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If your scrotum has to be moved to any other place on your body what would it be? I would have to pick on the side of my leg. Because then it wouldn't get crushed.
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#12
yes... right on my belly button
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#16
palm of my hand. that way i could hold them in my hands and go up to people flapping it around in their faces scaring them. oh yeaaaah.
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#18
on top of my head
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#20
if it where anywhere else you would go sterile. its there for a reason and keeps your sperm cells from dying of cold or hot.
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#21
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If your scrotum has to be moved to any other place on your body what would it be? I would have to pick on the side of my leg. Because then it wouldn't get crushed.


Just hope someone doesn't give you a dead leg.
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if it where anywhere else you would go sterile. its there for a reason and keeps your sperm cells from dying of cold or hot.


That fact that you pulled out scientific facts to answer the question "if you could move your testicles, where would you put them?" is highly amusing.
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#23
ugh...I would make fun of this thread but...I'm IN IT. >.<
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#28
I dont wanna sound like an idiot, but

Scrotum?
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#29
well, you said the SCROTUM, which is the actual sack, but not the balls, So if you moved the scrotum, the balls would drop to the floor.
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#30
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well, you said the SCROTUM, which is the actual sack, but not the balls, So if you moved the scrotum, the balls would drop to the floor.


Sperm ducts? They don't just sit in the sack.
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#32
probably right on the end of my knob. that way i could get alot more momentom when i cockslap people
#33
I'd want it to be able to go up inside my pelvic area, like hang out with my bladder or something. So it doesn't get hit.

Then, when I want the ladies to play with it or whatever, it can pop back out and into place.

Perfect.
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#34
Armpit so all my sperm don't die...
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If your scrotum has to be moved to any other place on your body what would it be? I would have to pick on the side of my leg. Because then it wouldn't get crushed.

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#37
over top of my ear

but seriosly, how bored where you when you came up with this?
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#39
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on my bottom LMAO



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#40
Inside me, greatly lowers the chance of getting hit there.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
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