one.
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#8
My sperm moves, it's a dancer and it likes Sir mix-a-lot.
#9
Quote by Draken
My sperm moves, it's a dancer and it likes Sir mix-a-lot.

Exactly. What do you think Tiny Dancer was written about?
#10
i've wondered that sometimes, i'm sure everyone's wondered if their sperm moves, but i never ****ing thought of asking about it in the pit, out of all places. lmfao

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#14
I've gotta tell ya I have just finished laughing my ass off.

if they moved your condom would walk out the door
#15
Semen is the liquid the sperm is in, sperm is the actual reproductive organism.
Pfft, noob. Get your bodily fluids right.
And it'd be hard to see something that tiny move, even alot.
#16
Sometimes UGers ask the greatest questions...
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#17
Someone has obviously never seen cumswapping or creampie porn then.
#18
yeh mine moves. it makes a leap for freedom out the window before i crush it with the all soaking tissue that is kleenex.
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#19
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Someone has obviously never seen cumswapping or creampie porn then.



I guess not.
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#20
dont they wriggle about within the liquid
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#21
maybe mutated sperm would move around like a single drop... but regular sperm, no.
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#24
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^Yeah, but have you any idea how small they are?


Yes, I do. But we're not talking normal sperm here, we're talking mutated sperm
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#26
Quote by shav0r
Well basically sperm is alive right, so how come you don't see it move around on its own in a condom or whatever?


Does this mean you've actually shot a wad and stared at it to see if it would move? You have the kind of time to do that? To stare at your own semen?

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#28


That has to be the funniest thing today.

Lol, if they moved, they'd end up in our condom, and run out and around our house.

So that's how my sponge was sticky.

#30
that's brilliant.
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#34
Atoms move, but you don't see everything randomly changing shape and whatnot. (usually)

I don't even want to know why you were just sitting there wondering to yourself... "Hm, I've been staring at the sperm all day but it hasn't moved an inch!"...

But, it is contained and mixed within the other substances secreted and whatever to form semen, so... it moves around within to semen that was formed, but it doesn't actually cause the semen to move. It would not be able to escape either because it would not be able to break the surface tension of the liquid.


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#35
Quote by Hellarchy
Atoms move, but you don't see everything randomly changing shape and whatnot. (usually)

I don't even want to know why you were just sitting there wondering to yourself... "Hm, I've been staring at the sperm all day but it hasn't moved an inch!"...

But, it is contained and mixed within the other substances secreted and whatever to form semen, so... it moves around within to semen that was formed, but it doesn't actually cause the semen to move. It would not be able to escape either because it would not be able to break the surface tension of the liquid.


-Teh Pat


If the threadstarter was dumb enough to have to make this thread I can't see him understanding any of that...
#38
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If the threadstarter was dumb enough to have to make this thread I can't see him understanding any of that...


Hey, it's worth a try right?


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#40
Yours DOESN'T move?

I'd get that checked out... can't be healthy.
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