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#1
i just found out my ex, who im still dreadfully in luv wit is dating a mutual friend of ours...

yes, this is the ex who did the biting for those of you who know what imma'talkin aboot

so im trying to think "yea im ok, im fine, i wish her the best, i want her to be happy"

but i can only keep this up for a lil while, i give it till maybe 11pm (it's 6:30 here)


dun really know why im postin, i figure at 11 ill look at this and think
PPPFFFFFTTT yea rite!
#5
Quote by Dirge Humani
Deja vu...

No time for Malmsteen, this mans depressed.
I'm back, you douchebags.
#6
lol, yeah.

i dont know what i want to hear, im feelin a little emo right now, that razor looks awfully tasty to my arm.....sorta....
#7
Quote by FeatherBreeze
lol, yeah.

i dont know what i want to hear, im feelin a little emo right now, that razor looks awfully tasty to my arm.....sorta....



I feel your pain, even though mine isn't because of girl. A razor looks tasty to me too, actually I'm kind of thinking something worse
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#8
theres more vaginas on the tree.
Originally posted by snoozer
let ur penis do the thinking.. i let mine


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Farting IS funny. Deal with it, or you'll be lonely forever.
#9
Quote by EewokMan33
theres more vaginas on the tree.


seems like the bark would hurt
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Buy both pickups. Rub icyhot on both of them. Sandwich your penis between them and walk to the nearest homeless shelter with your brand new icyhot penis sandwich.
#10
Eewokman, that was oddly hilarious.

Threadstarter: Just remember that somewhere out there, there's a guy using a rat for a pillow. Things could be worse.
When crying don't help
You can't compose yourself
It's best to compose a poem
An honest verse of longing
Or a simple song of hope...
#11
what a crock story....
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#12
Quote by buzz
what a crock story....


Ill admit i gots no proof, but even if i did dicks like you wouldnt believe it anyway.
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more vaginas on the tree? lol
i guess, but i got so used to hers three years will do that, ya no?
#13
three years will also make said vagina grow crusty
Originally posted by snoozer
let ur penis do the thinking.. i let mine


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Farting IS funny. Deal with it, or you'll be lonely forever.
#14
dude im going through some ****edup relasonship problems right now too
#16
eveyone fell for it.....

TS i believe you may now apologize for calling me a dick......bitch.
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I'm not a sadistic person, but I'd like to pull the wings off every fly in the world so they all starve to death or get eaten alive by spiders

#18
dude I feel your pain...I'm madly in love with this girl who is my best friend, for better or worse..and yea you know how that goes...o.o well cyanide pills are so tasty...
#19
LISTEN man
get drunk and go to a strip club, or just scream really loud or break some bottles.

honestly it'll beat masturbating all night all sad and shit
(no pun intended. . . beat, hahahaha)
#20
Have a waffle:
(#)

Or how about a Belgian waffle?
[#]

Or how about just a pancake?
( )
Thus sayeth the Lord.

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#21
dude i know what your going through i went through less than a week ago the only difference was my ex wasnt dating someone else she just kept saying that she still loves me and shit like that, the only real advice i can give is hang out with your friends, do something constructive, just general shit to keep your mind off it.

and healthy doses of alcohol helps a bit but save that for when you really get depressed
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#22
I heard having 25 tylenol tablets then drinking about a mickey of whiskey will make the depression go away. you should try it
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#23
Yeah...
Uh huh
So seductive
I take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep goin 'til you hit the spot (whoa)
I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste the wad I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (whoa)
You can have it your way, how do you want it
You gon' back that thing up or should i push up on it
Temperature rising, okay lets go to the next level
Dance floor jam packed, hot as a teakettle
I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple
If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho
In the hotel or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you into
Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor
Have your friends teasin you 'bout how sprung I gotcha
Wanna show me how you work it baby, no problem
Get on top then get to bouncing round like a low rider
I'm a seasoned vet when it come to this shit
After you work up a sweat you can play with the stick
I'm tryin to explain baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands (ha ha)
Girl what we do (what we do)
And where we do (and where we do)
The things we do (things we do)
Are just between me and you (oh yeah)
Give it to me baby, nice and slow
Climb on top, ride like you in the rodeo
You ain't never heard a sound like this before
Cause I ain't never put it down like this
Soon as I come through the door she get to pullin on my zipper
It's like it's a race who can get undressed quicker
Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch em in thongs
Had me thinking 'bout that ass after I'm gone
I touch the right spot at the right time
Lights on or lights off, she like it from behind
So seductive, you should see the way she winds
Her hips in slow-mo on the floor when we grind
As Long as she ain't stoppin, homie I aint stoppin
Drippin wet with sweat man its on and popping
All my champagne campaign, bottle after bottle its on
And we gon' sip til every bubble in the bottle is gone
I take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep goin 'til you hit the spot (whoa)
I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (whoa)
#24
READ HIS FIRST POST
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#25
i quit drinking for her.....

man this sucks, I'm not a big fan of jason mraz but check out kien lim
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbAKW3Bm_mA

he's a friend of mine now and this song is really....easy to relate to

man i hate to say it, like i really do; I Love Her

i think im in for a night of violent masturbation and slow sad jazzy songs about her...****

lol casualty, i could go for that, ya no?
Last edited by FeatherBreeze at Feb 26, 2007,
#26
Man, grow a ****ing dick and realize that your life will move on.
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#27
Dude, I'm telling you, waffles make everything better.
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#28
Take your computer money and show it to her and be all..."I've got something for you." And she'll be all "Oh boy! Money!" And then go BAM "BITCH I HATE YOU!"

Meh, my desperate attempt at being funny. It's not even funny.
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#29
I hear... a voice say "Don't be so blind"...
it's telling me all these things...
that you would probably hide...
am I... your one and only desire...
am I the reason you breath...
or am I the reason you cry...

Always... always... always... always... always... always...
I just can't live without you...

I love you...
I hate you...
I can't get around you...
I breathe you...
I taste you...
I can't live without you...
I just can't take anymore...
this life of solitude...
I guess that i'm out the door...
and now i'm done with you...

I feel... like you don't want me around...
I guess i'll pack all my things...
I guess i'll see you around...
It's all... been bottled up until now...
as I walk out your door...
all I can hear is the sound...

Always... always... always... always... always... always...
I just can't live without you...

I love you...
I hate you...
I can't get around you...
I breathe you...
I taste you...
I can't live without you...
I just can't take anymore...
this life of solitude...
I guess that i'm out the door...
and now i'm done with you...

I love you...
I hate you...
I can't live without you...

I left my head around your heart...
Why would you tear my world apart...

Always... always... always... always...

I see... the blood all over your hands...
does it make you feel... more like a man...
was it all... just a part of your plan...
this pistol's shakin' in my hands...
and all I hear is the sound...

I love you...
I hate you...
I can't live without you...
I breathe you...
I taste you...
I can't live without you...
I just can't take anymore...
this life of solitude...
I guess that i'm out the door...
and now i'm done with you...

I love you...
I hate you...
I can't live without you...

I love you...
I hate you...
I can't live without you...
I just can't take anymore...
this life of solitude...
I pick myself off the floor...
and now i'm done with you...
Always...
Always...
Always...
#30
Quote by musicianamedave
Dude, I'm telling you, waffles make everything better.
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yea waffles with a side of whiskey and 25 tylenol tablets like that guy was talking about....
#31
to Ace88

dude, i know life will move on but FOR it to move on it has to start someplace and then the motion will start you dumb ****ing bitch, think about what you say 'fore you type it. i'll move on but first i wanna grieve a little so as not to have any resentment later on.

yeah i'm gonna get the laptop tommorow, then ill record a song, send it to her, win her back and we'll have a whisky, teylenol, and waffle party....
Last edited by FeatherBreeze at Feb 26, 2007,
#32
Quote by Zeppelin08
yea waffles with a side of whiskey and 25 tylenol tablets like that guy was talking about....


Why don't you try that out for us? Can I have your compu...I mean...you can tell us all about it in the morning.
Thus sayeth the Lord.

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#35
damn...suicide dont seem like much fun...but if the pit demands it....it must be done....

this one requires a +100 atleast, ya no?
lol
#36
I broked with my gf, and Im just fine, a little upset but Im ok. just pick your guitar and some beer and eat some meat. That will do it for you.
#37
Quote by FeatherBreeze
to Ace88

dude, i know life will move on but FOR it to move on it has to start someplace and then the motion will start you dumb ****ing bitch, think about what you say 'fore you type it. i'll move on but first i wanna grieve a little so as not to have any resentment later on.

yeah i'm gonna get the laptop tommorow, then ill record a song, send it to her, win her back and we'll have a whisky, teylenol, and waffle party....


Ok, here's my advice (for serious): Take tonight, just sit back with a bit of alcohol (a BIT, not a lot), pop in a movie, and just relax. Take all the time you need to think about her, but set yourself a limit. After tonight (or tomorrow, depending on how much you liked this girl), stop thinking about her. You and her are done, and you need to get that through your head. Sitting around thinking about what could've been isn't good for you. It's pretty hard at first, but if you force yourself to think about something else any time you start to think about her, it'll get easier, and eventually you'll realize that you haven't thought about her in weeks.

I did that, and it worked wonders when I was trying to get over my ex.
Thus sayeth the Lord.

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#38
to Ace88

dude, i know life will move on but FOR it to move on it has to start someplace and then the motion will start you dumb ****ing bitch, think about what you say 'fore you type it. i'll move on but first i wanna grieve a little so as not to have any resentment later on.


...

Grieve? Are you kidding me? Dude she didn't ****ing die or anything--you broke up. LIFE GOES ON. Instead of moping around and sulking and thinking about how empty you are without her, why not look on the bright side and tell yourself that hey, my dick's not restricted property anymore? Go and meet some new girls, because obviously you're not going to get her back now.

yeah i'm gonna get the laptop tommorow, then ill record a song, send it to her, win her back and we'll have a whisky, teylenol, and waffle party....


Yeah don't record a song. You'll just look retarded.
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#39
the songwriting thing was a joke, the party....not so sure

for a dude this is weird to say....im not horny in the least bit
i like musiciannamedave's idea...well i dont, but i think it's what i gotta do.

might take longer than a few days to really start to believe it....i still wanna marry her, **** i feel pathetic...--'''''
Last edited by FeatherBreeze at Feb 26, 2007,
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