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#1
For those who don't know what puns are, they're a play on words and are ussualy used on news paper titles to make them more appealing.

They also get used on t.v shows etc.

Anyway i wanna hear the worst one you've ever heard whether it's from the news paper, a t.v show, or your best mate told it to you, doesen't matter, it's just gotta be fairly bad

Now that i've said that,

Let the bad pun-offs begin
#2
pretty much anything to do with eggs
you crack me up
what a good yolk
it makes me sick
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#9
This is a very punny thread.
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#11
like "can wii play?" ****in asian bastards from nintendo.
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#13
Quote by DorkusMalorkus
That's not a pun.


Your right, but its still something that needs to be discussed, i hate it.
#14
This kid in my english turned to me with his grape Gobstopper and said, "hey, this is going to be a grape (great) experience." He was beign serious too and not trying to sound like an idiot.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#16
My friends and I used to throw salt at each other (don't ask why) and when we did we called it aSALTed.
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#17
that long ass world that ends in "better nate than lever" look it up... it around here somewhere
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#18
Quote by latinosuperstud
that long ass world that ends in "better nate than lever" look it up... it around here somewhere


????
#19
replace the word world with one and it makes more sense... sorry... i dont know what wrong with me
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you are my new hero cause i do the exact same thing but i suck at it

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Orange Rocker 30. Best Marshall ever

epi firefly dsp 30, epi sg, big muff
olp five string, peavy max 158
#21
CAn you tune a speaker?

No but you can tuna fish.

ahahahaha

This may have already been said - didnt bother to read them all.
#25
Quote by Tsunoyukami
CAn you tune a speaker?

No but you can tuna fish.

ahahahaha

This may have already been said - didnt bother to read them all.


No, it hasn't been said

and anyway, how lazy are you?

the thread only goes for about 1 and a half pages
#26
Quote by Dire straits
No, it hasn't been said

and anyway, how lazy are you?

the thread only goes for about 1 and a half pages


Aha, Im actually not that lazy - I just wanted to say it so badly that I skipped trhough all and posted.


I admit that I am pathetic. So I offer more puns!


I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

Why did he bring two pairs of pants golfing? In case he got a hole in one!

Last edited by Tsunoyukami at Feb 24, 2007,
#27
this is lame...no pun intended
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M, A, R, S.

Mars b*tches!.
#29
Quote by paintITblack39
My friends and I used to throw salt at each other (don't ask why) and when we did we called it aSALTed.
Two vikings ver walking down ze street. Vun vas assaulted. Ahuh huh huh huh huh.


Cookies to anyone who gets that.


Um... damn, I had a pun just before but I forgot it


Quote by Tsunoyukami
Aha, Im actually not that lazy - I just wanted to say it so badly that I skipped trhough all and posted.


I admit that I am pathetic. So I offer more puns!


I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

Why did he bring two pairs of pants golfing? In case he got a hole in one!

They're not puns... they're jokes...

EDIT: Actually, reading through them again they are puns oops
I didn't have a signature until now.
Last edited by Scourge at Feb 24, 2007,
#30
Quote by Slinov
your mum

i hate that...i get year 7's tell me it as a comeback

i slap them


That is not a pun...


Shakesphere once wrote something that talked about people's souls but used sole (as in a shoe sole)... Like "Your sole is dirty." Maybe that works not too sure.
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#31
your face
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RIP Dimebag Darrell
Burn in hell Nathan Gale
#32
From the Ninja Turtles : "What the Shell?!?"
You are not your job.
You're not how much money you have in the bank.
You're not the car you drive.
You're not the contents of your wallet.
You're not your fucking khakis.
You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
#34
Im a fungi ( instead of fun guy)
C2B3
Colnel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains

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I don't put people's quotes in my sig, but this would go there if I did.
#35
Quote by Tsunoyukami
CAn you tune a speaker?

No but you can tuna fish.

ahahahaha

This may have already been said - didnt bother to read them all.

That was crappy, here's how the joke goes:

"You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish."
#36
Rat-Trap better not rat on us!
-Beast Wars

Last edited by Doolittle at Feb 24, 2007,
#37
Guys, please.

Quote by Dictionary.com
pun /pʌn/ Pronunciation [puhn] noun, verb, punned, pun·ning.
–noun

1. the humorous use of a word or phrase so as to emphasize or suggest its different meanings or applications, or the use of words that are alike or nearly alike in sound but different in meaning; a play on words.
2. the word or phrase used in this way.

pun (pŭn)
n. A play on words, sometimes on different senses of the same word and sometimes on the similar sense or sound of different words.
Please people, that explains what a pun is.

More puns, less bad jokes!
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#38
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i have a nintendo penis?


sigged.

lol
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You calling your parents assholes because they wouldn't buy you a phone with a camera? Maybe you deserve to have picks on your nips.
#39
Quote by latinosuperstud
that long ass world that ends in "better nate than lever" look it up... it around here somewhere


holy crap i read that whole thing


took up like 5 million pages and it just ended in a one liner that was crazy
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#40
^it was pretty great though, well thought out at least
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you are my new hero cause i do the exact same thing but i suck at it

#8 of the EHX USERS GUILD
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Orange Rocker 30. Best Marshall ever

epi firefly dsp 30, epi sg, big muff
olp five string, peavy max 158
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