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#1
Some things being taught at school are apparently lies. Maybe it's the teacher's opinion and it's a bad one or something. This isn't this first time I've been told bad information so what false information have you been taught?

I bet math is the only truthful class.
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Last edited by musicmydrug16 at Feb 27, 2007,
#2
Yep. I dont know what to tell ya. Everyone lies.
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#3
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#4
how about the fact that everyone says the Indians are called Indians because Columbus thought he was in India...India wasn't even called India back then...it was Hindustan
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#5
^He thought he was in the west indies.
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Just wait till college, then all you have to do is figure out which lies are going to be on the final.
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^He thought he was in the west indies.


so i have been lied to by a teacher again...a couple of months ago my history teacher told us that and i actually believed her...

they actually tell that to all of the US history classes in my school...
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#10
My biology teacher last semester told me evolution was impossible because apes have 2 more chromosomes than humans..wtf..Isn't the definition of evolution to become better and more efficient..less chromosomes=less room for error. He also says that evolution is racist..although the theory of evolution obviously includes everyone..seeing as the word HUMAN is used in it several times...
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The history textbooks leave out LOTS of stuff. Especially about how blacks have improved our society and even helped us alot in wars despite their poor equipment.

The Spanish american war the president to be took almost all the credit even though he would've died without the help of this all black cavalry.
#13
Nope, my teachers didn't teach lies. It's flawless.

Can't say the same about my principal though
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#15
my math teacher said that if you have over 200 cds then you're messed or there's something wrong with you, if that's true then i'm like the Bernice Juach the fourth

#18
You're also adopted.

Now your WHOLE life has been a lie.
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#20
wow, wtf kinda schools u ppl go to? lmfao

i live in canada and were taught stuff that is real...


maybe all ur teachers are just really big dumb shits lol
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wow, wtf kinda schools u ppl go to? lmfao

i live in canada and were taught stuff that is real...


maybe all ur teachers are just really big dumb shits lol



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#22
My second grade teacher told the class there are no egg-laying mammals. I brought in my Children's Encyclopedia of Animals the next day... Platypus and Echidna ftw!!
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My second grade teacher told the class there are no egg-laying mammals. I brought in my Children's Encyclopedia of Animals the next day... Platypus and Echidna ftw!!


You can't blame him/her for that dude ... the Platypus is one ****ed up animal
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#24
Or maybe your an ignorant prick?

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#26
My science teacher said 1 ml is equal to 1 cm cubed is equal to 1 g. WTF MAN
I think he meant that water is that. But yeah, teachers lie

My lil bro is learning about Abe Lincoln and it says he was killed april 14th, 5 days before the end of the civil war
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#28
that eating babys is wrong


... lying bitch... i looked in her lunch box that day and she had 3 dead babys in it
#30
columbus wasnt a savior for finding this nation...he was a mass murderer, when he landed in the carribean and saw the people that inhabited the islands, the first thing he wrote in his journal was "these people would make great slaves" then he killed like all of them......fu*k columbus
#31
My first grade teacher was convinced that watermelons are vegetables. There have only been two or three teachers in my school career thus far that had actually grasped the concept of the difference between fruits and vegetables.
#32
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god damn imaginary numbers!

i dunno, but imaginary means lies!? yes, no?

did somebody mention ?
#33
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wow, wtf kinda schools u ppl go to? lmfao

i live in canada and were taught stuff that is real...


maybe all ur teachers are just really big dumb shits lol


Not really. Every teacher can lie due to bias or misinformation, just our schools actually taught us the bad things that Canada did too (like the Kamagata Maru). My friend knows some U.S. teachers and they say the things in the textbooks are pretty much complete bull. Tons of racism (such as calling Native Americans "American Indians" and completely ignoring shameful wars and contributions from ethnic heroes), vast misinformations and strange inaccuracies. Sorry to anyone who went to a pretty normal school but there are some real horror stories.
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My science teacher said 1 ml is equal to 1 cm cubed is equal to 1 g. WTF MAN
I think he meant that water is that. But yeah, teachers lie


Well, he is right about 1 mL being equal to one cm cubed. As for the gram, he probably did mean of water.
#35
did you know parrel lines actually meet!!! yes my teacher told me that "in college you find out two parrell lines meet!"

#36
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god damn imaginary numbers!

i dunno, but imaginary means lies!? yes, no?



arent all numbers imaginary? think about it, have you ever gone outside and seen the number 4 walking down the sidewalk?
#37
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did you know parrel lines actually meet!!! yes my teacher told me that "in college you find out two parrell lines meet!"

Only in non-Euclidian geometry, I believe.
#38
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My second grade teacher told the class there are no egg-laying mammals. I brought in my Children's Encyclopedia of Animals the next day... Platypus and Echidna ftw!!


Arn't platypus's and echidna's considered marsoupials(sp)? I didn't think they were catagorized as mamals for some reason, could be wrong though.
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#39
It's kind of funny to convince a teacher something really simple is actually not true.

Me: Hey, Mrs (whatever), what's 10 times 10?
Teacher: 100
Me: Um.. No, it is not
Teacher: It is
Me: I think I would know more about math than you
Teacher: It's really 100
Me: No, if you multiplied 10 by 10 you would get 1010.

Continue to do so until they yell at you or send you out of class or have some kind of 'give-up' result.

But I think I get a good education here in Wisconsin, it's a big thing we push for here, I don't know how well other schools are, but the ones in my area I think are pretty good. I haven't heard much B.S. spewed out of teachers (that I can really remember).
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Arn't platypus's and echidna's considered marsoupials(sp)? I didn't think they were catagorized as mamals for some reason, could be wrong though.

Marsupials are mammals.
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