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#3
what?!
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wow.. ggmIdas is so good in bed
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basically, ggmIdas can pleasure the ladies better than me.. and he could totally kick my ass
#4
Yeah..
Once i tried taking one of those backscratcher things (where the end looks like a hand) and putting lube on it.
Not smart. It was made of wood.
*cringes*
#5
It's called my hand.
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#7
como?
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#8
Nope, but your local dirty book store should have a few "contraptions".

I've heard a few ideas on here, though. One kid used a jello cup. Another did it between two couch cushions. Then there are always your pets.

I'm ashamed to be a UGer right now.
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#12
My stratocaster.....

>.>
<.<
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#14
i know a chick who masturbates with an electric razor...






I CAN TOTALLY EXPLAIN THAT... I HAD... uh... UNPROTECTED SEX WITH A PORCUPINE
#15
there are fleshlights, lookem up on google. (that's if you are asking this question because you got tired of your hand?)
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#16
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Yeah..
Once i tried taking one of those backscratcher things (where the end looks like a hand) and putting lube on it.
Not smart. It was made of wood.
*cringes*


OOOOOOOOOOoooo splinters
I have nothing to say
#17
Yeah


Your moms vagina.
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#18
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there are fleshlights, lookem up on google. (that's if you are asking this question because you got tired of your hand?)



OMG! i love making love to flashlights...
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#21
^^^FLESHlight






I CAN TOTALLY EXPLAIN THAT... I HAD... uh... UNPROTECTED SEX WITH A PORCUPINE
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#22
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^^^FLESHlight


I was about to say something.

So how is YOUR Fleshlight working out, Mags?
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#23
a vacuum cleaner
I HATE YOU
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suck my balls
#24
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a vacuum cleaner

I've done that before. Idea from Scary Movie. Not as great as it may seem, especially when your balls get stuck, that adds a whole new definition to "blue balls."
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#27
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I've done that before. Idea from Scary Movie. Not as great as it may seem, especially when your balls get stuck, that adds a whole new definition to "blue balls."

wtf you people crack me up big tyme.

i guess i cant help but say your sisters mouth
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#29
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wtf you people crack me up big tyme.

i guess i cant help but say your sisters mouth

Did you think I was kidding?
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-Max Planck

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#30
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Did you think I was kidding?

id assumed you were telling the truth and thats why it cracked me up
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#31
Oh, sorry.

Well on another note, this is such a great thread, showing The Pit's true colors.
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#32
I know a chick who played halo2 on xbox live she would tell everyone not to kill her and we didn't cause she would get in any turret and tape the right trigger (fire button) down and we would all just gather round and listen to the moaning and screaming for like 10mins before the game would start
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#33
I swear, a lot of you guys are soooooo wierd. Wow.
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#35
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i kno a chick who puts her phone on vibrate and keeps calling it


Psh go on Halo 1 and get in the warthog gun that never runs out of ammo and set controller to vibrate.
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#36
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ive used a mouse trap as a masturbation contraption before.



...how...?
#38
Rolled up sleeping bag FTW!
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