#1
Fuck....


I seriously got owned.

So I was chillin' on the computer, on AIM, and my friend, who I was talking to for a while before sends me a link, I clicked it, and BOOM, Lemon Party...

So, as if that wasn't enough, to add insult to injury, not 5 minutes later, my bro(away at college) filled my myspace with alomst 10-12 comments with pics of tubgirl, the salad tosser porno, and meatspin, by now I was pretty pissed.

But then, just like a kick to the balls, about an half an hour later, I fell down the stairs...with my dinner in my hands, a nice plate of homemade spaghetti. Needless to say, the stain is horrible, and I have a pissed off mother.

I just finished cleaning up the food 20 minutes ago.

Today has not been good.

(but atleast I haven't run into any doors )
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#2
Consider yourself quadruple owned your friend is a bro....PWNED
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#4
Damn, everybody hates you...

*hugs*
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#5
That sounds erotic. Anyway, that is not very cool, better luck in the rest of your life.
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#6
ROFFLECOPTER!

That sucks for you...it seems like I've been having some bad luck as well...this year blows already.
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#7
Yeah you just suck at life I guess.
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#9
Quote by MusicMan00
That sounds erotic.


+1
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#10
Meh, it could of been worse.
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#11
Quote by JewMasatFlex
what is the "salad tosser porno"...? pm me with a link



oh wow.

you don't want to know.

but ok.

I'll try and find the vid.
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#12
Play the farting game in the thread I made here in the pit, it will make you feel better.

Seriously though, that sucks dude.
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#15
triownage isn't that bad...

i know this guy who was dodecaowned...pretty bad if you ask me
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#16
Quote by MetalHead73
oh wow.

you don't want to know.

but ok.

I'll try and find the vid.


Explain it to us first please. Oh yeah, you did get pwnt. But not too bad. It will be better tomorrow.
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#17
Yeah well I got a a parking ticket for parking in the middle of two spots...the whole fucking ground is covered with snow. How was I supposed to know? And some girl in my grade tripped me in the middle of the hallway at school today, that was great too...
#20
eww dude... tubgirl. Neverseen the salad thing. but one of my friends did that with the "Goatse" If you want to know what it is, it is a sick obsession. umm (go to yahoo.com, images,
type goatse. NOT GOOGLE.) sick as hell
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#21
umm JewMasatFlex

it won't let me PM you.

says you have used up your quota.
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