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#1
alright so this girl at my school was at a party over the weekend and she got soo drunk that she shat and peed her pants
so then the stuid kids at the party continued to put her into a bath tub that she passes out it and filled w/ diarrea and piss
and then some kid their cell phone took a video of her totally passed out in this tub of shit and now literally every1in my school has it

i had never heard of any1 getting so drunk they shat their pants
i think the whole thing is absolutely disgusting what do you guys think?
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#2
hmmmm.... what do i think?
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pics?


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oh my.
you poor soul.
i'll go and slit my wrists for you so you dont have to.


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pics?


i was about to say the same thing...
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#15
Well I guess she gets what she deserves.
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#16
lol its like the vid of the hot girl shattin in a hot tub................is this gunna take long SHAZAM hotub fulla shit
#17
lmfao

that is ****ing sick!
where the pictures at?
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#19
come on pics!!!
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#20
Oh my God, poor girl. But then again, people should learn how much fucking alcohol they can take.

I also demand pictures and/or video.
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#24
ahh i dont have pics and i cant find any because i just got texting/vid/pic messaging taken away so i cant have it sent to me
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#25
that aint funny it's disgusting. unless that girl was a fat chav i'd have kicked the **** out the people putting her in the bath and taking pictures when shes passed out. that is low man. Humans disgust me sometimes, where were her mates
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ahh i dont have pics and i cant find any because i just got texting/vid/pic messaging taken away so i cant have it sent to me


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that aint funny it's disgusting. unless that girl was a fat chav i'd have kicked the **** out the people putting her in the bath and taking pictures when shes passed out. that is low man. Humans disgust me sometimes, where were her mates


Well it depends... if her friends were telling her she is drinking way too much and she could hurt herself and she was saying stuff like I know what I'm doing blah blah blah then she deserves everything she got. On the other hand, if her friends kept pressuring her to drink more and more and she didn't know what she was getting into, than she doesn't deserve any of it.
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Well it depends... if her friends were telling her she is drinking way too much and she could hurt herself and she was saying stuff like I know what I'm doing blah blah blah then she deserves everything she got. On the other hand, if her friends kept pressuring her to drink more and more and she didn't know what she was getting into, than she doesn't deserve any of it.



just sayin its her own fault for getting so battered but putting her in a bath and taking pictures is sick
#30
That's just sick... that girl is probably going to commit suicide
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#31
If you give a thread the title 'funny drunken story', at least make sure it's actually funny.
#32
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just sayin its her own fault for getting so battered but putting her in a bath and taking pictures is sick


They are teenagers. She should have known the people she was drinking with better. I know who I can drink/smoke around. I learned the hard way too but I am much better now for it (if no one read the story, it involved being stoned, covered in baby powder/baking powder/baking soda, then in cooking spray (which fizzes when in contact with all the powders they covered me with) and beaten with lightsabers and a baseball bat).

Now although mine wasn't as extreme as hers, she should have known ahead of time the risk she was taking. I sort of knew ahead of time as well, but I chanced it and shit happened. She'll move on and everyone will forget by the end of this month.
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Now although mine wasn't as extreme as hers, she should have known ahead of time the risk she was taking. I sort of knew ahead of time as well, but I chanced it and shit happened. She'll move on and everyone will forget by the end of this month.


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That's the way it is. The girl is at most in high school. A bunch of kids + Raging Hormones = something bound to happen within the next month that will take all the attention away from her. She might think that it is the worst thing in the world right now, but it's okay, she'll move on.
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#35
You should have had sex with her while she was vulnerable to make it even worse. Nothing quite like waking up pregnant in a bathtub full of shit.
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#36
Soundclips or it didnt happen.

Oh were supposed to post up drunken stories.

Uhh I guess the worst was when we were playing strip poker, I got naked, looked down, noticed some massive shrinkage from swimming earlier, ran to the bathroom and locked myself in there. I was 14 mind you.
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#37
I feel sorry for the chick. But if you can't handle your alcohol don't drink it.
#38
Well was she hot/popular?
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#39
I feel bad for the girl, that's really humiliating. But then again, it's probably partially her fault for drinking so much. But still, taking pictures and embarrassing her is pretty low.
#40
yea shes pretty much the most hott/popular girl in my grade
but i cant post a vid cuz u can see her naked so id get banned
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