#1
How do you think your girlfriend would react if you told her you looked at porn?

Back when I had a girl, I told her I used to (very true, once I met her I had no urge to look at teh pr0n) look at porn then shes always like AW YOU GONNA LOOK AT YOUR PORNO NOW and always said shit like that and I was like =|
#2
wtf..........why............my grilfriend supplies me with the porn we wach it together
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#4
so i beat all you guys, I had a conversation with some freshman girls and they found out that all guys mastrubate.
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#7
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so i beat all you guys, I had a conversation with some freshman girls and they found out that all guys mastrubate.

was it "I can Tell if a guy masturbates by this look in his eye"
if it was
Guess what boyo, they're ****ing wrong!

#8
My girlfriend would have to be really fucking naive to think I didn't look at porn


couldnt have said it better myself
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#10
To answer your question my GF would sit me down and spank me.
#11
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was it "I can Tell if a guy masturbates by this look in his eye"
if it was
Guess what boyo, they're ****ing wrong!

well no it wasnt like that actually, see i dont remeber what we were talkin about, but anyways, i told them that i mastrubate and that all guys do.
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#13
My girlfriend wants to watch porn with me but we've been too busy having sex. :p
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#15
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Lol ^^

why thank you Jonjy. Even to this day i get threats from one of the girls that she'll kick my ass if i talk about that conversation (she's a cowgirl). But i talk about it all the time
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#16
If a girl I'm dating doesn't already realize that I watch porn, she isn't smart enough to date.
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#17
Not my girlfriend but the girl I like goes on suicidegirls which is kinda porn, just softcore and the chicks are mostly ugly(but DAMN is there some hot ones)
#20
I'm not even with her yet and she knows..

Seriously.. There are two types of guys in the world - those who look at porn and masturbate, and those that lie and say they don't.