Poll: Do you mind taking a shit in public toilets?
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Yes
31 50%
No
31 50%
Voters: 62.
#1
What is your opinion on taking a dump in public toilets, Yay or Nay?
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#3
I saw Jarvis Cocker(Pulp)perform in manchester the other day and he said he doesn't like it when you pull the paper and only get one peice the have too jam your hand up the big plastic thing to get more and end up cutting yourself on the spikey plastic along the bottom of it. I found it funny.
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#4
i've never shat in a public toilet my whole life, I don't think. I hardly even piss in public toilets. In my whole 3 years of being at high school, i've been into the toilets a total of 2 or 3 times, all last year when i was gunna spew, or had just spewed.
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#5
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when you gotta go you gotta go


i agree

but still, i wouldnt...
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when you gotta go you gotta go


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#7
I think it's the worst thing that can happen, especially if you are in school, if you got a supersonic atomic bomb and you fart real hard before you let her rip.
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#8
I don't care.

And I like how they don't censor SHIT.

So yeah, I don't mind taking a massive shit in some public shitter where probably some fat sweaty guy has taken a shit before several times, making this giant mess of shit all over the place for the guy who stands there and is supposed to just be polite and dry your hands or some shit, but really he's watching you take a piss and when you leve he gives you a firm pat on the ass. Not the pussy kind, but the kind that lets you know you've been violated by a man who is probably going to go home to his lower class apartment ih a run-down shitty area of town and watch porn all night only to wake up and finish off the night befores pot of Easy-Mac and read the newspaper in his underwear, not shower or take care of himself in any way shape or form, sit around on his fat sweaty ass all day half naked, then go to the bar and touch the female bartenders breasts only to receive a firm punch in the face and get kicked out of the bar indefinitely, then realise where his life is going and jump off a small building in a melodramatic fashion, leaving a legacy of being the best towel boy the local motel ever had.

R.I.P Earl.
#9
Damn I though it would say would you not fo you mind os I put no by mistake. I do take dumps in them only if there's no where else and I really gotta release a demon.
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#13
Quote by vandal_12
I don't care.

And I like how they don't censor SHIT.

So yeah, I don't mind taking a massive shit in some public shitter where probably some fat sweaty guy has taken a shit before several times, making this giant mess of shit all over the place for the guy who stands there and is supposed to just be polite and dry your hands or some shit, but really he's watching you take a piss and when you leve he gives you a firm pat on the ass. Not the pussy kind, but the kind that lets you know you've been violated by a man who is probably going to go home to his lower class apartment ih a run-down shitty area of town and watch porn all night only to wake up and finish off the night befores pot of Easy-Mac and read the newspaper in his underwear, not shower or take care of himself in any way shape or form, sit around on his fat sweaty ass all day half naked, then go to the bar and touch the female bartenders breasts only to receive a firm punch in the face and get kicked out of the bar indefinitely, then realise where his life is going and jump off a small building in a melodramatic fashion, leaving a legacy of being the best towel boy the local motel ever had.

R.I.P Earl.




what are you on!?!?!? lol
#14
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In college dorms (like the one I live in) it's all you have, get used to it...


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#15
Quote by vandal_12
I don't care.

And I like how they don't censor SHIT.

So yeah, I don't mind taking a massive shit in some public shitter where probably some fat sweaty guy has taken a shit before several times, making this giant mess of shit all over the place for the guy who stands there and is supposed to just be polite and dry your hands or some shit, but really he's watching you take a piss and when you leve he gives you a firm pat on the ass. Not the pussy kind, but the kind that lets you know you've been violated by a man who is probably going to go home to his lower class apartment ih a run-down shitty area of town and watch porn all night only to wake up and finish off the night befores pot of Easy-Mac and read the newspaper in his underwear, not shower or take care of himself in any way shape or form, sit around on his fat sweaty ass all day half naked, then go to the bar and touch the female bartenders breasts only to receive a firm punch in the face and get kicked out of the bar indefinitely, then realise where his life is going and jump off a small building in a melodramatic fashion, leaving a legacy of being the best towel boy the local motel ever had.

R.I.P Earl.


Damn, musta been some goooooooood shit!
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#16
I can piss most of the time fine in public areas, but taking a shit is a no no. I can't take one with people other than my family in the house either.
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#17
I wouldnt use one if you payed me. Seriously, if i were busting to go i'd hold it in and wait, public toilets are filthy.
#18
This reminds me, about a year ago I worked as a janitor in a high school and there's just something I've been wondering about. Do any of you kids know how to flush a toilet? I mean, what the hell? I'd often times go into a bathroom and almost guaranteed, almost every toilet except maybe one would have at a huge load of shit in it, some times there would be slight variations in the colour of the turds, suggesting that there are two people's shits in there. Maybe it was just the school I worked at.
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#19
Bubban, you should've come to our school....

I usually hate crapping in public, I need my privacy for that. But when I gotta go, I gotta go!
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#20
The worst is when there wasn't any toilet paper in said unflushed toilet. Really makes a man wonder.
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#21
Quote by Bubban
This reminds me, about a year ago I worked as a janitor in a high school and there's just something I've been wondering about. Do any of you kids know how to flush a toilet? I mean, what the hell? I'd often times go into a bathroom and almost guaranteed, almost every toilet except maybe one would have at a huge load of shit in it, some times there would be slight variations in the colour of the turds, suggesting that there are two people's shits in there. Maybe it was just the school I worked at.

I'm sorry but that's the funniest thing I've read in days. I'd sig it if it wasn't so long.
#22
I only use public toilets when I have to. I'd have no problem except for the fact that other women are stupid and tend to think it's ok to try and start a conversation with someone when they're on the toilet. Especially at the mall...

"Did you see the sale at so and so store..."

It's just like GO AWAY!