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Hypothetical situation. You are in a arena with five year olds. How many can you incapacitate before they do the same to you? You have no weapons, nor do they, but both teams have a full day of hand to hand combat training. They will relentlessly attack, and will not be scared by the bloodshed.
#2
The real question is how many of them will it take to incapacitate me?

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#4
Haha you know me and my friend used to joke about this....Id say 250...or until I get hit in the balls
#5
depends, are juice & cookies considered weapons in this situation?
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#6
Two on each leg, one on each arm, one round the neck, one round the waist and anyone under 6' 3" and built like a brickhouse is out.

Btw, there's no way you could make 5 year olds fearless in a day. stupid question
#7
i'd say about 3500 if they don't stop coming after 3501 i'd get really really tired wait how tall are most 5 yr olds and are we talking all about the same size or fat and tall ones included but still i say about 3500 cuz i'm a ninja
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We had this thread a really long time ago. I remember these things, because I am pathetic.
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#13
I really can't see myself being taken down by any amount of five year olds... you should bump it up to ten or something. At least some age that started school.

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#15
If you pick one up and swing it around by the feet to knock over/kill other 5 year olds, does that count as a weapon?

Can you decapitate the 5 year olds and use their bones as weapons? Is that legal?

How big is said stadium.

And...are all of them boys?
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This exact same thing was done, I saw this on the homepage and thought "Why would anyone revive that thread?"
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#19
For a moment I thought you said decapitate.

But, I'd say about 50, because they would be so terrified they'd run..

Then I'd be sick with myself killing 50 people.

So about 50-60.


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For a moment I thought you said decapitate.

But, I'd say about 50, because they would be so terrified they'd run..

Then I'd be sick with myself killing 50 people.

So about 50-60.


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They arent people, they are 5 year olds. Pssh mortal. I think I could take on every single one, since at 5, only a kick is needed to end their foolish lives.
#21
dude, i beat up 5 years old all the time. in fact, in my city, we have annual "woop 5 year old ass" competitions. ya see, in california, the laws surrounding schools are much different, you have to be tough to go to a dangerous california school full of gangs, drugs, sex, handicap people, gays, demons, and dutch people. so anyways, the little tikes have to whoop ass against a bunch of seniors in high school in order to go to kindergarten, (because the budget is so low, we have to select which ones go to school, i know its terrible, its all that schwarzeneggers fault) anyways, so yeah the rules are, 10 kids, and 1 adult. and the last kid standing alive, (or the first to get up from the ass whoopin) gets to go to a selected school.
i know its terrible, but schwarzenegger is in the process of passing a drinking contest bill instead of the 5 year old asswhoopin. someday we'll have a real solution to the problem of schools.......
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#23
Just one. I would most likely end up tripping over my own two feet and they'd all pile on top of me..
#24
They're not coming one at a time, they're ganged up on you aren't they?
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#25
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#26
can you imagine if you were in a room with just one five year old how easily you could take them out? it would take 2 seconds. so id say about 500, thats until i get hit in my balls... and then they take me down
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#28
of course i would reason with them since theyre five and would be scared, i would build an army full of them and we'd go conquer france
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#30
I dont like 5 year olds, I was stoned at my mate's house and his little nephew took all his clothes off and started chasing us. It was the wrongest thing I have ever experienced and sickened me inside. I wouldn't wanna take on 5 year olds, they can win by forfit.
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immune to anyone above 14 but the kids wont be able to resist it

I figure I could take out thousands within minutes
#33
Id say... all of them.. cus im over 6'3 and built like a football player.. oh wait I was a football player.. sweet. yeah 5 year olds, no prblem, now ten year olds...
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#34
are these white 5 year olds, or are they the ones who live in africa and dont eat i need more details on the size but i think probably 50 if i took 10 at a time
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hmm lets see my little borther is like 8 and I could take like 20 of him and he knows what hes doing. So Ill say like 30 of them maybe more but 30 would be about it. Unless theyre biters then I quit


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#36
Yeah I remember a similar thread last year. I remember answering that I'd take out enough five-year-olds to build a fortress and some trebuchets of their bodies.

I'd probably start by taking a thin 5-year-old and use him as a club, then use another fat one as a shield
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#37


the little shits would soon give up once they'd seen their peers being slaughtered and used as armour by yours truly. they'd soon learn. you know, like, you can train kids to drool when you ring a bell?

man, i HATE kids.



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#39
ok, i'm pretty built, im not weak by any means. and without a weapon, im guessing i could take down about 47 kids, less than that if they were zombie kids. you guys gotta think, 5 year olds will fight dirty. the little bastardswill not stop untill they have you hanging by your own entrails.
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