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Ever prepared or bought food and it has come out in a weird shape? Earlier this evening my mom made me some fish and it came out looking like no other than, a penis. Too bad I didn't take a pic . If you have pictures of weird shaped food, post them.

I managed to stumble upon this picture of a deformed honey comb.
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I once got a chicken mcnugget shaped like a penis.
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#3
You should probably change the name of this thread to "Foods Shaped like Penis'"

Like somebody without a doubt will say "I ate a banana that was shaped like a penis!"

and somebody will say "pics or it didn't happen."
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#4
one time i ate a penis.......
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You should probably change the name of this thread to "Foods Shaped like Penis'"

Like somebody without a doubt will say "I ate a banana that was shaped like a penis!"

and somebody will say "pics or it didn't happen."


Good idea.
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one time i ate a penis.......


Pics or it didn't happen
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#7
Here's a Chicken McNugget that looks an awful lot like Trogdor...



Edit: Now that you mention it, it DOES look like a curvy penis...
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Pics or it didn't happen


Saw that one.
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i eat alot of pussy
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i eat alot of pussy


Any weird shapes? Ever eat a pussy shaped like a dragon?
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i eat alot of pussy


Cats are quite tasty. They eat cats in Europe right?
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Once I got a Smartie that wasn't the same color as the other Smarties. It was like a blend of the red/pink ones and the purple ones. It was really weird. I'd never seen a Smartie that color before or since.
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Pics or it didn't happen


would you really want that picture?
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#14
haha my friend did have a banana that did look like a dildo. It was totally straight. He has the pic on his cell phone
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would you really want that picture?


You're damn right.
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#16
I once spread butter on my toast and noticed that the place that I missed formed a perfect killer whale.
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haha my friend did have a banana that did look like a dildo. It was totally straight. He has the pic on his cell phone



You sure it was a banana? Sure it wasn't a banana shaped dildo?
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#18
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You sure it was a banana? Sure it wasn't a banana shaped dildo?


haha yeah it was really a banana it was hilarious! and he ate it too...
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haha yeah it was really a banana it was hilarious! and he ate it too...


Well at least he didn't waste all that potassium.
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Well at least he didn't waste all that potassium.


haha yeah good thing!
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#21
Actually, the chicken nugget in that picture kind of looks like a very curvy penis! I was at my friends house about a year ago, and I was in the process of mocking him since I got the last popsicle as I opened it, only to find it was extremely phallus-like.
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#22
I once had a clam strip that looked like Johnny Bravo, I kept it for a while but my mom threw it away behind my back
#24
i once ate a pussy that was shaped like a chicken gizzerd also one that was shaped like a penis.............................................oh my god.
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I once ate women's hair in my spaghetti
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Reminds me of a gnome for some reason.
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#28
i once ate something that loooked like a banana. it was a pear.. like what the ****?
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I once ate women's hair in my spaghetti


Was it on purpose?
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#31
Lol, hahahhaahaa... Anyway... My mum found while puring my brothers breakfast, a piece of nutri-grain that looks like ET's head, its on the inside of our kitchen window sill, think it will sell on ebay if packaged well enough?
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