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#1
I don't know if this has been done before...I searched 'danger wank' and got nothing

But yeah, what are the most risky situations you've had a wank in?

I tend to play it safe, but one of my friends was telling me he likes to have a wank in his room and when he's close to climax he likes to call his mom's name and see if he can finish up and get it back in before she comes in.

He's screwed up I know, even more worrying is that he says he's only winning 5-4, so his mum has caught him 5 times I guess?
#2
Quote by fadingboy
I tend to play it safe, but one of my friends was telling me he likes to have a wank in his room and when he's close to climax he likes to call his mom's name and see if he can finish up and get it back in before she comes in.


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#3
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#4
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He's screwed up I know, even more worrying is that he says he's only winning 5-4, so his mum has caught him 5 times I guess?


Why does she come every time he calls her? Both of them are sick.
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#5
Quote by fadingboy

I tend to play it safe, but one of my friends was telling me he likes to have a wank in his room and when he's close to climax he likes to call his mom's name and see if he can finish up and get it back in before she comes in.


That's odd.
#6
I for some reason had an insane urge to do it in our local asda while trying on some jeans, but decided against it.
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#8
This is weird because I read about dangerwanks somewhere and was gonna put up a challenge for you all but I guess I got beat too it lol.

Cheers.
#9
I don't actually see what the prize is for succesfully completing a danger wank. Why not just wank and enjoy a nice prize with no time limit or embarassing questions?
#10
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Why does she come every time he calls her? Both of them are sick.


Haha yeah I thought that. I guess every time she's just hoping he's not wanking this time. It must be hell for her, 'Oh God, not again!'
#11
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I don't actually see what the prize is for succesfully completing a danger wank. Why not just wank and enjoy a nice prize with no time limit or embarassing questions?

Embarassing questions?

"What the hell are you doing??"

"Whats it look like?"

Seems straightforward to me.
#12
yeah my friend has done something like that, only it was his brother...he was wanking away and his brother told his mom to go into my friend room lol
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#14
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Embarassing questions?

"What the hell are you doing??"

"Whats it look like?"

Seems straightforward to me.


I was wanking on the couch once watching some porn or something. i thought it was pretty safe but i forgot that my couch is in plain view of the stairs. sadly my brother was at the top of the stairs and saw me. he came in five minutes later and was like 'oh good you finished up, what the hell were you watching, you were going furiously'. believe me, not straight forward questions to answer.
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Quote by fadingboy
I was wanking on the couch once watching some porn or something. i thought it was pretty safe but i forgot that my couch is in plain view of the stairs. sadly my brother was at the top of the stairs and saw me. he came in five minutes later and was like 'oh good you finished up, what the hell were you watching, you were going furiously'. believe me, not straight forward questions to answer.

Hmm can you say..........voyeur?
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Hmm can you say..........voyeur?


I didn't know he was there!
#18
heres one for when you're staying in a hotel:

1) call room service

2) jerk it like theres no tomorrow
#19
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I didn't know he was there!


I know mate, I'm suggesting HE'S a voyeur. And a good one at that.
#20
I dont know, I caught my friend wanking once

Natrually, I joined in.

But seriously folks, masturbating should be done in the bathroom, behind a solid bolt locked wooden door.

Unfortunatly, my bathroom door isnt locked.
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#21
Quote by 7DaySkeptic
I know mate, I'm suggesting HE'S a voyeur. And a good one at that.


Haha. oh Well that's quite worrying! Him being my brother and all. I'm willing to believe he just glanced down, wondered what i was doing, figured it out and went back upstairs to patiently wait for me to finish off. or at least i hope so.
#22
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But seriously folks, masturbating should be done in the bathroom, behind a solid bolt locked wooden door.


but surely the rush of possibly getting caught makes it better.
#23
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but surely the rush of possibly getting caught makes it better.


For some people it seems so I also know a kid who wanked in a library. Over the model section in the Guiness Book of Records.

I think I've had too much exposure to danger wanks in my short life
#24
I've wanked in my car before, while driving.

...

Sometimes I'll try and hurry up and finish before someone gets home and into the front door.
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#25
Quote by fadingboy
For some people it seems so I also know a kid who wanked in a library. Over the model section in the Guiness Book of Records.

I think I've had too much exposure to danger wanks in my short life

oh god, that reminds me of that guy in that video who got caught on camera wanking in a library on the computers in the kids section
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#26
Whilst camping in a bothy in Scotland, I jacked off while my dad was in the sleeping bag next to me, and 10 other people in the room.

No one said anything but I am sure that they knew what I was doing
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#27
Quote by fadingboy


I tend to play it safe, but one of my friends was telling me he likes to have a wank in his room and when he's close to climax he likes to call his mom's name and see if he can finish up and get it back in before she comes in.




thats amazing.
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Whilst camping in a bothy in Scotland, I jacked off while my dad was in the sleeping bag next to me, and 10 other people in the room.

No one said anything but I am sure that they knew what I was doing


Haha, on a camping trip with my friends once, one of my friends designated half the tent to being a wanking area. Not really a danger wank because everyone knew what was going on in there but still strange none-the-less.
#30
My brother stays on computer in his room all day and only comes out to get food and toilet ... so naturally i sit outside his door in the hallway having a wank to see if i'm lucky enough to not get caught.
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#31
Once Holly Valance was on top of the pops live, and in the next room I happened to be watching it. I literally died with "OMG" at her appearence - some palm tree themed orange skimpy outfit, black knee length boots, sexy makeup and some rather sexual movements. This was a long time ago but I finished my business in about 30 seconds
#32
Most risky had to be in a school bathroom stall when there was a small queue for it......the guy after me gave me this look. He either knew what I was doing or thought I took one major crap
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Once Holly Valance was on top of the pops live, and in the next room I happened to be watching it. I literally died with "OMG" at her appearence - some palm tree themed orange skimpy outfit, black knee length boots, sexy makeup and some rather sexual movements. This was a long time ago but I finished my business in about 30 seconds


I think I might of jacked it to that same performance!
#35
Quote by Jackolas
Haha, why would you do it in a public place?


Ah ya know sometimes you're in mood. I don't do it anymore(in public that is), I've kinda calmed down since those days
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#37
The only thing close I have is the time my girlfriend and I had sex next to my sleeping drummer's head.
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Really? it was lovely. I found it on youtube actually, when I happened to be thinking about it. Shame about the quality.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SOTOpmxf9c


Haha yeah I definitely did. I still can't believe an uncensored version of the official video never surfaced
#39
My most dangerous one would have to have been in the TV room this one time at my girlfriends parents place. Somehow we managed to get into this position where she could wank me very discreetly using a whole heap of pillows and pretending she was lying very awequardly on them. God that was good
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#40
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Haha yeah I definitely did. I still can't believe an uncensored version of the official video never surfaced


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