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Well, it started like any other day. I showered, wanked and ate breakfast. Nothing new. Around 9 I called up my woman and asked if I could come over. I was there about 45 minutes after I called. We had a pretty normal day-movies, lunch, laundry...the regular. Then we got to messing around. I asked her to get some lotion, so she went into her bathroom. It took her awhile to come back out, but I thought nothing of it. So she rubbed it on me and we proceeded. I smelled a familiar smell...something minty. I blew it off. About 30 seconds later it felt like my dick had been dropped in boiling hot water. I asked what the **** she used. She went to the bathroom and showed me the bottle.


Ben Guay.


So, for the first 30 minutes it was burning. The next hour it felt as though my **** was dipped in a pile of snow. And here I am now. Sitting with just my boxers on, telling my story to UG.


Lesson learned: don't trust women to get lotion. They're stupid bitches.
#3
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. the snow part must have felt good tho
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#5


pwnt by the bitch
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#6


You sad sad excuse of a boy.
* casualty01 slinks away, sad, with a paddle in one hand and a strap on in the other.
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#11
lol the snow part must of made your penis shrink badly and made your nutsack really hard.
#12


Sounds like fun
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#13
LOL, what is Ben Guay? mouthwash or something?

In any case, OWNED
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#16
ben guay is the stuff people use to releave sore muscles right?
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#17
. At least it wasn't Icy Hot, that hurts like a mother ****er.
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#19
yeah, ben guay is stuff you rub on muscles to relieve the pain they have. first it's warm then cold. maybe it's backwards though.
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#20
You use Ben Gay on things like strained muscles. Think of an icy hot patch...but lotion form. And more powerful.
#24
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You use Ben Gay on things like strained muscles. Think of an icy hot patch...but lotion form. And more powerful.


Oh shit...deep heat cream?! I can't imagine that stuff on my old chap!
#26
Ahh, that is some funny stuff, although you should have busted her in the teeth with the bottle of lotion afterwards lol. Women are a tool of the devil my friend, beware the vulva.
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#27
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#28
is she blind or something?
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dude calebrocker, that first song on your list almost made me cry
11/10
you win my good sir

^ My For Mom cover

Check out my MP3s!!
#29
that reminds me of the time someone in my class got another guy to rub icy hot on his balls, great times...
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#30
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is she blind or something?


Blind? probably not, Blonde? maybe.
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#31
i bet she did it on purpose. that stuff burns but i never had it on my ...... unit
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#33
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#35
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Well, it started like any other day. I showered, wanked and ate breakfast. Nothing new. Around 9 I called up my woman and asked if I could come over. I was there about 45 minutes after I called. We had a pretty normal day-movies, lunch, laundry...the regular. Then we got to messing around. I asked her to get some lotion, so she went into her bathroom. It took her awhile to come back out, but I thought nothing of it. So she rubbed it on me and we proceeded. I smelled a familiar smell...something minty. I blew it off. About 30 seconds later it felt like my dick had been dropped in boiling hot water. I asked what the **** she used. She went to the bathroom and showed me the bottle.


Ben Guay.


So, for the first 30 minutes it was burning. The next hour it felt as though my **** was dipped in a pile of snow. And here I am now. Sitting with just my boxers on, telling my story to UG.


Lesson learned: don't trust women to get lotion. They're stupid bitches.


i had an interesting day with your girlfriend too...
Holy crap, my UG account still exists?
#37
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. At least it wasn't Icy Hot, that hurts like a mother ****er.



thank you for bringing back 9th grade memories of putting icy hot on the ol' scrotum
#38
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What is Ben Guay?


ben gay buddy. like icy hot
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#39
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i had an interesting day with your girlfriend too...


You felt the need to quote his whole post... Just for that.

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#40
lol.

Owned.

And yeah, you're right, I shouldn't trust women to rub things on my wang. Man, I think about all the times my gf put on some KY Jelly





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thank you for bringing back 9th grade memories of putting icy hot on the ol' scrotum
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