#1
this, sadly, will be my last piece before i leave. however, hopefully it brightens your day. it sure did occupy me for a second. hahahahahaha. **** its shithouse. YES

its a little bit dumb
that your getting heated
i'm writing crap
that will just get deleted

you however
my furry friend
have the name
of a skanky hen

dontpoll, i mean
have a go
you could have been
a little more slow

do you get it yet?
It's all a joke
this sh*thouse humour
do you need a smoke?

are you depressed?
insane or retarted?
whatever it is.
ya mum just farted
#2
Well, they say its worse when you know you're going. But theres nothing better than saying bye to you.

*cue grave dance music*
Filth, pure filth... That's what you are.