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jeff goldblum in "jurassic park"

"you do plan on having some dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right?"
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Quote by schecter_guy
jeff goldblum in "jurassic park"

"you do plan on having some dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right?"



Good call, he has some great lines in that.
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"enough is enough! i have had it with these mother ****ing snakes on this mother ****ing plane!"


lol that ended the thread right there
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#5
snakes on a plane has been quoted this thread is now void and dead
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#10
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Good call, he has some great lines in that.

it's on AMC right now. awesome movie.

"that's one big pile of shit"

"and now here i am by myself, uh, talking to myself. that's chaos"
#11
Too bad the only kind of movies I like are comedies.
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#12
**** Snakes on a Plane...

the guy from Silent Night, Deadly Night 2....


GARBAGE DAY!
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#13
lol jurassic park is great.
im sure there are others, but nothing comes to mind :/


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#14
Nicholas Cage in Wicker Man, I swear, I haven't laugh that hard since Final Destination 2.
"Killing me won't bring back your ****ing honey!"
"Step away from the bike!"
"Oh no, not the bees! Not the bees! Ahhhhhh! All over my eyes! Eyes! Blaaaarghhh! "

and let's not forget the scene where he drop kicks the chick

I mean just look at all these great scenes off hilarity!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo
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#16
Dawn of the Dead has some good ones...

Edit: Haha! I've got to see the Wicker Man now.
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Quote by schecter_guy
jeff goldblum in "jurassic park"

"you do plan on having some dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right?"


Jeff Goldblum should win in general, he's just awesome. He doesn't get the credit he deserves.

Like in Indpendence Day, he has TONS of great lines in that movie.


Vincent, Jules, and a few more characters in Pulp Fiction are pretty funny.

John Voight (sp?) in Anaconda. The way he was eaten and spit back up was just fucking HILARIOUS!!!
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#18
the guy at the beggining of gangs of new york who kills qui-gon he looks funny and is a really bad actor lol
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Quote by Brandon860
Nicholas Cage in Wicker Man, I swear, I haven't laugh that hard since Final Destination 2.
"Killing me won't bring back your ****ing honey!"
"Step away from the bike!"
"Oh no, not the bees! Not the bees! Ahhhhhh! All over my eyes! Eyes! Blaaaarghhh! "

and let's not forget the scene where he drop kicks the chick

I mean just look at all these great scenes off hilarity!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

I felt bad when I realized he was gonna get burned...


but then I remembered it was nicholas cage and felt much better.
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Quote by schecter_guy
jeff goldblum in "jurassic park"

"you do plan on having some dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right?"

i have an action figure of him it's teh pwnzy

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Kid: Daddy, I want to me a vetinarian when I grow up!

Dad: Whatever queer. *Continues reading the newspaper*

I forgot which movie that was though.
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#23
Reservoir Dogs... Harvey Keitel (Mr. White) is pretty funny throughout it. Steve Buscemi (Mr. Pink) is great too. Pretty much any Tarantino movie is good for laughs.


[Guy got shot in the gut]
Mr. Pink: This is bad. This is so fucking bad. Is it bad?
Mr. White: As opposed to good?

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Mr. White: You talked to Nice Guy Eddie?
Mr. Blonde: Yeah.
Mr. White: Why the fuck didn't you say that in the first place?
Mr. Blonde: Cause you never asked me.
Mr. White: Hardy fuckin har

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Mr. Blonde: Hey Joe, you want me to shoot this guy?
Mr. White: [laughs] Shit... You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
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#24
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jeff goldblum in "jurassic park"

"you do plan on having some dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right?"


Ian Malcolm is my hero.

"All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disney Land back in 1956, nothing worked."
"Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Carribean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."
Listen to mah discs.



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Quote by Brandon860
Nicholas Cage in Wicker Man, I swear, I haven't laugh that hard since Final Destination 2.
"Killing me won't bring back your ****ing honey!"
"Step away from the bike!"
"Oh no, not the bees! Not the bees! Ahhhhhh! All over my eyes! Eyes! Blaaaarghhh! "

and let's not forget the scene where he drop kicks the chick

I mean just look at all these great scenes off hilarity!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo


Wicker Man was f*cking hilarious: the only bad Nick Cage movie I've ever seen.
#26
Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump

its not a comedy, but there are some damn funny parts in that movie.
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Gonna go with Con Air, when Steve Buscemi said "Don't you find it ironic that a bunch of guys are dancing around on a plane listening to a song played by a band that died in a plane crash (Sweet Home Alabama-Lynyrd Skynyrd)"
"This is The End, beautiful friend, The End"
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#29
Tarantino flicks have got great dialogue.

How about this one for best one-liner EVER....

"Nilbog is goblin spelt backwards!"
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In Attack Of The Clones when Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Padami are all tied up or whatever after being taken prisoner, and Obi-Wan's like "What are you doing here?" and anakin replies "rescuing you" and then Obi-Wan sarcastically says "You're doing a good job!"

I thought it was funny the first time I heard it...
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#31
Tarintino has some wacky lines in his movies, espeically Pulp Fiction, and KillBill,
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#33
If you're a bad film buff (or just watch Mystery Science Theater), like me, you've probably seen "Manos: The Hands of Fate". That one's just full of gems.

Torgo - "My name is Torgo, I take care of the place while the Master is away!"

Torgo - "There is nothing to fear, madam. The Master likes you. Nothing will happen to
you. He likes you."
Margaret - "Likes me? I thought you said he was dead."
Torgo - "Dead? No, madam. Not dead the way you know it. He is with us always.
Not dead the way you know it. He is with us always."

Actually, pretty much any movie that has ever been featured on MST3k is unintentional comedy gold.
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#34
Quote by Brandon860
Nicholas Cage in Wicker Man, I swear, I haven't laugh that hard since Final Destination 2.
"Killing me won't bring back your ****ing honey!"
"Step away from the bike!"
"Oh no, not the bees! Not the bees! Ahhhhhh! All over my eyes! Eyes! Blaaaarghhh! "

and let's not forget the scene where he drop kicks the chick

I mean just look at all these great scenes off hilarity!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo


I laughed my ass off at that movie. He was really bad in it, it was hilarious.

"OH NO! NOT THE BEEEEEEEEEES!"
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Or what about when he punches that lady in the bear costume? Priceless!

That movie was sheer genius for all the hilarious shit in it.
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#36
Quote by Brandon860
Nicholas Cage in Wicker Man, I swear, I haven't laugh that hard since Final Destination 2.
"Killing me won't bring back your ****ing honey!"
"Step away from the bike!"
"Oh no, not the bees! Not the bees! Ahhhhhh! All over my eyes! Eyes! Blaaaarghhh! "

and let's not forget the scene where he drop kicks the chick

I mean just look at all these great scenes off hilarity!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo


I was about to post the same thing. Good call.
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Plan 9 From Outer Space

/thread
According to BS statistics, 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you're among the 8% who doesn't consider rap to be real music, donate your brains, as you clearly aren't using them.
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"I have Aids" philadelphia


+1
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the muffin!
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