#1
I searched many different phrasings of this and found nothing, so let's continue.

Gym class, we have a yoga day, with an extremely attractive yoga instructor. Anyway, one of your stereotypical idiot jocks asks to go to the bathroom. About five minutes after he leaves me friend asks me if I have an extra shirt. We go to the locker room to get the shirt and hear that sound, every guy here knows the sound, clap your palms together if you need a reminder. Anyway, we walk over, and lo and behold, yes, he's whacking it furiously, with the bathroom stall door OPEN.

So, any of you ever caught anyone, or have been caught?
#2
Was he watching a very good movie?

nah im jk
what n idiot lmfao. he should definately learn to close the door.
#3
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Was he watching a very good movie?

nah im jk
what n idiot lmfao. he should definately learn to close the door.

yeah, was it shane's world?

#4
Why would you walk over to see if you already new what was going on?
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#5
Ya after you heard it why did you feel you needed to see it? Did you guys start a big gang bang or something?
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Ya after you heard it why did you feel you needed to see it? Did you guys start a big gang bang or something?


Im guessing so, his story ending just doesn't feel right
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#9
I've been wanking for about two years.. never been caught.
It's been close, but no one has caught me yet.
I'm a sneaky little boy
#10
my friend jerked it in my room once while we were watching scrambled porn. that was a gross day....yuck. as if it wasnt bad enough he used my towel to clean up and threw it behind my couch. douche.
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I've been wanking for about two years.. never been caught.
It's been close, but no one has caught me yet.
I'm a sneaky little boy

do you think you'll lol when you do?

#12
Wasn't their a thread yeasterday about danger wanks? That one would probably be up there with the best of them
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#13
18, never been caught, and im positive i've just jinxed it
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#14
Funny story behind that actually.
So my brother is watching t.v. and watching some porn right, you know having a good time. It's about 2 in the morning and he's pretty much going nuts. Then bam, he starts to hear my dad walk downstairs, and he's just like "**** i can't stop", so he takes the controller and changes the channel ('cause my dad doesn't know we have porn). so as my dad walks downstairs eric lindros skates across the screen and my dad goes upstars.

SO in the end, my dad thinks my brother was jerking off to eric lindros.
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Funny story behind that actually.
So my brother is watching t.v. and watching some porn right, you know having a good time. It's about 2 in the morning and he's pretty much going nuts. Then bam, he starts to hear my dad walk downstairs, and he's just like "**** i can't stop", so he takes the controller and changes the channel ('cause my dad doesn't know we have porn). so as my dad walks downstairs eric lindros skates across the screen and my dad goes upstars.

SO in the end, my dad thinks my brother was jerking off to eric lindros.

my pa thinks i jack off to Eric Castrada, so it can't really be worse

#17
So, by "typical jock guy" you mean yourself?
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#18
Man, I do it in my LIVING ROOM, and I've never been caught yet. Like, porn on the computer, or, better yet, Cinemax (more like Sinemax) On Demand on the TV, and I have not been caught yet. I am one sneaky sonofabitch.
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Man, I do it in my LIVING ROOM, and I've never been caught yet. Like, porn on the computer, or, better yet, Cinemax (more like Sinemax) On Demand on the TV, and I have not been caught yet. I am one sneaky sonofabitch.

Cathouse?!?!!?!?!

#21
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my pa thinks i jack off to Eric Castrada, so it can't really be worse


OH yea, well id dint' want to get into this, but one time my entire extended family saw me jacking off to gay pedophilic porn with a dog watching in the corner.

But like. . . my friend he was giving me porn pictures because he had a subscription, then he thought it'd be funny to send me like 8 of those in the middle, to see what i'd do, so of the files he sent me i was just going through the gallery, then bam, my parents come in and they're all like "HEY DAVID!!!! LOOK WHO'S HE. . OH MY GOD!!"
and right befor ethey come in i turn to the gay porn, so i'm like ****, so i keep pressing right, but it's still gay porn, and then after that they just left.

So i finished up, and they jus twould not believe me when i tried to explain myself at dinner.
#22



that is fucking awsome.
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Man, I do it in my LIVING ROOM, and I've never been caught yet. Like, porn on the computer, or, better yet, Cinemax (more like Sinemax) On Demand on the TV, and I have not been caught yet. I am one sneaky sonofabitch.

Lame.
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#25
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Cathouse?!?!!?!?!


That's HBO. Damn good show, though. I watch it mainly for Isabella Soprano. No, I watch random softcore movies (muted, of course) with titles like "Dangerous Passions" or "Sexual Temptations", or "Young and Forbidden", or "The Sex Spa" or "The Sex Spa II". The Sex Spa II is pretty good. It has Kaylani Lei in it.
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did you start kissing the guy that was beating off?



i would have.