#2
You Sir, are a collection of Penises.
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#4
Omg!!!!

Your So Cooll!!!!


Why The **** Cant U Think Of A Topic!?

Ahahahhahhahah! Hahahah!
Quote by brandooon
Buy both pickups. Rub icyhot on both of them. Sandwich your penis between them and walk to the nearest homeless shelter with your brand new icyhot penis sandwich.
#5
That's great.
Quote by Burpin'Worm
You know what gets my goat? A shepherd. Urgh.

Quote by meh!
Pfft, everyone gets your goat, your goat is a goat-slut. She/he/it is like the village uni-cycle..all of the clowns have had a ride..and you live in CLOWN VILLAGE.
#8
You guys need to write better reported jokes.
I simply cannot take this god-awful place anymore. Goodbye to all the good people here. The rest can fuck off.

#10
yeah, i'm sure your girlfriend didn't think it was much of a topic either, since their wasn't much to discuss.


ohhhh pwnt


*reported*
#12
Quote by B.A.T.
last night i banged my girl friend


Seriously? Me too! I guess we're just pretty lucky then... *REPORTED*
Pissed.
#13
Congratulations, you now have AIDS and probablly got a teenager pregnant.
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I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it's never anything good like, "We found something in your bladder AND IT'S SEASON TICKETS TO THE YANKEES!!


Do you folks like folk?
#14
Quote by chocolatguitar
yeah, i'm sure your girlfriend didn't think it was much of a topic either, since their wasn't much to discuss.


ohhhh pwnt


*reported*


That's what I'm talking about.
I simply cannot take this god-awful place anymore. Goodbye to all the good people here. The rest can fuck off.

#19
Quote by chocolatguitar
i hope that was sarcasm...


I hope that wasn't sarcasm..................
I simply cannot take this god-awful place anymore. Goodbye to all the good people here. The rest can fuck off.

#23
Quote by B.A.T.
fo shizel home doggies i am who i am mo ****a

and the person you are is apparently an idiot
My League of Legends stream
The morning will come
In the press of every kiss
With your head upon my chest

Where I will annoy you
With every waking breath
Until you, decide to wake up
#25
Quote by mstrchief138
i hope that wasnt sarcasm


Actually, it wasn't. Are you being sarcastic?
Pissed.
#26
my god, i can't believe this has more posts than my oscar thread...




i guess i'm the only one that watches the oscars.
#27
oscars is for fags like fred durst go stick a motha ****ing shotgun in ur pussy and blow motha ****a thats the shit im talkin bout
#28
Quote by B.A.T.
oscars is for fags like fred durst go stick a motha ****ing shotgun in ur pussy and blow motha ****a thats the shit im talkin bout



was your girlfriend alive when you had sex with her?
#29
Quote by chocolatguitar
was your girlfriend alive when you had sex with her?

it's not really necessary to ask questions you already know the answer to, is it? she either wasn't alive, or he's lying... take your pick
My League of Legends stream
The morning will come
In the press of every kiss
With your head upon my chest

Where I will annoy you
With every waking breath
Until you, decide to wake up