What would you do if there was nobody left in the world besides you?

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#1
- The world is empty.
- Everyone is gone.
- For some reason you are the last (and only) person alive.
- You have at your disposal, anything and everything.


What would you do?


I would play every guitar known to man (then break it/ set it on fire). Drive every car available (same result as "guitars"). Parachute off some huge ass buildings. Then probably kill myself from the thought of living alone the rest of my life.


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#3
Masturbate.
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#4
Well, I remember from the lawst thread like this there was the issue of electricity running out, and gas not being made, food, etc, etc.

But I would definitly take the time to become incredibly talented at guitar- I mean, no people means no temptation to leave the house.
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#5
Amass a monument of porn, then wank, and finally do all the other cool stuff like playing guitars and driving cars.
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#9
Masturbate in a public place. Maybe on a roundabout or in a big field.


Come on, what else is there to do with no-one around?
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#10
I would 'steal' candy from a store, then break into a guitar shop and play those damn axes like a mad bastard!
#11
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Probably go mad and not do anything useful.

Does this include animals?


If you mean to have sex with said "animals" then yes... yes they are dead. If not, then they're alive and well.
#12
Find the fastest plane in the world and fly it as fast as I can directly into mount rushmore...


Or maybe pull a Dr. Strangelove and ride a nuke to the ground, still havent decided.
#14
I'd blow shit up.

Edit: And take drugs, alot of drugs.
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#17
as the majority have said and are probably going to say,

MASTURBATE!!!
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#19
I would partay, then go to some cloning lab, clone a chick, and repopulate!! Then I'd wait for the aliens to come and party with them.
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#20
are there bodies everywhere or has everyone jus disapeared? cos i don't wanna have wrestle stuff from peoples dead hands
#21
I'd go to an airport...fly my plane around the world finding all the awesome shit I could possibly get...bring it all to the biggest house in the town, making it mine...I'd have an entire mansion for my own guitars...and entire one for all my cars...and i'd spend time shooting stuff with a borrowed tank.
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#22
Agreed grantm....I would blow shit up too...maybe the middle east??
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#23
slightly edited...

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- The base is empty.
- Everyone is gone.
- you are the last (and only) marine alive.
- You have at your disposal a pistol, because your buddies took the heavy weaponry to investigate the base


What would you do?


I would hope to find something like a plasma rifle or even a shotgun to take some of the suckers down. I would secure my helmet and exit the landing pod. Upon hearing animal-like growls echoing through the distant corridors,i knew they knew i was there. There was no turning back now...


there's a slight reference to a game here...
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#24
wank infront of the dead peoples faces
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#25
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slightly edited...


I would hope to find something like a plasma rifle or even a shotgun to take some of the suckers down. I would secure my helmet and exit the landing pod. Upon hearing animal-like growls echoing through the distant corridors,i knew they knew i was there. There was no turning back now...


there's a slight reference to a game here...



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! that is awesome. But, no... I had no intention of that. hahaha!
#26
Well, considering most healthy food would go bad after a couple weeks, I would get some seeds and start a farm if I could find good enough soil. Then I would go to Guitar Stop and play with the amps cranking out millions upon millions of decibels. After that I would realize that there is no point to anything and just say **** humans.
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On topic: I'd write a note for any visitors, explianing what had happened. Then play some guitar, listen to some music, have a wank and then jump off a building/cliff
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#28
Hook up every amp I could find hook em all up together tuern em all up to ten, see how loud it will be.... i would wank like a madman.....
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#29
Walk into a police station and find the confiscated drugs room and then drive until i crash into a wall
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#30
I'd get a helicopter and look for survivors. All those hours in flight simulator 2006 will finally pay off
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#31
That wouldn't be very fun. I think I'd kill myself.
It's difficult to win unless you're bored.
#32
I'd take a poo with the door open.
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#33
It would be a bit shit.

Drugs, guitar, porn, masturbation, etc would all get boring if there was no-one around to enjoy it with
#34
burn huge stuff to the ground, explode things, drugs and lots of em, tons of porn, wank myself silly then fly a helicopter wayyyy up and jump out


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#35
i'd have a ****ing ball, then go on a drug, drink and insanity fuelled "burning down the houses of the bitches who screwed me over" spree, before maybe dying.

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#36
Id amass all the booze, cars, porn, planes, guitars and drugs in the world and then masturbate in the middle of the street, drive cars whereever I want, fly planes into things before jumping out, burning and blowing shit up and do all sorts of shit. Id walk around naked everywhere nd stuff. Eventually id kill myself by skydiving while wanking while not wearing a parachute while completely drugged up. Aim is to cum before I hit the ground.
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#39
base jump with a parachute made of 3 umbrellas connected together off all the monuments in teh w0rld
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#40
molest the dead bodies (the hot ones only), play every guitar in every shop i can find with amps blasting out on full, rob every sex shop in the neighborhood and enjoy myself, after a while it would get pretty boring so then i'd probably shoot myself or something.
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