#1
I'm supposed to memorize 2 paragraphs worth of Romeo and Juliet and preform it in costumes and everything tommorow. Even though I sort of have my lines memorized ( I know them just not the order they go in) and I have no costume. So I don't really wanna go to school. I've already been coughing alot and sneezing. I feel a cold coming on but it's coming a bit slow so any ideas on how to speed up the disease?
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#3
Don't go for the cold, just rub your eyes really hard for six straight minutes, and BAM! Instant pink eye. You won't go to school.
#4
I usually just tell my mom I have a huge project that I forgot to do and I need to stay home to finish it or my grade will turn to shit. She always says ok
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I usually just tell my mom I have a huge project that I forgot to do and I need to stay home to finish it or my grade will turn to shit. She always says ok


She sometimes lets me do that but I'm not quite sure. I have my lines semi memorized but I think I would only get maybe 30/50 so I don't want to risk it.

I like that other guys pink eye idea. Does that really work?
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She sometimes lets me do that but I'm not quite sure. I have my lines semi memorized but I think I would only get maybe 30/50 so I don't want to risk it.

I like that other guys pink eye idea. Does that really work?


Let's just say I get pink eye A LOT.
#7
dude the way to do it is eat toothpaste and lick ur palms a lot fast for a while then do the pink eye thing taht way the toothpaste gives u a quick fever of liek 101 the palms gives u clammy hadns and youll have pinkeye you got it
#8
take a cold shower then go for a nice jog outside (assuming its cold out where you live)
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+1 and if that fails just try to add lib the romeo and juliet diolauge. It's better than just freezing halfway through when you get to the stuff you didn't memorize.
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take a cold shower then go for a nice jog outside (assuming its cold out where you live)


What would this accomplish? Hypothermia?
You know that colds aren't caused by the cold, right?
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#11
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What would this accomplish? Hypothermia?
You know that colds aren't caused by the cold, right?


works for me
#12
Eat a banana, and then chug a sprite down really fast afterwards...

or, just drink like 7 pints of water, and eat something, your stomach will be too full, and you'll be sick, make sure someone see's it though
#13
i say do all of these things and then pray you dont die...
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#14
Just go find yourself some cheap, messed up/diseased looking hooker.

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#15
watch the first 10 minutes of:
ferris beuller's day off.
great movie. i highly recomend it, but for your emergency, just watch the first 10 minutes.
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#16
Why is their two of this thread? Each one is different so it wasn't a mistake..........
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#17
I don't know what your mom's like, but mine only lets me stay home if I'm physically sick, and she sees. Screw it if I have a temperature, or look unwell, still have to go
Maybe you should have learnt the damn lines.
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#18
Quote by HPLoveCraft
I'm supposed to memorize 2 paragraphs worth of Romeo and Juliet and preform it in costumes and everything tommorow. Even though I sort of have my lines memorized ( I know them just not the order they go in) and I have no costume. So I don't really wanna go to school. I've already been coughing alot and sneezing. I feel a cold coming on but it's coming a bit slow so any ideas on how to speed up the disease?


2 paragraphs? i may be retarded, but is that like, not much at all?
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#19
um....you could just lie?
theres no point in going to the doctors if you have a cold, so just blag it.

either that or just bite the bullet and do it. its only two paragraphs, just be thankful you arent in the Royal Shakespeare company or something. dont be such a pussy.
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#21
Go for it! And if you forget the lines improvise something really cool!
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