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It seems like everytime I watch a movie I can't help but wondering "Man, I wonder if they ever take a dump."

I was watching Training Day earlier and kept wondering when the characters take a shit because the movie takes place from dawn to midnight and apparently the characters never need to take a shit.
#3
lmaoo

A character in a movie would have to take dumps but it wouldnbt make the movie interesting
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Not true.

in jackass, they take many dumps.


I guess my question is more directed towards dramas and other movies where toilet humor isn't used.
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i saw a commercial of the wedding crashers, and the guy was taking a dump with a chick sitting in his lap...wierd
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at this thread.

Goddamn it, now Im not going to be able to watch a movie without thinking the same thing
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...u were watching training day...alonzo was takin a shit when he ditch the white dude with the latinos
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what bout in The Departed
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Would you want to sit there for 5-10 minutes waiting for a character to come out of the crapper???
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on four brothers mark whalberg took a dump
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The "dramatic shitting scene" is greatly under used. It's really a great vehicle for character developement.
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Yeah, I remember thinking that too... lol...
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i think jeff daniel's poop scene in dumb and dumber would have to be the greatest of all time, though.
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anyone ever watch 24?? thats waht i think when i watch that show


I think the question is, "who here ever doesn't watch 24?"
And, damn it, now im going to think of this whilst watching Jack Bauer kick some terrorist ass.
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I've wondered this all the time. I wonder about video games that are supposed to be realistic too. (except the sims, of course. They go every 10 minutes or so)
Why don't the Sims use the bathroom at work?
By the way I don't watch 24. It looks retarded. I'M NOT INSULTING FANS OF THE SHOW! JUST THE SHOW ITSELF!

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Well unless it's directly relevant to the plot (like some have mentioned, Lethal Weapon II and etc) they don't show people taking a dump because it's uninteresting and unimportant.

Everything happens in movies for a reason. If something doesn't work, or is pointless to have in the movie, i.e. completely irrelevant - it's knocked off and unused.

Well, that's how they should be like, that's generally how it works, but some directors are shit (no pun intended) and don't realise this.
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Jurassic Park, then dinosaur eats him while he's on the toilet haha
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I don't. I don't care for most TV series.
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I've wondered this all the time. I wonder about video games that are supposed to be realistic too. (except the sims, of course. They go every 10 minutes or so)
Why don't the Sims use the bathroom at work?


Maybe they don't like public bathrooms?
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#29
Any one ever watch elemos world I saw Elmo take a dump.
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#31
Wait a tic! That Mexican dude took a shit in the remake of Shaft while talking to the dude from American Psycho and the other movie where he was super skinny, see, they shit in movies....
#32
To name a few who we have seen go to the bathroom in film:

Mr.Orange-Resivoir Dogs
Vincent Vega-Pulp Fiction(Many times)
Max Cherry-Jackie Brown(I didn't hear you wash your hands)
Tom Arnold-Austin Power 1
Tom Hanks-The Green Mile,Forest Gump
Two chicks that get killed in Jason Goes to Hell(Fast peeing is still peeing)
John Liguizamo(Whatever)-Assult on prescint 13


Thats just off the top of my head.
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Jurassic Park, then dinosaur eats him while he's on the toilet haha


But he's not taking a shit, he's just hiding in the toilet.

They don't normally show characters using the bathroom in movies because either:

a) It's boring and adds nothing to the plot.

b) It's crass, vulgar, and stupid and adds nothing to the plot.

c) Who the hell needs to see people in movies making potty breaks?

EDIT: kornflipsk8r made some good points, but the toilet scenes aren't that long, e.g., Vincent Vega's shown for maybe 3-4 seconds on the crapper at a time in Pulp Fiction.
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#36
I just finished watching Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny. Jack Black takes a shit in that movie.
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But he's not taking a shit, he's just hiding in the toilet.

They don't normally show characters using the bathroom in movies because either:

a) It's boring and adds nothing to the plot.

b) It's crass, vulgar, and stupid and adds nothing to the plot.

c) Who the hell needs to see people in movies making potty breaks?

EDIT: kornflipsk8r made some good points, but the toilet scenes aren't that long, e.g., Vincent Vega's shown for maybe 3-4 seconds on the crapper at a time in Pulp Fiction.


Vincent going to the bathroom is probably the only exception.It does have a conecction to the plot.

Every time he goes to the bathroom something bad happens.Old news to any fans but yea.there you go.QT breaking the norm again.
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#38
it isnt shit but there's a jennifer lopez flick where she takes a piss and there's sound effects. you can even see her wipe. nothing kills boners faster.
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Vincent going to the bathroom is probably the only exception.It does have a conecction to the plot.

Every time he goes to the bathroom something bad happens.Old news to any fans but yea.there you go.QT breaking the norm again.


I'll concede the point there, I'd forgotten that, but I am thankful that Tarantino didn't have any extended sequences of John Travolta giving birth to a mud-baby, because that would have ruined the film.

Would comedies really count as toilet scenes though? Potty humor is a staple of your average American comedy film...
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