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#1
dane cook

his comedy is so different,almost everything he talks bout is funnny
what you guys think....... i think hes one of the funniest guys out right now
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#3
Well I agree. Alot of people think hes immature and his jokes arent funny, but there hilarious, just because hes energetic people think that hes a child....His comedy is great...
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#6
dont know him....

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Dane Cook is lame
so are redneck jokes

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#11
Aww god. He is the funniest guy out right now. One of my faves. Watch the vicious circle then tell me what you think about him. He really is so different from the rest out there.
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#12
Ehh Im not really of a Dane Cook kinda guy, he's retarded to me, John Pinnet (sp?) and Chris Titus FTW!!!
#13
He's alright in small doses, but a whole lot at a time can be annoying.


And then there's the people who try to retell his jokes. It's not possible. If anyone tells his jokes besides him it comes off as ignorant and makes the person look like a tool.
#15
Dane Cook steals a lot of his jokes.
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#16
I have bought one of his albums on itunes, I just like how he can relate a hell of a lot of stuff to every day lives. The only reason I wouldn't find him funny is because he thinks to much of himself, he thinks he can get away with any joke.
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#17
he's alright, but when it comes to stupid, senseless, yet oddly witty humor, it's Hedberg all the way.

(George Carlin shouldn't really be compared cause his jokes are actually smart and well thought out comment about life... not the type of thing you'd think about sitting in a bar after a few cold ones)
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Dane Cook is lame
so are redneck jokes


so are the smashing pumpkins. i rest my case.
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dane cook

his comedy is so different,almost everything he talks bout is funnny
what you guys think....... i think hes one of the funniest guys out right now


he's a douche bag, he steals other comedian's jokes
#21
ill admit he has a few really good jokes.
but, he's totally overrated. everyone makes him out to be the best comedian on earth, but i think he's good, but not great.

that's just my opinion, though.
#23
I hate him.

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ill admit he has a few really good jokes.
but, he's totally overrated. everyone makes him out to be the best comedian on earth, but i think he's good, but not great.

that's just my opinion, though.


My thoughts exactly.

And to whoever mentioned Mitch Hedberg...HELL YES!!
#25
Mitch Hedburg > Dane Cook

I miss Mitch

Dane Cook gets old and if you don't think that he's immature then you are immature too. "I wanna shoot a laser from my ****", I rest my case.
#28
he's funny... not the best IMO; Brian Regan, Dimitri Martin, and Jim Gaffigan are much funnier.
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#31
He's alright, but I like Hedberg a bit better.

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#33
im not that big a fan, hes alright but i think that guy that immitates him from mad TV (ike or something??) is way funnier as him.
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#37
He reminds me of just about every drunken frat guy I've ever met.
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#38
I'm not big on his style of humor, but from time to time he's funny to listen to and I don't mind him.
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his comedy is so different


No it isn't. He never writes new material, relies on his annoying body language to get a laugh out of people, and he stole jokes from one of my favorite comics Louis C.K.
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