The most pathetic, obnoxious, and degrading names your girlfriend gave you.

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I've never been given name like that...

My girlfriend calls me "Stu" sometimes simply because my name is Stuart and I hate being called Stu...
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my girlfriend calls me a range of names, all nice ones though, i really dont mind what she calls me as long as she is happy


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my girlfriend calls me a range of names, all nice ones though, i really dont mind what she calls me as long as she is happy

Thats was my thinking, untill my older brother heard her call me that. He still hasnt let it go.
#7
i get my name in all different languages - tis about it.

Usually get called esteban ... so whats my real name ?
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Another time I was watching lesbian porn and masterbating, when my mom walks in. Like, right as I climax. She's just standing there with her mouth wide open and I'm like "I was curious...go gay rights!" Fu.cking awkward...
#9
my penis was once called princess sophie .... :| but i think it originated from a film, :S cnt remember
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i get my name in all different languages - tis about it.

Usually get called esteban ... so whats my real name ?


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my penis was once called princess sophie .... :| but i think it originated from a film, :S cnt remember


your penis was named after The Da Vinci Code?
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#14
ermmm no ? i think it was some chick flick.. like how to lose a guy in ten days or something
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I've never been given name like that...

My girlfriend calls me "Stu" sometimes simply because my name is Stuart and I hate being called Stu...



they call me stewey all the time (my name's spelled stuart)
#18
I get Sigmund Freud.

I really don't get it...but whatever keeps her happy

She calls other things too. Though I can't remember them off the top of my head.
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#19
Yup well done

for those who don't know me ... i'll be steven ... esteban to the spaniards .... etienne to the french
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Another time I was watching lesbian porn and masterbating, when my mom walks in. Like, right as I climax. She's just standing there with her mouth wide open and I'm like "I was curious...go gay rights!" Fu.cking awkward...
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Quote by splinter26
my penis was once called princess sophie .... :| but i think it originated from a film, :S cnt remember
Weird. One of my friend's wangs got called almost the exact same thing...

Meh, I've never had an abysmal pet name.
#21
Not my girlfriend but some girl called me Larry last year and my names Matt.
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#23
Pencil dick.

I put my dick up against a pencil, and I can see where she was coming from to be honest.
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#24
names i would never admit to being called...
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#25
she calls me gooberface, skeez, and she calls my wang "bambi." im gunna slug her right in the eye.
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#27
Babe, baby, dickface, shithead.....All in good fun though.
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#29
Not really girlfriends...but I have about a thousand nicknames at my school that I get from women...The most common of which is Dan-Dan the Sandman.
Yeah.
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Sometimes they call me Jesus Christ too.
#30
my gf's name is ALSO heather (to the threadstarter)

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my gf calls me goober :/


my girl calls me booger...i dont realy mind it..she calls me other things...thats just one of the more joking one she uses
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Last year I went out with this girl Heather who called me Pooky.

same here, except i never really went out with her. there's some fat chick at school that's madly in love with me and she calls me Boo. wtf. she steals me CDs and stuff though, so i'm friends with her.
#34
My girlfriend calls me Jack, WIERD huh!?

Often she refers to me as 'him' or 'it', all in good fun though.
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#36
Let's see...The only ones I've had are hunny bunny and teddy bear. And last year the saxophone girls in the year above me called me "Gavin".
#37
My girlfriend called me Boo-boo when I first started calling her Chewy (don't use it often, but it's because she bites me, on the arms and stuff, not crotch biting) hasn't called me it in a while though.
#38
My girlfriend has a tendancy to call me "Snugglemuffins".
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#40
Lots of girls call me "guitar boy" or "guitar ass" because every time they call or talk to them on the phone...Guitar is in hand. Always. I don't mind those though.
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