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#1
Ding Ding - Round 2


Welcome Ladies, Gentlemen and Children to the Inaugural Songwriting and Lyric Artists Goldstar awards, where dreams are made and egos shattered!

Please quieten down now.

In order to feast upon the 30 delightful S.L.A.G.s on offer you must first participate in the bounty of categories before you here. But first be a li'l trooper and read these simple rules.

- You can only nominate the same person for a maximum of 5 S.L.A.G.s! So choose carefully.

- You must only nominate active users, if you've not seen them post in the last month - they are dead to you.

- Copy this list of categories into a new post, submit one name, and one name only for each award. I am going to try and tally your posts as you go, so once you've posted DO NOT EDIT THEM I cannot stress this enough. When your post appears completely covered in strikethroughs like this then I have taken your answers and they are final. It will make no difference if you edit them or not.

- Anyone can nominate anyone, as long as the award is justified, dont just write a friend cause you want to asslick.

- You cannot nominate yourself.

- Do not spam in this thread I will be harsh with this, if your post does not contain the list of Categories with Nominees you will be warned. I have to go through this all to count the votes make it easy for me.


Ok and on with the show, first we have some dancing midgets for your entertainment...not really.


The S.L.A.G.s are:

Users
Most loved poster
Most irritable poster
Most helpful poster
Funniest poster
Biggest suck up
Most likely to be famous
Best looking
Couple likely to make amazing writing babies

Work
Best song
Best poem
Most inventive writer
Most inspiring writer
Most improved writer
Most original writer
Most accessable writer
Most versatile writer

Technique
Writer of the best metaphors
Writer with the best diction
Writer of the best imagery
Writer with the best structure
Best storyteller
Best titler of pieces

Critiques
Best critiquer
Best critique
Most honest critiquer
Worst critiquer
(name and shame) Worst person to return a crit

Humour
Most likely to run away with greenday
Most likely to write speeches for dictators
Person you'd most like to make a voodoo doll of


Good Luck to everyone.
Filth, pure filth... That's what you are.
Last edited by The Hurt Within at Feb 28, 2007,
#2
Users
Most loved poster
Most irritable poster
Most helpful poster
Funniest poster
Biggest suck up: RaggleFraggle
Most likely to be famous
Best looking:
Couple likely to make amazing writing babies: Carmel and TheHurtWithin

Work
Best song:
Best poem
Most inventive writer
Most inspiring writer
Most improved writer: punchupatatigge
Most original writer: Stellar_Legs
Most accessable writer
Most versatile writer

Technique
Writer of the best metaphors
Writer with the best diction
Writer of the best imagery
Writer with the best structure
Best storyteller
Best titler of pieces: Stellar_Legs

Critiques
Best critiquer: Truly_Ninja
Best critique
Most honest critiquer:
Worst critiquer
(name and shame) Worst person to return a crit:

Humour
Most likely to run away with greenday: Grovermans
Most likely to write speeches for dictators: HendrixEdge
Person you'd most like to make a voodoo doll of
Last edited by SilenceEvolves at Mar 6, 2007,
#3
Users
Most loved poster
Most irritable poster Pixiesfanyo :P
Most helpful poster hurt within
Funniest poster #1 synth
Biggest suck up haha jammy dude:P
Most likely to be famous hurt within
Best looking
Couple likely to make amazing writing babies hurt within and carmel

Work
Best song
Best poem
Most inventive writer grovermans
Most inspiring writer
Most improved writer jammy dude
Most original writer hendrixedge
Most accessable writer phoebus
Most versatile writer

Technique
Writer of the best metaphors grovermans
Writer with the best diction hendrixedge
Writer of the best imagery silence evolves
Writer with the best structure
Best storyteller
Best titler of pieces stellar legs

Critiques
Best critiquer umm.. pixies fan yo
Best critique
Most honest critiquer pixies fan yo
Worst critiquer
(name and shame) Worst person to return a crit

Humour
Most likely to run away with greenday grovermans
Most likely to write speeches for dictators hendrixedge
Person you'd most like to make a voodoo doll of haha... petey cook
Last edited by TrigFunction at Mar 10, 2007,
#4
haha... slags


Users
Most loved poster-silence evolves
Most irritable poster- guitarjunkie89- he didnt last very long... and i quote, "I hate it when people try to church up their lyrics with words they don't even know the meaning of. It's like their trying to copy the Mars Volta, but then they realize they suck, so they just throw down random non-sense." yeah man i agree totally like yeah...
(sorry i just thought that was a really funny thing to see in the context it twas in)

Most helpful poster: Jammydude!
Funniest poster: silence evolves
Biggest suck up: raggle fraggizzle
Most likely to be famous: stellar
Best looking: i think that dog on silenceevolve's avatar is pretty hot, soo ill go with him
Couple likely to make amazing writing babies: Hurt within and stellar

Work
Best song:
Best poem:
Most inventive writer:THW
Most inspiring writer:THW
Most improved writer: Retribution
Most original writer: stellar... he has amazing ideas
Most accessable writer: i kinda like #1Synth here
Most versatile writer: jammydudddddeeeeee

Technique
Writer of the best metaphors- Jammydude
Writer with the best diction- tigger
Writer of the best imagery-
Writer with the best structure-
Best storyteller- Stellar
Best titler of pieces: stellar again... once i read it i cant help but clicky

Critiques
Best critiquer: stratkat sounds good to me
Best critique: Jammy
Most honest critiquer: strat
Worst critiquer
(name and shame) Worst person to return a crit

Humour
Most likely to run away with greenday: oh jeez... umm...since everyone else picked him.... grovermans!
Most likely to write speeches for dictators: silence evoves
Person you'd most like to make a voodoo doll of: jimi!- i could make myself do some crazy ass flips and some shiz nasty break dances... honestly, uhhhh....

i'll probably finish the others later but right now i gottta go work on some campaign ideas so i can win an award...

so i gotta peace out!


jimi
Anatomy Anatomy
Whale Blue Review

Park that car
Drop that phone
Sleep on the floor
Dream about me
Last edited by jiminizzle at Mar 19, 2007,
#5
Users
Most loved poster-Something_Vague
Most irritable poster-Something_Vague
Most helpful poster-THW
Funniest poster
Biggest suck up
Most likely to be famous
Best looking
Couple likely to make amazing writing babies-Kyle and Keeno

Work
Best song
Best poem
Most inventive writer
Most inspiring writer-Menry
Most improved writer
Most original writer-Randy
Most accessable writer
Most versatile writer

Technique
Writer of the best metaphors
Writer with the best diction
Writer of the best imagery
Writer with the best structure
Best storyteller
Best titler of pieces

Critiques
Best critiquer
Best critique
Most honest critiquer
Worst critiquer
(name and shame) Worst person to return a crit

Humour
Most likely to run away with greenday
Most likely to write speeches for dictators
Person you'd most like to make a voodoo doll of
#6
^ Ben, Matt has left UG so theres no point putting his name down. He changed his password to a bunch of jumbled letters.
Filth, pure filth... That's what you are.
#7
Users
Most loved poster pixiesfanyo
Most irritable poster pixiesfanyo
Most helpful poster pixiesfanyo
Funniest poster pixiesfanyo
Biggest suck up pixiesfanyo
Most likely to be famous pixiesfanyo
Best looking pixiesfanyo
Couple likely to make amazing writing babies pixiesfanyo pixiesfanyo

Work
Best song pixiesfanyo
Best poem pixiesfanyo
Most inventive writer pixiesfanyo
Most inspiring writer pixiesfanyo
Most improved writer pixiesfanyo
Most original writer pixiesfanyo
Most accessable writer pixiesfanyo
Most versatile writer pixiesfanyo

Technique
Writer of the best metaphors pixiesfanyo
Writer with the best diction pixiesfanyo
Writer of the best imagery pixiesfanyo
Writer with the best structure pixiesfanyo
Best storyteller pixiesfanyo
Best titler of pieces pixiesfanyo

Critiques
Best critiquer pixiesfanyo
Best critique pixiesfanyo
Most honest critiquer pixiesfanyo
Worst critiquer pixiesfanyo
(name and shame) Worst person to return a crit pixiesfanyo

Humour
Most likely to run away with greenday pixiesfanyo
Most likely to write speeches for dictators pixiesfanyo
Person you'd most like to make a voodoo doll of pixiesfanyo

yep.
#8
Quote by The Hurt Within
^ Ben, Matt has left UG so theres no point putting his name down. He changed his password to a bunch of jumbled letters.


Damn. Okay. just count those out then.


Edit them then,
Last edited by The Hurt Within at Feb 27, 2007,
#9
The S.L.A.G.s are:

Users

Most loved poster-Jammy
Most irritable poster-Grovermans (Damn him and his having the same name making me confused about who people are to/about.)
Most helpful poster-Jammy
Funniest poster-#1 synth
Biggest suck up-?
Most likely to be famous-
Best looking-THW
Couple likely to make amazing writing babies-?,?

Work
Best song-Jammy
Best poem-Punch
Most inventive writer-Punch
Most inspiring writer-?
Most improved writer-?
Most original writer-retribution
Most accessable writer-?
Most versatile writer-Punch

Technique

Writer of the best metaphors-SV
Writer with the best diction-THW
Writer of the best imagery-LOOK!theskyfell
Writer with the best structure-SV
Best storyteller-Streetcarp19
Best titler of pieces-stellar legs

Critiques
Best critiquer-Jammy
Best critique-Punch
Most honest critiquer-Punch
Worst critiquer-Me
(name and shame) Worst person to return a crit-Me

Humour
Most likely to run away with greenday-Me
Most likely to write speeches for dictators-SilenceEvolves
Person you'd most like to make a voodoo doll of-THW (I could make him ban people I hate, and sticky my threads.)
Last edited by stratkat at Mar 6, 2007,
#10
Users
Most loved poster -
Most irritable poster - Corey (damn spammer)
Most helpful poster - Jammydude44
Funniest poster - Retribution
Biggest suck up -
Most likely to be famous - Phoebus
Best looking - Carmel
Couple likely to make amazing writing babies -

Work
Best song
Best poem - (Drummondo) Thomas
Most inventive writer - Circular.Parade
Most inspiring writer - Circular.Parade
Most improved writer - TrigFunction
Most original writer - Phoebus
Most accessable writer - Less Than That
Most versatile writer - #1Synth

Technique
Writer of the best metaphors - Grovermans
Writer with the best diction - HendrixEdge
Writer of the best imagery - Silence Evolves
Writer with the best structure - Punchupatatigge
Best storyteller - Streetcarp19
Best titler of pieces - Stellar Legs

Critiques
Best critiquer - Daemonika
Best critique - Pixesfanyo
Most honest critiquer - Phoebus
Worst critiquer - Driveshaft13
(name and shame) Worst person to return a crit - Something_vague

Humour
Most likely to run away with greenday - Grovermans
Most likely to write speeches for dictators - HendrixEdge
Person you'd most like to make a voodoo doll of -
Filth, pure filth... That's what you are.
#11
Users
Most loved poster Jallas
Most irritable poster Silence_Evolves! Even though he doesn't irritate me... ;)
Most helpful poster Culex-knight
Funniest poster Silence_Evolves
Biggest suck up Raggle. Sorry dude
Most likely to be famous Phoebus
Best looking Jallas
Couple likely to make amazing writing babies

Work
Best song Can't pick
Best poem Can't pick
Most inventive writer The Hurt Within
Most inspiring writer less than that
Most improved writer Grovermans
Most original writer Something Vague
Most accessible writer less than that
Most versatile writer Daemonika

Technique
Writer of the best metaphors Grovermans
Writer with the best diction Stellar_Legs
Writer of the best imagery Rushmore
Writer with the best structure The Hurt Within
Best storyteller
Best titler of pieces Stellar_Legs

Critiques
Best critiquer
Best critique
Most honest critiquer
Worst critiquer
(name and shame) Worst person to return a crit

Humour
Most likely to run away with greenday Grovermans! (I think you've got this one Kylie..)
Most likely to write speeches for dictators HendrixEdge
Person you'd most like to make a voodoo doll of
Last edited by circular.parade at Mar 10, 2007,
#12
Users
Most loved poster-The Hurt Within
Most irritable poster-Zuka :-)
Most helpful poster-JammyDude
Funniest poster-SilenceEvolves
Biggest suck up-RaggleFraggle
Most likely to be famous- Stellar_Legs
Best looking
Couple likely to make amazing writing babies- Steve(THW) and Randy(Stellar_Legs)

Work
Best song - (Is this EVER!?)
Best poem - (Same here... if from around this month, then I give it to Randy's St. Vincent/Valentine piece.)
Most inventive writer - The Hurt Within
Most inspiring writer- Stellar_Legs
Most improved writer - Jammydude
Most original writer- The Hurt Within
Most accessable writer - SilenceEvolves
Most versatile writer - #1 Synth

Technique
Writer of the best metaphors - Grovermans
Writer with the best diction - The Hurt Within (I think Hendrix left, Steve...)
Writer of the best imagery - #1 Synth
Writer with the best structure - Grovermans
Best storyteller - Stellar_Legs
Best titler of pieces - (Is this a whole year thing? Or a recent thing?)

Critiques
Best critiquer - JammyDude
Best critique - I remember one that HendrixEdge gave me that really opened up my eyes on how to write... He really helped me out a lot as a new writer.
Most honest critiquer
Worst critiquer - Any n00b. No offense guys, but "I like it!!31!" is not sufficient.
(name and shame) Worst person to return a crit - (I wish I could say myself.)

Humour
Most likely to run away with greenday - Grovermans. He loves them.
Most likely to write speeches for dictators - The Hurt Within, he was a nazi after all...
Person you'd most like to make a voodoo doll of - Zuka
#13
Quote by Retribution

Worst critiquer - Any n00b. No offense guys, but "I like it!!31!" is not sufficient.


What's that man?

I never got the concept of "noob". I remember when you arrived. You sucked too.

Get tolerant, your attitude can turn off people that could turn out being great writers.
#14
Retribution--

also, maybe its just because im not around here that often, but (at least in terms of S+L), you seem to be a bit of a n00b yourself. hi pot....its kettle

you're black
#15
FUCK.

Users
Most loved poster: the hurt within.
Most irritable poster: pixiesfanyo.
Most helpful poster: the hurt within.
Funniest poster: silence evolves.
Biggest suck up: ragglefraggle.
Most likely to be famous: stellar_legs.
Best looking: final
Couple likely to make amazing writing babies:

Work
Best song:
Best poem:
Most inventive writer: the hurt within.
Most inspiring writer: silence evolves.
Most improved writer: retribution.
Most original writer:
Most accessable writer: less than that.
Most versatile writer: #1 synth.

Technique
Writer of the best metaphors:
Writer with the best diction: the hurt within.
Writer of the best imagery: jammydude44.
Writer with the best structure:
Best storyteller: stellar_legs.
Best titler of pieces: stellar_legs.

Critiques
Best critiquer: the hurt within.
Best critique: mine on matt's shitty prose cause it actually changed his mind on it.
Most honest critiquer: pixiesfanyo.
Worst critiquer:
(name and shame) Worst person to return a crit:

Humour
Most likely to run away with greenday: NOT FUCKING ME.
Most likely to write speeches for dictators: the hurt within.
Person you'd most like to make a voodoo doll of:

I just want to sleep forever.


Last edited by Grovermans at Feb 28, 2007,
#16
Users
Most loved poster- Alice
Most irritable poster- Matt
Most helpful poster- Pixiesfanyo
Funniest poster- Silence evolves (Corey)
Biggest suck up- #1 synth to Matt
Most likely to be famous- Stellar
Best looking- Alice
Couple likely to make amazing writing babies- Matt and Randy

Work
Best song
Best poem
Most inventive writer- Something_Vague
Most inspiring writer- Something_Vague
Most improved writer- Trigfunction
Most original writer- Corey
Most accessable writer- LTT [mike]
Most versatile writer-

Technique
Writer of the best metaphors- Corey
Writer with the best diction- The Hurt Within
Writer of the best imagery-
Writer with the best structure- The Hurt Within
Best storyteller- Randy, hands down
Best titler of pieces- Randy again, no contest

Critiques
Best critiquer- Jammydude44
Best critique- Pixiesfanyo!
Most honest critiquer- Jared [Pixiesfanyo!]
Worst critiquer-
(name and shame) Worst person to return a crit- #1 synth

Humour
Most likely to run away with greenday- Grovermans
Most likely to write speeches for dictators- Will [hendrixedge]
Person you'd most like to make a voodoo doll of- Trigfunction


Good Luck to everyone.
#17
Quote by circular.parade
What's that man?

I never got the concept of "noob". I remember when you arrived. You sucked too.

Get tolerant, your attitude can turn off people that could turn out being great writers.


Ok, I tried taking this to PM's. Your box is full.

First: It was nothing; I repeat NOTHING about their writing/personality/anything. It was entirely about learning how to give a proper critique. Yes, we all sucked at giving critiques. I don't doubt that they'll be great writers. It's NOTHING about that, so start reading my actual posts before attacking me.

I'm incredibly tolerant of people. By the way, nice job taking a direct stab at me with the "I remember when you arrived. You sucked too."
#19
Stop it right there, everyone. Read the requests I made in the initial post; it says nothing but Nomination threads only. Keep it that way, you wanna talk piss off to PMs. Next post unrelated gets a spanking, and a warning to boot.
Filth, pure filth... That's what you are.
#20
Users
Most loved poster culex-knight
Most irritable poster pixiesfanyo
Most helpful poster Carmel
Funniest poster Silence
Biggest suck up Ragglefraggle
Most likely to be famous Pheobus
Best looking Clichealias has the best user name...
Couple likely to make amazing writing babies Carmel and Pheobus

Work
Best song LTT' one about inspiration, pretty recent
Best poem
Most inventive writer The hurt within
Most inspiring writer Stellar Legs
Most improved writer Caz Guitar Dude
Most original writer Daemonika
Most accessable writer Strakat
Most versatile writer Caz

Technique
Writer of the best metaphors Grovermans
Writer with the best diction The hurt within
Writer of the best imagery Trig
Writer with the best structure less than that
Best storyteller Streetcarp
Best titler of pieces Retribution

Critiques
Best critiquer #1synth
Best critique Circular Parade
Most honest critiquer Carmel
Worst critiquer Driveshaft13
(name and shame) Worst person to return a crit #1synth

Humour
Most likely to run away with greenday Grovermans (apparently )
Most likely to write speeches for dictators Silence
Person you'd most like to make a voodoo doll of #1synth

Steve is it just active members? 'cos you told benji not to vote for s_v then you did... I'm confused
Last edited by Jammydude44 at Mar 2, 2007,
#21
Yeah well its for an award I didn't want to give to anyone active, I dont care what anyone says I love Matt's work, and hes a top bloke outside of UG, but he was shit for returning crits.
Filth, pure filth... That's what you are.
#22
Quote by The Hurt Within
Stop it right there, everyone. Read the requests I made in the initial post; it says nothing but Nomination threads only. Keep it that way, you wanna talk piss off to PMs. Next post unrelated gets a spanking, and a warning to boot.


Quote by The Hurt Within
Yeah well its for an award I didn't want to give to anyone active, I dont care what anyone says I love Matt's work, and hes a top bloke outside of UG, but he was shit for returning crits.


So...

#23
Users
Most loved poster
Most irritable poster-punchup
Most helpful poster
Funniest postercorey
Biggest suck up-NOT ME, why is everybody putting me down?
Most likely to be famous-steve
Best looking
Couple likely to make amazing writing babies

Work
Best song
Best poem-exploration #4 by steve
Most inventive writer
Most inspiring writer
Most improved writer
Most original writer
Most accessable writer
Most versatile writer

Technique
Writer of the best metaphors-grovermen
Writer with the best diction-steve
Writer of the best imagery-steve
Writer with the best structure
Best storyteller-corey
Best titler of pieces-stellar_legs

Critiques
Best critiquer-
Best critique
Most honest critiquer-ill say corey, ive used steve to many times, and corey really helped me the last time
Worst critiquer-i agree with ret,people who are new and do not fully know how to crit, and leave short," i like it" crits.
(name and shame) Worst person to return a crit

Humour
Most likely to run away with greenday
Most likely to write speeches for dictators-corey
Person you'd most like to make a voodoo doll of
#24
Person you'd most like to make a voodoo doll of haha... petey cook


Heh. To be honest, I'm just glad I got a nomination...

I'll put my nominations in later. Gotta watch "The Departed."

Rock On
Newest Lyrics:
[url="http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=727775[/url"]Pattern Recognition

Short Stories:
Anniversary
#25
Users
Most loved poster carmel
Most irritable posterjared
Most helpful poster[steve
Funniest poster matt probably thinks he is. no one here's all that funny
Biggest suck up razzlesnazzle or whatever his name is
Most likely to be famous me
Best looking carmel
Couple likely to make amazing writing babies me carmel and bob dylan

Work
Best song
Best poem
Most inventive writer steve
Most inspiring writer
Most improved writer jamie
Most original writer steve
Most accessable writer
Most versatile writer me or steve. i'll be nice. steve.

Technique
Writer of the best metaphors -----
Writer with the best diction |
Writer of the best imagery |-----so i don't look pompous, i'll leave these blank
Writer with the best structure |
Best storyteller -----
Best titler of pieces matt, as much as i hate to say it

Critiques
Best critiquer steve. carmel
Best critique the first one i ever got here, which was from drummondo (mike)
Most honest critiquer jared
Worst critiquer
(name and shame) Worst person to return a crit i'm with steve, matt was pretty heinous and it always pissed me off

Humour
Most likely to run away with greenday kyle
Most likely to write speeches for dictators me and eva peron
Person you'd most like to make a voodoo doll of matt.
#26
Que Explosions.

Users
Most loved poster - TheHurtWithin [Stevey-Boy]
Most irritable poster - Something_Vague
Most helpful poster - Scarredfaith
Funniest poster - SilenceEvolves [Corey]
Biggest suck up - 1# Synth [Dylan]
Most likely to be famous - Stellar_Legs [Randy]
Best looking - Final [Keeno is almost as hot as I am.]
Couple likely to make amazing writing babies - TheHurtWithin and Carmel_I

Work
Best song - Songs are typically terrible.
Best poem - Landon's [Vicious Sid] really old piece about the swingset, that thing is what I strive to be.
Most inventive writer - Stellar_Legs
Most inspiring writer - I don't think anyone here is black gay terminally ill amputee.
Most improved writer - Grovermans
Most original writer - Stellar_Legs
Most accessable writer - Grovermans
Most versatile writer - Pixiesfanyo

Technique
Writer of the best metaphors - TheHurtWithin
Writer with the best diction - Scarredfaith
Writer of the best imagery - Falloutboy [Menry]
Writer with the best structure - Drummondo [Mikey]
Best storyteller - Falloutboy [Menry]
Best titler of pieces - Stellar_Legs

Critiques
Best critiquer - Scarredfaith
Best critique - Bluepaintcult [Blake's critique on my first piece.]
Most honest critiquer - Bluepaintcult [Blake's critique on my first piece.]
Worst critiquer - Jimmy Jack Jericho and his iron lung.
(name and shame) Worst person to return a crit - Something_Vague

Humour
Most likely to run away with greenday - Grovermans
Most likely to write speeches for dictators - TheHurtWithin
Person you'd most like to make a voodoo doll of - no one because I love you all.
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#27
Users
Most loved poster- Stellar Legs
Most irritable poster- ?
Most helpful poster- ?
Funniest poster- ?
Biggest suck up- RaggleFraggle
Most likely to be famous- The Hurt Within
Best looking- Me obviously
Couple likely to make amazing writing babies- ?

Work
Best song-?
Best poem-?
Most inventive writer- #1 Synth
Most inspiring writer- Looktheskyfell
Most improved writer- ?
Most original writer- Stellar Legs or #1 Synth
Most accessable writer- mmm Looktheskyfell I guess
Most versatile writer- ?

Technique
Writer of the best metaphors - Stellar Legs
Writer with the best diction - The Hurt WIthin
Writer of the best imagery - ?
Writer with the best structure - ?
Best storyteller - ?
Best titler of pieces - #1 Synth

Critiques
Best critiquer- ?
Best critique- ?
Most honest critiquer - ?
Worst critiquer - ?
(name and shame) Worst person to return a crit - ?

Humour
Most likely to run away with greenday - ?
Most likely to write speeches for dictators - #1 Synth
Person you'd most like to make a voodoo doll of - ?

I'll edit and fill in more later.
#28
What the hell, I'll dive into this.

And.

"explosions"

/formatt.

I'm pretty much only going to use first names, I'll be specific with some, but for the most part.. I don't care enough to type out usernames.

Users
Most loved poster: Looks like Steve is the most loved poster here now-a-days.
Most irritable poster: Kyle, just because I hate how he types.
Most helpful poster: Steve
Funniest poster: Corey
Biggest suck up: Dylan from what I had seen in the past.
Most likely to be famous: Steve
Best looking: Alice, she's my tons of love.
Couple likely to make amazing writing babies: Steve and Matt, they'd have to grow their baby in a tube, though.

Work
Best song
Best poem
Most inventive writer: Randy.
Most inspiring writer: Steve
Most improved writer: We've all improved.
Most original writer: Randy
Most accessable writer: Lessthanmike.
Most versatile writer: Matt

Technique
Writer of the best metaphors
Writer with the best diction
Writer of the best imagery
Writer with the best structure
Best storyteller
Best titler of pieces

Critiques
Best critiquer: I'd say Steve for me.
Best critique
Most honest critiquer: Steve.
Worst critiquer: Most people.
(name and shame) Worst person to return a crit: I'd say I am.

Humour
Most likely to run away with greenday Kyle.
Most likely to write speeches for dictators
Person you'd most like to make a voodoo doll of: I want to make a sex doll made after Alice.
#29
Guys can you finish your answers please, I mean I wanna get an answer for each, unless you really aren't sure, but theres alot of gaps so far....

More people too.
Filth, pure filth... That's what you are.
#32
Users
Most loved poster - looktheskyfell
Most irritable poster - something_vague
Most helpful poster - silenceevolves
Funniest poster - no idea
Biggest suck up - no idea
Most likely to be famous - stellar_legs
Best looking - no idea
Couple likely to make amazing writing babies - noone

Work
Best song - .
Best poem -
Most inventive writer - stellar
Most inspiring writer - stellar
Most improved writer - looktheskyfell
Most original writer - stellar
Most accessable writer - silenceevolves
Most versatile writer - trulyninja

Technique
Writer of the best metaphors - steve
Writer with the best diction - steve
Writer of the best imagery - steve
Writer with the best structure - .
Best storyteller -.
Best titler of pieces - stellar

Critiques
Best critiquer -
Best critique
Most honest critiquer - pixiesfanyo
Worst critiquer
(name and shame) Worst person to return a crit

Humour
Most likely to run away with greenday - groversman. not just cause everyone else put him. just because its the most obvious/justifiable answer
Most likely to write speeches for dictators
Person you'd most like to make a voodoo doll of
#33
Quote by rushmore
Humour
Most likely to run away with greenday - groversman. not just cause everyone else put him. just because its the most obvious/justifiable answer
ARE YOU SERIOUS?

i hate you for thinking that award up, steve.

i hate you SO much.

I just want to sleep forever.


#35
Users
Most loved poster Will
Most irritable poster
Most helpful poster Mike - Daemonika
Funniest poster
Biggest suck up
Most likely to be famous
Best looking I don't know... haven't seen anyone... well, except Alice, so there you are.
Couple likely to make amazing writing babies

Work
Best song Impossible to say...
Best poem ^
Most inventive writer Dylan
Most inspiring writer Steve
Most improved writer Jamie without a doubt
Most original writer James - Ret
Most accessable writer Jamie
Most versatile writer

Technique
Writer of the best metaphors Dylan
Writer with the best diction Will
Writer of the best imagery
Writer with the best structure
Best storyteller
Best titler of pieces

Critiques
Best critiquer
Best critique Will
Most honest critiquer Jamie
Worst critiquer
(name and shame) Worst person to return a crit Dylan, definitely

Humour
Most likely to run away with greenday
Most likely to write speeches for dictators
Person you'd most like to make a voodoo doll of


I'll edit some in later, sorry.
#37
Quote by Something_Vague

Most inspiring writer - I don't think anyone here is black gay terminally ill amputee.


I'm black
love dead like a crushed fly

for those of you who said you'd be interested in hearing my lyrics put to music- I started work on recording an album, if you get in touch with me pm or otherwise I'd be more than happy to fill you in
#40
well, you're gay, and hopefully an amputee in a little bit.

Don't rule yourself out.
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