#3
If I was watching some pr0n in an apartment, I'd make sure my neighbors couldn't hear it...
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#5
What porn DVD was he playing?
According to BS statistics, 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you're among the 8% who doesn't consider rap to be real music, donate your brains, as you clearly aren't using them.
#8
Man that must have sucked for the guy watching porn. One moment your getting all ready to jizz, the next moment you have a sword pointed at you and are being accused of rape. Blue balls for that guy.
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#10
Bad luck for the guy, a possibly 33 months for trying to stop rape.
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hes gonna go to jail for trying to stop a possible rape?!?!?!?!?? i feel bad for that guy, he was just trying to do the right thing.
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Too funny lol....
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#17
Pft, I think they should let him off.

This reminds me of whenever I listen to Rocket Queen by GNR. There's a woman moaning in the middle of the song and I always start looking for porn pop-ups or something whenver I listen to it.
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#18
haha I nearly sha.t myself of laughter haha

its so hilarious the way it is an analogy of the stereotypical "damsel in distress" story, where the knight would go and save her from danger. The fact that he burst in with a bloody sword helps too
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#21
Well that sucks.
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Lol..that guy is 39, lives with his mom, and owns a sword.
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#25
I think 33 months is a bit strong, he thought he was doing the right thing. Maybe a caution, or a fine for possesion of a deadly weapon, but hard time is a bit much...
#26
Maybe he should have just rang the police.
If it had been a real rape,a real rapist, and he burst in with a sword he could have been shot and gotten the woman killed.
Maybe he should have thought a bit before BREAKING INTO A GUYS APARTMENT WITH A FECKIN SWORD. He was just trying to play the hero, albeit spectacularly, however if he really wanted to help he should have rang the police, that kind of stupid crap helps no-one and could have put everyone in danger.
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I think 33 months is a bit strong, he thought he was doing the right thing. Maybe a caution, or a fine for possesion of a deadly weapon, but hard time is a bit much...

Yeah but the judge thought it would do the guy good to go out a bit, meet some new people...
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Yeah, never thought of that, might even get some action as well...
#29
A) The man was doing a noble thing, give him a break. He didn't try to kill the guy, he just broke his door. Make him pay for damages and that's that.
B) He has a SWORD! How awesome is that? "Rape?" *Pulls sword from belt* *Battle cry*
I say let him off solely on the basis that he went charging into a room ready to cut up some pervert Pulp Fiction style. That's awesome.
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I love how he said that he initially intended to hide it behind his back and knock, but then he FROZE................and kicked the door in.
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#31
i think he watched pulp fiction a little too much, i mean honestly, charging into a room to kill a rapistwith a sword? SOOO clichéd!
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#33
now the porn guy can rape as many chicks as he wants cos everyones favourite knight in shining armour is banged up for 33 months and when he gets out he aint gonna do that shit agin whatever he hears
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Maybe he should have just rang the police.
If it had been a real rape,a real rapist, and he burst in with a sword he could have been shot and gotten the woman killed.
Maybe he should have thought a bit before BREAKING INTO A GUYS APARTMENT WITH A FECKIN SWORD. He was just trying to play the hero, albeit spectacularly, however if he really wanted to help he should have rang the police, that kind of stupid crap helps no-one and could have put everyone in danger.
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#36
Thats funny, that sux that he got charged though

Did you guys see the name of the town at the start of the story?
#37
"Wouldn't it be great to watch porn at full volume??!!??!?!?!!"

It must have been pretty loud...

Next time someone's gonna get raped upstairs and he aint gonna help... damn i feel sorry for the dude who got arrested
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the guy broke into his home
threatened him with a sword
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accused him of rape
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whered he get the sword?
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