Im going to make an "Emo-to-the-Max" band, but damn you, i need NAMES!

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#1
First off: I am not emo. There. Now that that is out of the way;

Okay, so I have decided to make a band that is so blatantly emo that It may result in me killing myself. Whether or not my other musical friends will be up for it, i have no idea. If not, I can probably pull some randoms off the street. After all, emo musicians have no talent anyways.

Anyway. On to the point. NAMES!!!

So far, I think xxthe.bleedingheart.projectxx is a good start. Any more suggestions?

(And yes. I am that bored.)

Our first song (the lyrics, anyway):
Shattered

All I ever wanted was you
All I ever wanted was the feel
Of your breath
On my lips

But you shattered that illusion
into a million tiny pieces
Each a different fragment
Of my still beating heart

All I ever wanted was you
All I ever wanted was the touch
Of your skin
On my lips

(voices in backround)
Man: Why did she leave me?
Woman: What did I do to deserve this?
Man: Why do I feel so empty?
Woman: Its like a piece is missing from me.
Man: I feel so... cold...

All I ever wanted was you
All I ever wanted was the feel
Of your breath
On my lips

But you shattered that illusion
into a million tiny pieces
Each a different fragment
Of my still beating heart

Crappy emo screaming: You ripped out my heart and left me to die.
Last edited by umop-3p!sdn at Feb 24, 2007,
#5
An emo name has to include at least one of the following:

-A time of year
-Something personal
-A failed romantic statement
-Blood, or the colour black

So "This Autumn We Bleed" would work. You might wanna try cramming words together. And the longer the better
#7
How about Stabby Rip Stab Stab?
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#8
Take the band names out of the I must be emo video.
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#11
"Bleeding Black On Tuesday"

Perfect.
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#13
Heartache Addiction
Taste The Tears
Bullets and Butterflies

I love emo band names... lol

I like the.bleedingheart.project tho.
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#16
Bleeding Razorblades?
Onion Heart?
Vein Construction Site?
Sharp Relief?
Unknown feelings?

Tell me what ya think I got a few more up my sleeves im good at this
- Treat people the way you would like to be treated.
- Don't do to others what you wouldn't like others to do to you.
- Live and let live.
- Always tell the truth.
- If someone looks at you, just give them a nice smile they won't soon forget
#18
The Sweeling Tears in My Soul Bleed In Your Heart's Direction

I Cut Myself Because Your Dog's Gay

My Razor Smells Like Your Tears

Tight Pants or Bust


I could go on and on. They're not hard at all.

EDIT: Me and my friends were thinking of making a fake-emo band as well. Play some progressions, add some drums, get my friend who can scream and shit to get up there and just play out every stereotype possible in the songs.

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#22
Im going to go write some lyrics, now i think. Ill post them, and you can all evaluate their "emo-ness"

#23
Bood-Red Stains?
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#24
My black, pregnant girlfriend dumped me because she is a lesbian and is getting a council house on saturday?
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#30
Sorry to highjack and all, but I need some help on some emo lyrics..

Erm, what, if anything, rhymes with razor blade?

Said that 'cos this thread reminds me of a funny internet comic I once saw, little cartoon men with pens and pads and emo hair, one said it to the other.

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#31
myeversofracturedheartbleedsundyingloveforyoumymistress

decoded:my ever so fractured heart bleeds undying love for you my mistress
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#34
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This winter my heart bleeds red with hate.


lol I didn't see that and it is so similiar to mine.
#35
This dies/ends Today/tomorrow/yesterday/tonight/next week/ next monday/ next tuesday wednesday thursday or friday

you could share with another 60000000000000000000 bands.

good luck
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#36
Quote by JamMan*
Sorry to highjack and all, but I need some help on some emo lyrics..

Erm, what, if anything, rhymes with razor blade?




How about...
"I borrowed your girlfriend's razor blades,
When the test came back, turns out I have AIDS"

Catchy, eh?
#37
"Ihave300picturesofmyselfonmyspacelookingsad"
Emo band names length doesnt matter
#38
Quote by JamMan*
Reminds me of a funny internet comic I once saw, little cartoon men with pens and pads and emo hair, one says to the other;

"What rhymes with razor blade?"


spade?
made?
played?
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How about Stabby Rip Stab Stab?


haha this is the best
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