#1
This has been on my mind lately, as I see it everywhere.


But why do really fat white women always date really skinny black men?

It's just odd, because I see it so much. My roomates cousin Will is a really built black man. Not fat, but really built, and his girlfriend is about 400 pounds of white blob. I mean, I don't know what the attraction is. I think fat white women love the thought of being with a skinny "brotha" and skinny black men want white women bad enough to settle for fat white women.

What am I talking about?
I dunno.
Just a thought.
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#3
Black guys want white women?

I am so in there.
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#6
White women aren't as annoying and cuter.
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#8
Cause nobody wants skinny black dudes and nobody wants fat white women, so meet those in the middle and it all works out
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#9
Maybe it's just me, but every time I see a black guy with a white girlfriend, I'm reminded of that Othello remake with Julia Styles.

I'm cool with your observation though... if they're taking the fat white women, it leaves the fit ones available.
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#10
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Black guys want white women?

I am so in there.



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#12
It's because fat women in general put out because they have to. No one would date them if they didn't. And black guys love sex, like everyone else. They're just not picky So skinny black guys date fat white girls just because they're good at what they do.
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#13
Isn't Will that guy who beat up those college dudes and was in prison for a while?
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#14
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Isn't Will that guy who beat up those college dudes and was in prison for a while?



Yes. Yes he is.
Poor advice.
#15
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Isn't Will that guy who beat up those college dudes and was in prison for a while?



Will = Yakult = Amateur porn star
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#16
i work at a grocery store, and i see this all the time.

its really odd.

usually theyre poor as well, and use food stamps to fay for their groceries.

i dont understand it either.
#17
Quote by Xerothunder
Maybe it's just me, but every time I see a black guy with a white girlfriend, I'm reminded of that Othello remake with Julia Styles.

I'm cool with your observation though... if they're taking the fat white women, it leaves the fit ones available.


The one where Julia Styles does THEE WORST sex scene in movie history?
#18
Whatever....it's times like this I wish I was a skinny black bloke
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#19
Maybe he loves her....

No, that can't be it, it must be because * insert random racial joke here*
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I onece dumped a girl that I was seeing who already had a boyfriend... So anyway she put on like a stone and i dumped her telling her it was because i felt really guilty etc etc.

But really it's cos she got fat!

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#20
Quote by Dinkydaisy
Black guys want white women?

I am so in there.



Lol, I read that, and I could tell it was you before I saw your name
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