#1
man ive lost my ****ing job....ive lost my wife, my kids...everything and i just dont know how to cope with it.

my boss is the biggest twat ever. i came into work and he called me into his office. he sat me down, looked me straight in the eye and told me that my work was lackluster..and that they had to release me because i was scaring the customers..i didnt know what to do so i just ran out of the building and onto the street and i whistled for a cab and when i came near, The license plate said 'Fresh', And had dice in the mirror, If anything i could say that this cab was rare, But I thought 'Nah, forget it - Yo, home to Bel-Air!' I pulled up to the house at bout seven or eight, I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home, smell ya later!' I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there!
To sit on my throne as the prince of bel air
#3


brilliant
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#4
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#5
reported for spamming.

what a tool
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#6
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#8
everything is gonna be ok
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#10
I like this guy.
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#12
aye man, you sure are a sad sap. now go jack off to some snowboarding vids or whattever it is you do.
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#13
This again?
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