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#2
Did his tombstone say "Pepperoni and Cheese"?
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#3
Wow, this would cause a whole lot of trouble with many different religions.
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Ahem, ownd religion!
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#9
I posted this in the Religion thread. It's a fairly obvious hoax; hell, the references to Jesus having children is total Dan Brown bullshit.
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#11
They claim to have put together DNA and archaeological evidence, as well as evidence found in biblical studies proving the coffins belong to Jesus and his family.


I didn't know they had DNA tests, or data that went that far back.

Bullshit.
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I thought it was a FACT that Jesus existed. I just thought whether you chose he died for your sin was the question

I really see no significance in the finding of his tomb.



Did you read the article?
#14
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I didn't know they had DNA tests, or data that went that far back.

Bullshit.

Lol exactly, how would a DNA test be valid with Jesus? To whom will you compare the composition of the DNA? This whole thing is ridiculously full of holes.
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I thought it was a FACT that Jesus existed. I just thought whether you chose he died for your sin was the question

I really see no significance in the finding of his tomb.


If it's true then it means he never rose from the dead.
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I didn't know they had DNA tests, or data that went that far back.

Bullshit.



Carbon Dating can trace how old something is.

That's how they know when the fossils came from.
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You know, Son of God or not, I still agree with what he said. Huzzah for Jesus.
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I didn't know they had DNA tests, or data that went that far back.

Bullshit.


Agreed. I knew it was a load right when I read that sentence.
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#19
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Carbon Dating can trace how old something is.

That's how they know when the fossils came from.


Sure, they can predict age, but how do they know it's Jesus? It could be anybody.
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I thought it was a FACT that Jesus existed. I just thought whether you chose he died for your sin was the question

I really see no significance in the finding of his tomb.



If you read the bible, it will tell you that jesus and his physical body reserected and went to heaven. So for there to be te body of jesus, totally debunks the story.....But really Im not suprised
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#22
Yeah...Unless somehow they find out his hair color and stuff like that. But we all know Jesus was black.
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I posted this in the Religion thread. It's a fairly obvious hoax; hell, the references to Jesus having children is total Dan Brown bullshit.


I always give the kids thing a 50/50 shot. Because it's true, Jewish men back then almost HAD to get married married and have a kid just to keep the Jewish population growing, so I've always left chance.

But even if it's true, I don't believe, so it's not like I believe there's anything special about the DNA.
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Sure, they can predict age, but how do they know it's Jesus? It could be anybody.



You don't unless you have some DNA close to his, but if the dates are close enough, I think an educated guess would be all that we need.
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I always give the kids thing a 50/50 shot. Because it's true, Jewish men back then almost HAD to get married married and have a kid just to keep the Jewish population growing, so I've always left chance.

But even if it's true, I don't believe, so it's not like I believe there's anything special about the DNA.

Regardless if Jesus existed or he had children, what are the chances his entire bloodline of the biblical times were all buried in the same one tomb with their names labeled as in the bible, in a tomb that was undisturbed totally, whereas others were not? Under some Israeli apartment? Even if such things were genuine as found, all this would do is invalidate that Jesus was divine and invalidate the bible. Also, there is absolutely no way to prove that it is Jesus or any of the other characters they have claimed to have found. The whole thing sounds like a big load of bullshit.
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#28
Well it is obvious how DNA test works.
See Jesus is made of bread and his blood is wine. So if the DNA matches that of wine, they found his tomb.
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You don't unless you have some DNA close to his, but if the dates are close enough, I think an educated guess would be all that we need.


A shame we don't have any DNA to compare anything found in these tombs to, no?
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#30
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Not when I posted that comment.

Anyways, I just read it and it never said they found his body, just his coffin.

Lolz.


it said they had the remains and were going to display them in NYC...
most likely they wouldn't have a full body after 2,000 years.
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#31
I'll make up my mind when I see the evidence presented.

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A shame we don't have any DNA to compare anything found in these tombs to, no?



Ah well, I won't lose any sleep over it.

Although I would love to stir some chaos though.
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#33
I hope Leonardo Dicaprio plays Jesus...
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You know, Son of God or not, I still agree with what he said. Huzzah for Jesus.



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#35
Even if it did prove jesus was not ressurected blah blah blah, the hard core christians and catholics wont accept it as truth, doesnt science already say that you cant be ressurected and sent up to heaven, The christians and catholics will just call it blasphemous propaganda or something along those line and it will blow over.(I myself dont believe in jesus, just thought ya should know)
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You know, Son of God or not, I still agree with what he said. Huzzah for Jesus.

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#37
Unless the remains can perform miracles then I don't believe they found the real Jesus.
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Even if it did prove jesus was not ressurected blah blah blah, the hard core christians and catholics wont accept it as truth, doesnt science already say that you cant be ressurected and sent up to heaven, The christians and catholics will just call it blasphemous propaganda or something along those line and it will blow over.(I myself dont believe in jesus, just thought ya should know)



Or they'll just rewrite the bible to make it suit them.
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#39
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I hope Leonardo Dicaprio plays Jesus...


Just as long as he doesn't get offended when someone makes an off-color remark about his blood being cranberry juice...
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