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Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.
Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

This planet has or rather had a problem, which was this: most of the people on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.

Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.

And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a small cafe in Milton suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.

Sadly, however, before she could get to a phone to tell anyone about it, a terrible, stupid catastrophe occurred, and the idea was lost forever.

Oh well, back to studying...
#4
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy FTMFW.
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#5
Quote by Fugazirancid
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy FTMFW.

QFT

The film sucked complete donkey dick, however.
#7
Quote by glowskulls
anyone see the bbc series that's like 20 years old?

it ****ing owns mann

Yeah. So crap, its hilarious. Much like the Batman series.

Seeing how you like that, I expect you also watch(ed) Red Dwarf?
#8
Quote by glowskulls
anyone see the bbc series that's like 20 years old?

it ****ing owns mann



no it doesn't.
you fail
Myspace.

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#9
Quote by glowskulls
anyone see the bbc series that's like 20 years old?

it ****ing owns mann

I watched 'em all in a row, except the last one.

Got too boring. And english.
#10
Quote by RawrDemon
I watched 'em all in a row, except the last one.

Got too boring. And english.

Too English? Please dont say you dont like monty python...
#11
Quote by umop-3p!sdn
Yeah. So crap, its hilarious. Much like the Batman series.

Seeing how you like that, I expect you also watch(ed) Red Dwarf?


nahh, i watched one episode and it was shit.

and how painfully bad it was was the reason for it's ownage.