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#1
Used to when you first start its like HOLY **** but know its like meh. Its still great and all but I just don't get that great feeling I once did.

Yea, those really were the day...
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#2
I remember the good ol' days. Back when there weren't no flashlight shaped vaginas. Just you, your hand, and some good ol' fashioned porn.
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#5
If you're not getting the same feeling from it, maybe you should quit masturbating for a while. I'm giving it up for Lent, so I'm betting it'll feel a lot different after 40 days.

I may just give it up entirely though...
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#6
Back when you didn't have to hide the callouses on your palm without feeling dirty...
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#7
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Back when you didn't have to hide the callouses on your palm without feeling dirty...


yea... wait WTF?
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#9
I only do it on weekends now, so it feels hella good.


but i try to cut back entirely since i have a woman...but you know...we arent all about the sex..so i gots to do smething ot keep the tension down..yanno?
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#10
ive been wankin since 1st grade, back then i didnt know what it was, i juss liked how it felt. one time, i fapped once in tighty whitesy that my penis bled. alot. i had my own way of fapping mind you. wasnt up down, it was like rubbing one side only....
#11
I stopped a long time ago because bad things happen when i did...does that happen to you guys?
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#12
I know what you all mean...

Giving up for lent is haaaard. However, please remember that Lent does NOT include Sundays, so a bit of relief can be given

Edit: In case anyone questions that, as I'm sure someone will, my Step-Dad is a priest, and he said that. So **** all you ignorant heathens
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#13
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ive been wankin since 1st grade, back then i didnt know what it was, i juss liked how it felt. one time, i fapped once in tighty whitesy that my penis bled. alot. i had my own way of fapping mind you. wasnt up down, it was like rubbing one side only....



1st grade? dear god..
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#15
Haha ya, I used to do it for pleasure and the great feeling of it but now I just do it when I get bored.
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#17
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If you're not getting the same feeling from it, maybe you should quit masturbating for a while. I'm giving it up for Lent, so I'm betting it'll feel a lot different after 40 days.

I may just give it up entirely though...


I'm giving up soda because I have an addiction problem for Lent. I have like 5 1 iter bottles a day plus a couple of cans . Giving up wanking would be way to hard though good luck with that.
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#19
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"When masturbation's lost it's fun, you're fuckin' lonely."

To quote an idiotic song.
#22
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Used to when you first start its like HOLY **** but know its like meh. Its still great and all but I just don't get that great feeling I once did.

Yea, those really were the day...

Yeah and after you experience sex its even worse...
#23
Yeah the first time I sat there in the dark afterwards like "WTF HOLY SHIT What did I do, those times in the shower weren't really it!"
#24
I've been going through bad times, so I've been doing it a lot. It's just habit now. I'm definitley going to start cutting back though, it's just pathetic to do it so often.

Willpower my friends, it's all about willpower.
#25
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To quote an idiotic song.

I actually quite enjoy that song.

I'm betting a good wank is going to be a bit different after the MOD Challenge. It's day forty-six, by the way. I need to go check in...
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#27
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If it is that boring to you than you really should cut back. Although I heard somewhere that guys that masturbate daily have lower chances of getting colon cancer.


Colon cancer? I think you mean either prostate or testicular cancer man. I've never heard of wanking decreasing the possibility of colonic tumors.

And no, I did not tell my parents, Michael. That sort of thing is for the Pit, and the Pit only.
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#28
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Colon cancer? I think you mean either prostate or testicular cancer man. I've never heard of wanking decreasing the possibility of colonic tumors.

And no, I did not tell my parents, Michael. That sort of thing is for the Pit, and the Pit only.


Your probably right.
#29
u guys should jus stop complains in get some good old fashoin +puntang+ if ya kno wut i mean, a lil pussssy haha
#30
I'm giving it up for lent to. I tried to last year, but I didnt last 4 days. I gotta beat my PR.
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#31
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u guys should jus stop complains in get some good old fashoin +puntang+ if ya kno wut i mean, a lil pussssy haha


YOU ARE AN 07'ER!!!! HOW MANY TIMES MUST IT BE SAID? YOUR OPINION DOESNT MATTER!!!!!


Yeah, im an asshole, so what?
#32
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YOU ARE AN 07'ER!!!! HOW MANY TIMES MUST IT BE SAID? YOUR OPINION DOESNT MATTER!!!!!


Yeah, im an asshole, so what?


Alright! Bandwagon! YES!!


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#33
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I've been going through bad times, so I've been doing it a lot. It's just habit now. I'm definitley going to start cutting back though, it's just pathetic to do it so often.

Willpower my friends, it's all about willpower.


Willpower... yea I need a lot of that to keep my hand away from my cash and prizes. Its just to easy and convenient.
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#34
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I remember the good ol' days. Back when there weren't no flashlight shaped vaginas. Just you, your hand, and some good ol' fashioned porn.



Aren't they vagina-shaped flashlights?
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#35
Yeah I remember a few years back the feeling would be insane. Now its just meh. The only times it feels better is with lube.
#36
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I stopped a long time ago because bad things happen when i did...does that happen to you guys?


exacttly exactly

and everytime the consequence is worse

weird??
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#37
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u guys should jus stop complains in get some good old fashoin +puntang+ if ya kno wut i mean, a lil pussssy haha

Tagalog, much?
#38
Quote by Bubban
I remember the good ol' days. Back when there weren't no flashlight shaped vaginas. Just you, your hand, and some good ol' fashioned porn.



#39
Yea I'm giving it up for lent, so I still got 38 more days to go.
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#40
My friends and I reenacted the episode of Seinfeld dubbed "The Contest." Two of the four members have been in it for about 3 months now.

I lasted two weeks, the other kid lasted three. We are the least tense of the four =).
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