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"My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions.

Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.

So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts."
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I'm...speechless...


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lol thats seriously stupid man
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scat porn!!! haha...dude...that story is....different =p
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That was actually one of the most immature, FUNNIEST friggin things I've ever read...



Seriously, I lawled at that so hard... oh man...
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#11
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this is why I stay at home and avoid people.....

lol jk

thats funny as shit
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Quote by Supern00b
"My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions.

Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.

So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts."



does the volume of a fart actually have anything to do with pooping??
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does the volume of a fart actually have anything to do with pooping??



i have a really complex theory on farts, anyone wanna hear?

[EDIT]
its not that complex.
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another day in the pit...
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Quote by Supern00b
i have a really complex theory on farts, anyone wanna hear?


Please, share with us your wisdom.
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Quote by Supern00b
i have a really complex theory on farts, anyone wanna hear?


You can't have a "theory" on a fart... nor can it be all that complex.

But by all means... I haven't had my 'lack of intelligence' intake today.
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i cant believe you ACTUALLY just used the word poop.....


Ahem. Whats the last word in your post?
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Please, share with us your wisdom.



OK: Silent vs Louds 101:


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Loud farts are loud, and in most cases non odorous, Why? Because simply put, there is not a single dookie in your tract, thus the passing gas has nothing to block its way, and it can exit full force. Think about blowing into a clarinet, the reed vibrates more if you blow harder.


Silent farts are silent, becuase there IS a dookie in the way. Uh-oh, that means the gas is going to be slowed down, and it will also carry the scent[bad] along with it. Think of a blowing into clarinet reed....full of shit. Or the simpler version, blow into a clarinet with very little wind. Little wind-less vibration.
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Quote by Supern00b
OK: Silent vs Louds 101:


*This material is copyrighted; may not be distributed without owner's consent.*


Loud farts are loud, and in most cases non odorous, Why? Because simply put, there is not a single dookie in your tract, thus the passing gas has nothing to block its way, and it can exit full force. Think about blowing into a clarinet, the reed vibrates more if you blow harder.


Silent farts are silent, becuase there IS a dookie in the way. Uh-oh, that means the gas is going to be slowed down, and it will also carry the scent[bad] along with it. Think of a blowing into clarinet reed....full of sh<b>i</b>t.


Brilliance...sheer brilliance. Surely, you are one of the greatest scientific thinkers of our time.
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Quote by Supern00b
OK: Silent vs Louds 101:


*This material is copyrighted; may not be distributed without owner's consent.*


Loud farts are loud, and in most cases non odorous, Why? Because simply put, there is not a single dookie in your tract, thus the passing gas has nothing to block its way, and it can exit full force. Think about blowing into a clarinet, the reed vibrates more if you blow harder.


Silent farts are silent, becuase there IS a dookie in the way. Uh-oh, that means the gas is going to be slowed down, and it will also carry the scent[bad] along with it. Think of a blowing into clarinet reed....full of sh<b>i</b>t.

When there's a dookie in the way... you're gunna shart.
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When there's a dookie in the way... you're gunna shart.


lol... I love that word.


SHART!
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When there's a dookie in the way... you're gunna shart.


not at the opening, like somewhere deeper in the tract. deeeeepp......deeeeeepeeerr..
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Quote by Supern00b
OK: Silent vs Louds 101:


*This material is copyrighted; may not be distributed without owner's consent.*


Loud farts are loud, and in most cases non odorous, Why? Because simply put, there is not a single dookie in your tract, thus the passing gas has nothing to block its way, and it can exit full force. Think about blowing into a clarinet, the reed vibrates more if you blow harder.


Silent farts are silent, becuase there IS a dookie in the way. Uh-oh, that means the gas is going to be slowed down, and it will also carry the scent[bad] along with it. Think of a blowing into clarinet reed....full of sh<b>i</b>t.




For some reason, that made my day.
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Quote by Supern00b
OK: Silent vs Louds 101:


*This material is copyrighted; may not be distributed without owner's consent.*


Loud farts are loud, and in most cases non odorous, Why? Because simply put, there is not a single dookie in your tract, thus the passing gas has nothing to block its way, and it can exit full force. Think about blowing into a clarinet, the reed vibrates more if you blow harder.


Silent farts are silent, becuase there IS a dookie in the way. Uh-oh, that means the gas is going to be slowed down, and it will also carry the scent[bad] along with it. Think of a blowing into clarinet reed....full of sh<b>i</b>t.

I'll be honest I really didnt think you would have a good theory to back it up but you did and for that I bow down to you, it was very funny and informative
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Pooperz?
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Quoting yourself is cool.


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Wrong.
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