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damn this sucks i got an ingorwn toenail and my doctor gave me these sticks to kill the flesh but me being half asleep because it was at 7.30am wasnt paying much attention and i was only suppose to put it on a tiny little put it all over my toe and now my toe has gone black hahahahaha good storey but yeah it kills the skin and all that so yeah
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And your first instinct was to tell the pit?
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I hope that a doctor plays some part in this plan of yours.
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#14
same thing happened with my ingrown dicknail
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you know you now have aids, right?
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you know you now have aids, right?

Wow dude, youre like the faggiest kids on this site.