#2
only i could defeat them my weapon of choice being my oversized penis i would wack there faces until they would die
#4
Rocky would win.

You want to know why?

Because Rocky isn't gay.
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#5
Not even a balrog could kill gandalf, do you think some boxer who cries all the time is going to beat him?
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#7
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Rocky would win.

You want to know why?

Because Rocky is not gay.


lol +1
#9
Gandalf has the upper hand, he has a staff that casts magic and obliterate rocky...ofcourse if Gandolf gets his stick, then its only fair Rocky gets his montage...And we all know what happens when the beat from eye of the tiger starts up. Id say Gandolf would win on points
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#13
Gandalf. HE has a cavalry advantage if he is riding Shadowfax. Plus, Rock doesnt know magic.
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#17
i vote for rock, and let me tell you why *instert name here*. gandalf may have the offensive upper hand but clearly not the stamina as an in shape, younger than rocky 5, rocky balboa. gandolf would pummel rocky until he himself either had a heart attack or would be so tired that balboa could just bitch slap him. therefore, rocky FTW!
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#18
why is this even a question?

Gandalf would easily win


Rocky sucks
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#19
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Even if Rocky killed Gandalf, he would come back in progressively lighter shades of white until he killed Rocky.


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#20
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i vote for rock, and let me tell you why *instert name here*. gandalf may have the offensive upper hand but clearly not the stamina as an in shape, younger than rocky 5, rocky balboa. gandolf would pummel rocky until he himself either had a heart attack or would be so tired that balboa could just bitch slap him. therefore, rocky FTW!


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#21
y isnt anyone voting for me have y'all lost it, I want every motha ****a in the hizzy to vote for the hizzy fo sheezy aka B to the A to the T
#23
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i vote for rock, and let me tell you why *instert name here*. gandalf may have the offensive upper hand but clearly not the stamina as an in shape, younger than rocky 5, rocky balboa. gandolf would pummel rocky until he himself either had a heart attack or would be so tired that balboa could just bitch slap him. therefore, rocky FTW!


He has enough stamina to battle thousands and thousands of Orks, ride on Horseback for days across Middle Earth and not to mention, stand up to a Balrog for about a week. Gandalf may not look like has stamina, but then again, looks can be decieving.

Anyway. Darth Vader it is.

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#26
Nerds.......
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#27
hey! demon breed bee-yatch im callin u out mo ****a yea dats rite bring yo possie to the land were the sun dont shine and we have a showdown no guns motha ****a melee 4lyf show up or ill hunt u down motha ****a

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#28
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#29
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He has enough stamina to battle thousands and thousands of Orks, ride on Horseback for days across Middle Earth and not to mention, stand up to a Balrog for about a week. Gandalf may not look like has stamina, but then again, looks can be decieving.

Anyway. Darth Vader it is.


you do know that the horse he rode on was a stallion right? and they just happen to call rocky the italian stallion. he could therefore carry gandolf on his back across your so called middle earth. and everyone knows that rocky lets his opponents kick his ass just because he can, and then he just beats them down in the last round. do you think gandolph could take punches from dolph lungren? i think not.

rock ftw
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#31
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Not even a balrog could kill gandalf, do you think some boxer who cries all the time is going to beat him?

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#34
i saw rocky take out an entire army by him self

rambo ftw
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