#1
What are your tips on slicing bread? (I welcome all masturbation Jokes)
Originally Posted by"putnamehere"
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and your friends are all:

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#4
The only way to slice bread is with the Miracle Blades III Series, otherwise it'll just scrunch up. Sorry, no masturbation joke here.
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#6
With a knife in a sawing motion?
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#7
Do not push into the bread with the knife. Don't apply pressure, just saw. Don't use a butter knife. Use either bread knife or some serrated blade steak knife.
#9
how could you make a masturbation joke out of that? um..... use a cerated knife...
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#11
How do masturbation jokes apply here.
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#12
they make special knives, i think they're bread knives or something. they're really good for cutting bread with. then they have bone knives, fillet knives, cheese knives. if you push down too hard, it'll smash the bread and no one wants that. then all you're left with is a little pathetic piece of crap.

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#13
good ideas.
Originally Posted by"putnamehere"
You know youre a guitar player if you see hot girls and says:

"I'd tap her like a Van Halen solo"

and your friends are all:

"Dude, is that a new ice cream or something?"
#14
I usually get the bread that's pre-sliced, but i imagine there's a blade involved with the cutting of the bread.
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#15
it's easier to slice if you refrigerate it first.. otherwise, let it cool and slice from the back upper edge in a sawing motion with a bread knife or a serrated knife.
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Dynamite works best on rye, while a sharpened medieval battle ax is best suited for others.