#1
This is going to sound really wierd, but i was jacking off in my parents bed, and when i cam to sperm i did it on my mums wardrobe, and its wood and its seeping through into the wood and its stained!! How do you remove sperm from wood, and should i just turn her sheets the otherway round so that she doesnt see my sperm marks??? Please help!
#4
Dude ive been a UGer for like 6 months and i wouldnt spam i need hel shes back oin the morning, and its drying
#6
1st rule of the pit: pics or it never happened
oh and actually change the sheets dont jus turn them over
the wardrobe tho stumps me

and why the fook were you wanking on your parents bed?
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#9
Try licking it up. Saliva works great for these things but only if it is combined with the roughness of your tongue.
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