#1
What if we had an extra finger? playing the guitar would be crazy, like you'd be so much better having an extra finger.
#2
Why stop there? What about extra hands, or genitalia perhaps.
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#3
I was actually thinking about the finger mutation thing this week in biology. We were talking about that and I told my friend my thought and she said they'd have to have a teacher that could teach them with six fingers.

Do you really need a teacher like that? Or just learn normally and use the sixth as a backup?
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#4
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Why stop there? What about extra hands, or genitalia perhaps.


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#5
if we had an extra finger, that damned orange button from Guitar Hero would be useless to add. they WANT us to be pissed
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#6
If we had 6 we would apply it to our playing just as we do with what we have now. Just the same if we had 4 fingers.
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#8
Or, what if we didnt even have fingers!!
We would have to play with... with our....
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#9
Wasn't there a guitarist from the 40's or 50's that was amazing and he only had 3 fingers? I remember Jimmy Page listing him as an influence in an article that I read, but for the life of me I can't remember the guys name.
#10
what if i had two penis' and i could **** your mother and your sister at the same time. what motherfvcking if
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#11
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I want 4 hands so I can play a double neck at the same time =D


Michael Batio can do it and he has two hands, beat that chum.
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#12
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Michael Batio can do it and he has two hands, beat that chum.


It's easy, he just has to play with emotion
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#13
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what if i had two penis' and i could **** your mother and your sister at the same time. what motherfvcking if



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#14
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Why stop there? What about extra hands, or genitalia perhaps.


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#15
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Wasn't there a guitarist from the 40's or 50's that was amazing and he only had 3 fingers? I remember Jimmy Page listing him as an influence in an article that I read, but for the life of me I can't remember the guys name.



I think you mean Django Reindhart. He was a blues guitarist and he didn't only have 3 fingers per se. His ring and pinkie fingers were sorta "fused" together because of an accident involving fire somehow, so he only had 3 fingers to work with but he was legendary at how fast he could play not even considering the "handicap". B.B. King has brought him up in several interviews and such.
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lmao..
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lmao..
Hand..



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maybe if i had 6 fingers my girlfriend would want to spend more time with me instead of that stupid bryen who has 5
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maybe if i had a bigger penis my girlfriend would want to spend more time with me instead of that stupid bryen who has a really big penis


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#21
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I think you mean Django Reindhart. He was a blues guitarist and he didn't only have 3 fingers per se. His ring and pinkie fingers were sorta "fused" together because of an accident involving fire somehow, so he only had 3 fingers to work with but he was legendary at how fast he could play not even considering the "handicap". B.B. King has brought him up in several interviews and such.


Thank you, that's the guy I was looking for. I finally found it later, but hadn't had time to come back and edit it.
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if we had an extra finger, that damned orange button from Guitar Hero would be useless to add. they WANT us to be pissed


they would add a brown one...
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#23
But what if you had the extra finger on your picking hand?
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#24
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But what if you had the extra finger on your picking hand?


you'd have an extra one on both though right?

are we talking like surgically placing one there or just being born that way...

cause if we were born that way we'd be like "OMG WHAT IF WE HAD 7 FINGERS??!?!?!?111?"
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#25
I have no idea what were talking about...the threadstarter just said an extra finger but he didn't mention on which hand and now I'm all confused.
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