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I have to preform a play tommorow but I don't really want to. I feel semi sick right now but still good enough to go to school. I keep coughing and sneezing and that's about it .Any ways to speed up my disease.

And yeah I can't fake it because my parents already know I have a play tommorow so they're gonna be suspicious.
What's up?
#2
Take 2 calcium pills but dont eat

You'll get a really crappy stomach ache until you eat something, might even puke.

It really works, its how i ditch school safely.
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#3
just.......dont.......go......


or eat something raw or really over expired...
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#4
Lick a payphone. And the nearest passerby's shoes.

What play is it?
#5
delete one of the two threads you've posted...
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#6
take a cold shower then go for a nice jog outside (assuming its cold out where you live)
#7
eat lots of nutmeg, it'll make you hallucinate n make u sick and throw up seriously.
note: dont take nutmeg
#10
Eat stuff with a lot of Vitamin C in it, or drink those milkshakes loaded with a shitload of Vitamin C (usually like 94% of your RDI).
#14
With all the sick people around we've got healthy people trying to get sick. Are you an idiot? Just don't go. No reason to poison yourself to get out of this.
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With all the sick people around we've got healthy people trying to get sick. Are you an idiot? Just don't go. No reason to poison yourself to get out of this.


my initial point exactly...
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#16
Just go find yourself some cheap, messed up/diseased looking hooker.

"Ma, I can't go to school today, some ho' gave me the clap!"
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#17
Stick you index finger in your throat and barf. It works... Say you got food poisoning and your stomach hurts. Easy to do and effective in school (you can carry out the prank in school and get sent back home).
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#19
Shag a Bernard Matthews :Edit: Turkey
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Just go find yourself some cheap, messed up/diseased looking hooker.

"Ma, I can't go to school today, some ho' gave me the clap!"





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#21
eat a raw potato?
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#22
Glue your ass to your face.
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#23
get some milk, put it in your airing cupboard or somewhere warm and leave it over night. get pissed out your face so ur hung over in the morning. eat loads of eggs when u wake up then drink the milk straight after, i defy anybody who could keep that down
#25
Just go in the bathroom, and say you're being sick. If you spend enough time thinking you're ill, you should start to look pale, and that should work.
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#27
Eat a spoon of you own shit.
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#30
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Eat stuff with a lot of Vitamin C in it, or drink those milkshakes loaded with a shitload of Vitamin C (usually like 94% of your RDI).


yeah, i've seen bottles of orange juice (250ml) that contain 160% of the RDA of Vitamin C. this can't be a good thing. if something contained 160% of your fat RDA you wouldn't eat it.
#31
Each a ton of cheesecakes. God...that makes you throw up.
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#32
If you can get away with just phoning in, stuff some bog roll up your nose and run up and down the stairs ten times before calling the school...
You'll SOUND ill as hell.

EDIT: If you're squeamish, read Guts by Chuck Palahniuk (you can find it on the net somewhere), THAT'll make you go pale.
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#33
That doesn't quite sound fair to the other people in the play. Just do it, I bet it'll be fun.
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#36
If you are a non smoker, smoke a pack as fasta as you can, porbably gonna **** you up;.
#38
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I have to preform a play tommorow but I don't really want to. I feel semi sick right now but still good enough to go to school. I keep coughing and sneezing and that's about it .Any ways to speed up my disease.

And yeah I can't fake it because my parents already know I have a play tommorow so they're gonna be suspicious.


Eat lots of chocolate, and junk food.

Run around a lot, jump up and down.

Then tighten your abs.

And unleash hell.
#39
He said tommorow, yesterday. Either he went to school or he took someone's advice here.
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#40
unless he tried them all and he's laying fuucked over on his bedroom floor
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