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#1
motofreak2772:
guitar is so gay
motofreak2772:
the only thing good is solo which u cant do
motofreak2772:
u dont even try
motofreak2772:
so aric did u work out ur FINGERS today
motofreak2772:
haha
motofreak2772:
gay
motofreak2772:
man some real talent
motofreak2772:
cuz anybody can press a string down


ok so this is my friend and he thinks drums are harder to learn and play than guitar, so here is his opinion on guitars, send him instant messages and make fun of him and his gayness, aim.
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#3
Your friend is right, guitar is gay. Technicaly if you play guitar, you are a completly total flaming asshole and you end up playing flaming guitars like this one.

#4
Dont use AIM sorry. Why dont you tell him for me. say some guy on UG thinks your're gay
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#5
haha. yea i will prolly get this thing closed cuz this may be against some rule. i just thoguht abut that when i posted it.
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#7
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Your friend is right, guitar is gay. Technicaly if you play guitar, you are a completly total flaming asshole and you end up playing flaming guitars like this one.



haha.
did u see the thing with the shadow?
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#8
Just for the record thats prince's guitar.
and prince is a Bad Ass guitar player even if i don't like his music

he's got some chops
#9
i don't want this kid to have my IM.

and i'm not too sure that he's homosexual, either. usually there's more to being gay than not liking guitars.
#10
lmao i completely just told him off...
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#11
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Just for the record thats prince's guitar.
and prince is a Bad Ass guitar player even if i don't like his music

he's got some chops



true
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#12
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Your friend is right, guitar is gay. Technicaly if you play guitar, you are a completly total flaming asshole and you end up playing flaming guitars like this one.




only if your as gay as prince
#14
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i don't want this kid to have my IM.

and i'm not too sure that he's homosexual, either. usually there's more to being gay than not liking guitars.


just block him after youre done
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#15
hes not responding
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#16
its all right guys, i made a bomb threat to him
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#18
btw, i was joking before hahaha
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#20
I dont think anyone on this forum should be the one making fun of Prince's guitar. Just because he has weird looking guitars does not mean he can't play well. I'd like to see everyone on this forum being asked to put up a great show for superbowl.
#21
it looks like a wang.
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#22
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it looks like a wang.


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#23
ok well hes trying to become a UG member and mess with this thread so i guess its done. and he thinks the only thing in guitar is soloing. he has no musical........ hmm whats the word, help me out here guys.
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#24
musical.....talent?
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#25
knowledge?
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#26
Just say it's "Chops". Do it.
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Holy Christ, that was awful!

I'd tell him, I guess, but I don't have AIM.
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#31
he responded to me...
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#32
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Just for the record thats prince's guitar.
and prince is a Bad Ass guitar player even if i don't like his music

he's got some chops

still, that doesn't make him any less gayer.
#34
he responded
haha

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#35
bsydfan (11:36:12 PM) has entered the room.motofreak2772 (11:36:19 PM) has been invited.dalton once said (11:36:20 PM) has entered the room.
dalton once said (11:36:37 PM): is this flamer coming?
bsydfan (11:36:40 PM): yeah
bsydfan (11:36:45 PM): im talking'
motofreak2772 (11:36:45 PM) has entered the room.
motofreak2772 (11:36:55 PM): ok
bsydfan (11:37:01 PM): Yeahhhhhh
bsydfan (11:37:06 PM): Guitar doesnt suck
motofreak2772 (11:37:14 PM): i kno my friend does
dalton once said (11:37:18 PM): dude who the **** are ytou?
motofreak2772 (11:37:44 PM): idk
motofreak2772 (11:37:44 PM): awesome
dalton once said (11:37:50 PM): I said who you ****in **** eating condom shitting dickwad
bsydfan (11:38:06 PM): \lol
dalton once said (11:38:51 PM): motofreak2772:
man some real talent
motofreak2772:
cuz anybody can press a string down
dalton once said (11:38:55 PM): your a ****in idiot
bsydfan (11:39:07 PM): hah
dalton once said (11:39:31 PM): cat got your tongue?
bsydfan (11:39:34 PM): some guy on ultimateguitar posted that and now like everyone in the world is just raggin on him
dalton once said (11:39:45 PM): ahahhaa
dalton once said (11:39:45 PM): nice
dalton once said (11:39:54 PM): dude you know who I am?
dalton once said (11:40:12 PM): I used to be the guy who ****in tuned jack blacks guitar
bsydfan (11:40:33 PM): yep
dalton once said (11:40:36 PM): lol
bsydfan (11:40:38 PM): ha
dalton once said (11:40:49 PM): and bsyd over here was the sound check guy lol
bsydfan (11:40:55 PM): really
bsydfan (11:41:14 PM): kyle gass farted on me
bsydfan (11:41:28 PM): DUDE
bsydfan (11:41:31 PM): MOTO
bsydfan (11:41:33 PM): HOMO
dalton once said (11:41:40 PM): he squeezed out a cleavland steamer on my chest...
bsydfan (11:42:05 PM): ha
motofreak2772 (11:42:43 PM): o what
dalton once said (11:42:51 PM): HOOOOOOMO
dalton once said (11:42:57 PM): you suck at life
bsydfan (11:43:14 PM): lol
dalton once said (11:43:25 PM): Im ****in yingie malmsteen
bsydfan (11:43:28 PM): lol
dalton once said (11:43:29 PM): and you are ****ing shit
bsydfan (11:43:34 PM): hahha
bsydfan (11:43:47 PM): i am sofat
dalton once said (11:43:49 PM): check me out, im so fat
motofreak2772 (11:43:56 PM): i bet
motofreak2772 (11:44:07 PM): wow tht was my friend who posted tht
bsydfan (11:44:19 PM): yeah
motofreak2772 (11:44:20 PM): he did it cuz i said he sucked at guitar
bsydfan (11:44:20 PM): i know
dalton once said (11:44:21 PM): yea well my fat ass was on your mama last night
bsydfan (11:44:26 PM): lol
motofreak2772 (11:44:34 PM): and i was trying to tell him he could be bettwr
motofreak2772 (11:44:40 PM): better*
dalton once said (11:44:55 PM): tell your mom to dust her pussy off once in a while yo
bsydfan (11:45:13 PM): hhhhahaha
bsydfan (11:45:28 PM): motofreak2772:
guitar is so gay
dalton once said (11:45:40 PM): that things got ****in cobwebs
dalton once said (11:45:51 PM): and there was no pussy juice man....only dust
dalton once said (11:46:02 PM): it was like being in a ****in desert
sydfan (11:46:32 PM): i knoe
bsydfan (11:46:36 PM): i was there
dalton once said (11:46:49 PM): it was horrible man
dalton once said (11:46:58 PM): and her titties are all vainey and saggy and shit
bsydfan (11:47:02 PM): ew
dalton once said (11:47:14 PM): lol
motofreak2772 (11:47:17 PM): dude
motofreak2772 (11:47:21 PM): ur gay
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dalton once said (11:47:25 PM): b syd knows what I mean
motofreak2772 (11:47:29 PM): guitar is hard
dalton once said (11:47:34 PM): your a ****in wigger dude stfu
motofreak2772 (11:47:37 PM): trust me i suckk
dalton once said (11:47:38 PM): yea, when you uck
motofreak2772 (11:47:56 PM): but my friend sucks too
he got mad cuz he sucks
motofreak2772 (11:48:02 PM): and he actuaakky plays
bsydfan (11:48:03 PM): I can sweep with my boner.I have to use light strings, otherwise My penis will look like an emo wrist.
bsydfan (11:48:17 PM): i ****ing use barbed wire when i shred normally
dalton once said (11:48:19 PM): hahahahahahahahaha
dalton once said (11:48:30 PM): my guitar uses your moms pubes
bsydfan (11:48:32 PM): true story
dalton once said (11:48:38 PM): those thigns are like the heaviest guage ever
bsydfan (11:49:09 PM): hhaha
dalton once said (11:49:51 PM): I had to make the peg holds liek 3 times the size on my acoustic
motofreak2772 (11:50:00 PM): lol
motofreak2772 (11:50:06 PM): ok
motofreak2772 (11:50:09 PM): enough
dalton once said (11:50:19 PM): true story
motofreak2772 (11:50:19 PM): this is gay
dalton once said (11:50:19 PM): ask her
motofreak2772 (11:50:19 PM): ok
bsydfan (11:50:20 PM): hahaha
motofreak2772 (11:50:22 PM): she said ur gay
bsydfan (11:50:30 PM): who
dalton once said (11:50:34 PM): she'll be like ya yingwie ****ed my clit dry
bsydfan (11:50:36 PM): your mom
bsydfan (11:51:00 PM): ?
bsydfan (11:51:13 PM): your mom said hes gay?
motofreak2772 (11:51:33 PM): yo can u guys shut up
bsydfan (11:51:41 PM): why
dalton once said (11:51:55 PM): cuz hes anal
motofreak2772 (11:51:58 PM): my comp is about to crash cuz of all u gay fricking pissed off guitarists
bsydfan (11:52:07 PM): hahhaaha
dalton once said (11:52:12 PM): and hes mad cuz he was the one in the tub full of gay guys who farted the condom out
bsydfan (11:52:17 PM): lol
#36
^^^damn, i couldnt have pwned him any better myself!
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#37
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Drums are SO easy... I know, I play both.

Your friend is a douche. Does he play anything? Probably not. Or at least not well.

drums ARE easier to learn, but harder to master

he was obviously joking. i just talked to him he seems like a pretty cool guy
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#38
lmaooo

anyone having a chat invite me in

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^^ i agree with u, my fellow DFW'er(if thats a word)
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