Poll: Which one would you rather have
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View poll results: Which one would you rather have
Diarrhea
17 55%
Constipation
14 45%
Voters: 31.
#1
Seeing all these shitting threads I decided to make my own.
The title says it all, which one would you rather have?
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#3
I'd rather have diarrhea, it's smooth, like smooth jazz.
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#4
chronic explosive diarrhea FTW!!!!
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Quote by klysandral
if youve ever had that horrible burning diarrhea, you know it sucks.


Where you're asshole feels burning for hours after the shit? I know what you're talking about.
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#12
Diarrhea cause then I would feel good when I'm done.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#13
pfft old.....i made the same thread in 2002, newbs
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#14
diarrhea burns
its like acid squirting out my asshole
and the sound it makes is so wrong
and it gets everywhere
and if it erupts in public
(especially in middle scool at lunch)
you get tormented for years

/scarred for life
//constipation FTW!
#15
Diarrhea is infinitely worse. It burns your anus, makes you tired, wastes your time, and dehydrates you. People used to die of it back in the day and still do in thrd world countries.
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#16
as much as constipation hurts while trying to get it out, it's all worth it in the end feeling it fly out of your butthole.
diarreah burns your anus like a mother, and you never know when it's over.
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#17
Quote by grayfox1001
as much as constipation hurts while trying to get it out, it's all worth it in the end feeling it fly out of your butthole.
diarreah burns your anus like a mother, and you never know when it's over.


Actually, this one time I was really constipated and when it finally came out it felt like I was being buttsexed(lol,there's that word) by Ron Jeremy from the inside out. I wish I had your experience.
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#18
Quote by Bubban
I'd rather have diarrhea, it's smooth, like smooth jazz.

Yeah, if the trumpet player was sticking his trumpet, which happened to be set on fire, up your asshole.

I haven't had constipation for a long time (I poop at least twice a day), so I have no clue...probably better than di-di.
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Quote by Bubban
Actually, this one time I was really constipated and when it finally came out it felt like I was being buttsexed(lol,there's that word) by Ron Jeremy from the inside out. I wish I had your experience.


i felt like that afterwards also, the feeling only last a few seconds, but goddamn is it worth it. and after it, it really hurts to like cringe your butthole.
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#20
I think I'd rather be constipated... rather have it inside for so many hours and have to endure it coming out at the very end than have to rush every five minutes to release pungent, wet slop
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#21
Diarrhea unless it's crazy ****en dysentery or something.

It feels kinda good to ****en unload large amounts of liquid shit..

Constipation has no benefits.
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