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#1
http://www.eng.usf.edu/~dionson/ezzay/

I read it again today, and it still makes me cry, years on, apperntly the kid was high whilst he wrote it.

Happy days
josé
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I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#2
This is really old. I used the line "Planes, Trains, and Plantains" on a question I had for band...Something about:"What's three loud noises on Earth?".
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WOW, that was probably the best burn i've seen on here, you get +2 respect points wanttobebetter

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^X2 ... Didn't wahappen already warn you for acting like a mod?
#5
IM oedipus, bitch, the original balla.

FUCK that police.
Quote by ZanasCross
I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#6
Your.Spacebar.Is.Broken?
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do you reckon straight edge people ever get temped to drink alcahole,
when really want to but they know they can't so they just dont?
#7
Thats fake, or the teacher really has childish handwriting.. I cant think of a teacher who would grade it and return it back to the student.
#9
This is the oldest thing on the Internet, seriously. It's also been on UG several times. I didn't expect this from an 04er.
It's difficult to win unless you're bored.
#10
HAHAHAHA, thats the first time ive read that
funny shit
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#11
tht was hilarious!
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#12


He still got 61% as well.
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#13
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This is the oldest thing on the Internet, seriously. It's also been on UG several times. I didn't expect this from an 04er.



...Im just introducing it to new people.....

.....

Hey and nothing happen in 04 on these forums. There was me and Jaimz. THATS IT,
Quote by ZanasCross
I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#16
Look closely at the sources...tubgirl lmao.
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#18
i like the works cited...
[22:33] ben: Yesterday I was gonna eat a shitload of candy but I forgot.
#20
lol works cited, tubgirl.
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#21
I can't believe that anyone thinks this is real.
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#23
LMFAO it was the most worthy 10 minutes of my life!! This guy is a freakin jenious They are teaching us about Oedipus this year but I usually sleep in that class and I can honestly say this was more educating than entire months of school classes
#25
^No, when you register at a University they usually give you an account, it's just a student that posted it on his University of South Florida account.
#26
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^No, when you register at a University they usually give you an account, it's just a student that posted it on his University of South Florida account.


I shouldve thought of that.
#29
"I'm Oedipus, bitch the original balla."



Funny because I'm currently reading this in English....I'll print it and show it to my friends.
LOL
#30
Who cares if its fake, its hilarious.
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#31
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I cant think of a teacher who would grade it and return it back to the student.


Uhh that happens all the time.
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But yeah, do some moshing at a fall out boy concert, it's fricken awsome.
#32
Quote by CyAC
LMFAO it was the most worthy 10 minutes of my life!! This guy is a freakin jenious


Well we can all tell that you are in fact, not a genius.
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But yeah, do some moshing at a fall out boy concert, it's fricken awsome.
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#34
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He still got 61% as well.


look at the teacher's handwriting

what is it like? a grade 2 kid's?

this is probably fake

that ruined the fun of it
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#35
Quote by roshiee
Well we can all tell that you are in fact, not a genious.


Neither are you since its genius.
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I am in awe of your sizzling wit. please, accept this congratulatory e-cookie, and accompanying basket.
#36
Quote by roshiee
Well we can all tell that you are in fact, not a genious.


apparently you're not one either

it spells G-E-N-I-U-S
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#37
Wow. I feel like such an idiot now. I thought it looked wrong
Quote by schecter_elite
But yeah, do some moshing at a fall out boy concert, it's fricken awsome.
#38
wel ive seen THREE threads on this, and after reading it three times i can say that it is, without a doubt, fake.

and lol @ roshiee
#39
Some guy gets rejected from a job, this is the letter he writes in return.

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen


While we're on the subject of funny written things, may as well...
Beauty Supreme

Yeah you were right about me
#40
Quote by roshiee
Wow. I feel like such an idiot now. I thought it looked wrong


no worries, mate

no one here is a genius anyway
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