#1
I'm tired of stupid excuses for shit. Everyone has their own dumbass reason for why they can or can't do someting, or why they act they way they do.

Post your most hated excuses, or stories with bad excuses.

I personally hate that every weakness these days has become a 'disease' or 'disorder'. There was some show on the other day where some mother was on there that beat her kids every day, and the host and the audience were all feeling sorry for her because she has what they called (I shit you not) 'rage disease.'

Whatever happened to people smacking their kids around because their ill-tempered worthless c*nts?
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#5
Yeah I don't see why people who are just plain dumb are called "Learning Difficulties"
#6
I know what you mean. You can't say anything to anyone these days without emotionally traumatizing them.
#7
"I was drunk" is always a popular excuse
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#8
Alix is right.

my parents friend was saying, back when she was in school (the 70's to 80's) ADHD was called "Little sh*t syndrome" and that made me laugh. Its just a "condition" given to kids who's parents cant controll them...and it p*sses me off when one of them comes up to me and randomly hits me, and claims its ADHD so they cant do anything about it...

no offense to anyone with ADHD, its just, those are the only experiences i have had with ADHD, so thats all i know
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#11
my favorite excuse is "i wittnessed an accident" i've used that one before. it works pretty good.
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#12
Theres some kid in my school with ADHD, that really annoys me. He grabs girl's asses and boobs. It's just not right, they shouldn't be allowed to do it. I find a funny excuse was my mate. He lobbed a chair out of a window because his mate told him too. After a while the Headmaster came out and took us all out to ask us who it was. We told my mate he had to say it was him, so he said "shall i say that i tripped and it fell out of the window" LOL i laughed for hours!
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#13
Well i've spent the past few years in a school where most of the pupils have ADHD, and it's so incredibly obvious that it's a front. Little shit syndrome is the best way to put it.
#14
didn't chris rock have a thing about this, the whole "what ever happened to crazy" thing?
my favorite card to play when talking to the principle is always "yeah...i don't know what i was thinking, i didn't take my medicine this morning, i'll try not to forget anymore." case closed.
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#15
Whoever says ADHD is a load a crap... YOUR RIGHT! Have any of you seen Carlos Mencia's standup where he makes fun of the kids with ADHD? It's wicked funny!

"ADD's nothing! I've got AD..HD!!! That's like deh deh dehh, with deh deh dehh on top of that!"

He also goes on to "Send your goddamn kids to catholic school. Sister mary who hasn't seen a **** in ten years will whack that kid into line..

'What's 2 + 5?'
'Oh, Sister Mary, I don't know I have AD-'
'*WHACK* I don't give a **** WHAT'S TWO PLUS FIVE?!'
'7!!!!7!!!!'
#16
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Another one that pisses me off:

I hate that when a pedophile gets caught, in a lot of places it's treated like he couldn't help himself. "It's not his fault he grabbed the kid, put him in his van and fingered him from dusk 'til dawn. He's got a disorder. 30 days rehab, you poor dear."

How about; "You're a dirty f*cking pervert and I sentence you to blunt force decapitation, say hello to Satan's penis for me."
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I've had tiny ones in my mouth and accidentally swallowed a bit of the liquid, you should be all right.
#17
i agree

peedos scare me

but i am homophobic due to my fear of peedos....

i am scared this fat, balding hairy guy is gonna grab me, lube me up, and take me from behind before i scream "suprise bumrush"

i dont see how re-hab is going to help. i can see it helping with drugs etc, where you can be weened off it, but do they ween peedos off of child porn in rehab or do they just slap them alot and tell them its wrong?
#18
"i wasn't trying"

yes... i know someone who still uses that stupid excuse and is above the age of 5.
#19

How do you ween a pedo?
"Okay, you can touch his ass, but no penetrati-NO! *slap* Baaad!"
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I've had tiny ones in my mouth and accidentally swallowed a bit of the liquid, you should be all right.
#21
i dont know

would be interesting to find out

"now, we are going to show you a series of images that may interest you, feel free to masturbate at any time"

*image of a sheep*

*image of an Orange*

*image of a nappy advert*
*fap fap fap*

*image of a rotting goat*

*fapping stops*


or the method you suggested