#1
ok, so a few days ago (maybe more, my sense of time is wacked) there was a thread with a link to a site where your answers decide what animal you come back as...

my question is what do you want to come back as?

me? i wouldn't mind coming back as a stray cat...why? maybe its the freedom... and the occasional person to pat me and set down a bowl of food by their doorstep (and maybe blow a few hits of weed in my face)...thats just me...

so? what would you like?
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#2
In my previous life I was a simple piece of string. A wandering piece of string albeit, until I was knitted into a blanket of many colors and textures by a rather cheeky fellow. Tragicaly, I suffered the fate of burning in the Chicago Fire.

In my next life, I hope to become a rabid llama, so as to spit in the face of anyone that gives me shit. Nobody's gonna do anything about it 'cause hey, Im a llama.


Wow, I need help
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In my previous life I was a simple piece of string. A wandering piece of string albeit, until I was knitted into a blanket of many colors and textures by a rather cheeky fellow. Tragicaly, I suffered the fate of burning in the Chicago Fire.

In my next life, I hope to become a rabid llama, so as to spit in the face of anyone that gives me shit. Nobody's gonna do anything about it 'cause hey, Im a llama.


Wow, I need help


speaking of LLAMAS!?

http://www.poqbum.com/FlashAnimations/llamasong.htm

sorry...i had to...AGAIN!!!

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#5
It meants that he may have spelled it wrong. I would like to come back as a dog...
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#6
I'd like to come back as a ... err ... human?
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#7
I would like to come back as a cyborg-robot-android whose function is to pleasure women.


Or... a llama like that guy earlier...
#8
I would want to come back as a human. I cant see any life being better than a human.
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#9
You'd like to come back as a stray cat eh? Well that also means you'll probably have the misfortune to be torn to shreds by a coyote, at least thats what happens around here.
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#10
A single drop of rain, but I will remain.


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You'd like to come back as a stray cat eh? Well that also means you'll probably have the misfortune to be torn to shreds by a coyote, at least thats what happens around here.


i meant a stray in the city...
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#12
I was a little dog that was hit by a bus before. I want to be that colossal squid's grandchild though.
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A single drop of rain, but I will remain.


E-cookie to whoever knows what sons that's off of.


the highwayman...now wheres my cookie
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You have to get it away from the fat kid first.


no problem...*whips out a happy-meal*
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