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#1
post ur chuck norris jokes here


the only thing we have to fear is fear itself, the only thing fear has to fear is chuck norris
ur mom yeh thats right

Originally Posted by Sean-Man
ok i got a riddle, if my balls are on your chin, wheres my penis?


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#3
Quote by knollenberg
post ur chuck norris jokes here


the only thing we have to fear is fear itself, the only thing fear has to fear is chuck norris


Jump in front of a fucking truck.
Poor advice.
#4
No.....if you want to make those kind of jokes you need to go watch some clips of the Bill Brasky skits from SNL. Bill Brasky > Chuck Norris
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No.....if you want to make those kind of jokes you need to go watch some clips of the Bill Brasky skits from SNL. Bill Brasky > Chuck Norris


Bill Brasky has a toenail on the end of his penis.
Poor advice.
#10
evolution is wrong, creationism is wrong. The whole of existence is just 1 long line of things chuck norris allowed to exist......
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#13
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Bill Brasky has a toenail on the end of his penis.

We once had a bachelor party for Bill Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it. To Bill Brasky!
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#14
Quote by moody07747
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now Dane cook or George Carlin
Those are some funny guys


Fucking hate Dane Cook.

Immature shithead. He has to end his jokes with him jumping in the air like a freak and yelling "Whaaaaa!!!" or no one laughs.
Poor advice.
#15
This thread has been done so many times, it's unbelievable.


But...


The only reason Rosa Parks didn't get up was because she was saving her seat for Chuck Norris.
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#16
wow their is alot of haters here, just trying to hav some fun
ur mom yeh thats right

Originally Posted by Sean-Man
ok i got a riddle, if my balls are on your chin, wheres my penis?


my gear:
schecter diamond series gryphon, line6 spider 3 75watt
#17
chuck norris doesnt get wet, water gets chuck norris


chuck norris isnt hung like a horse, a horse is hung like chuck norris


lol
#19
Dane Cook sucks in my opinion.

Just to humor you...

"Chuck Norris isn't gay when he has sex with men. It just means he's run out of women."
#20
"Bill Brasky once scissor-kicked Angela Lansbury."

"Bill Brasky hated Mexicans! And he was half-Mexican! And he hated irony!"

"Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Brasky said it would've happened sometime."

"He sleeps eight hours a night! Well, he was pretty normal when it came to that."

"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Brasky decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives...except Fleegle."
Poor advice.
#21
Quote by moody07747
ZZZ


now Dane cook or George Carlin
Those are some funny guys


don't even put them in the same category. Carlin is a genius, Cook makes Burger king jokes.
#22
Quote by knollenberg
wow their is alot of haters here, just trying to hav some fun


It's partly because you are an 07er and even more because there have been many threads on Chuck Norris in the past.
#23
My fave:

"If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds."
Poor advice.
#24

oooh you just got :



use the search button N00B!
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#25
We should start John Petrucci jokes.
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#26
this is really old, so if you want Chuck Norris jokes, just go here and stop bothering us with old crap.
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#27
Chuck Norris and Mr.T walk into a bar,
the bar is instantly destroyed as that much coolness cannot be contained in one place.
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#29
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It didn't really work though


that's weird, i'd expect a hundred jokes like "why did lars fire jason" - cause he stole a penny like jokes
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#30
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oooh you just got :



use the search button N00B!

i wish you couple put pics in as sigs....i would put power pwnt in
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#31
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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#33
Pardon my ignorance, but who the hell is Chuck Norris?!?!?! What is he famous for?
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#35
The giraffe was the result of Chuck Norris uppercutting a horse.
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#36
Norris made history in 1997 when he was the first Westerner in the documented history of Taekwondo to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master.

Part of his wiki entry. Aso he was an internet fad.
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#37
enough of this thread

it needs to die


EDIT- yes i know i see the irony in this post
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#38
Quote by el_strato

oooh you just got :



use the search button N00B!



My gf tryed to click your sig link and then asked me why it wouldnt work .


Oh.. wait....
#39
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My gf tryed to click your sig link and then asked me why it wouldnt work .


Oh.. wait....






i have to sig this
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